最搞笑的简单英语笑话
超搞笑小学生英语笑话
There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot.There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; andthe third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How e this guy is$5,000? That’s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” ...
求英语小笑话字不多无所谓,但是要50来个,不要重复大哥大姐快帮忙,知 ...
Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example?John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？约翰：...
趣味英语笑话
趣味英语笑话集锦 你身边真正的朋友,跟你美丑没多大关系,跟你有钱没钱没多大关系,下面,我给大家收集整理了趣味英语笑话集锦,一起来学学幽默,收集好人缘吧! 趣味英语笑话集锦【1】 Hospitality 好客 The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. 由于客人在吃苹...
要几个简短的英语绕口令加翻译,或者英语笑话加翻译。
love letter Guy in the letters to his girlfriend wrote: "love your love so much, that would like to give you go through hell. On Saturday as it does not rain, I'll come.2迟了 在地铁里，一位男子发现扒手正在掏他的钱包，便幽默地说： “老兄，你来晚了！我今天虽然领 了...
求搞笑的英语笑话或漫画
Once upon a time ,a stupid guy went to the doctor's."What's the matter with you",asked the doctor."I have been broken all!",said the fool ."Broken all,what's it mean?",the doctor was surprised.Then,the fool pointed to his head and said:"Ouch!There is something ...
帮我找一篇英语笑话
Sammy prayed every night for two weeks, asking God for ＄100.When he got no response, he thought it would be a good idea to write to God and see if that worked.The post office received the letter addressed to “God, Los Angeles.” They decided that it would be best to ...
请帮忙把两个笑话翻译成英语的
1. 1.克林顿和牧师同一天去世，上帝搞错了，把克林顿送上了天堂， 而把牧师送入了地狱。发现错误后上帝马上改了回来，路上二人相遇。 Clinton and a minister died on the same day. The God made a mistake. He sent Clinton to the heaven and the minister to the hell. When the God found...
me too我要笑话啊,超搞笑的才行哦
me too我要笑话啊,超搞笑的才行哦 我来答 6个回答 #热议# 作为女性,你生活中有感受到“不安全感”的时刻吗? heartxingfu520 2013-04-16 · TA获得超过182个赞 知道答主 回答量:67 采纳率:0% 帮助的人:22.1万 我也去答题访问个人页 关注 展开全部 1.校长和英语老师一起去法国某...
英语笑话脑筋急转弯
after tomorrow.英语笑话 脑筋急转弯相关 文章 ：1. 搞笑脑筋急转弯 150题 2. 每期更新脑筋急转弯【2016.06.12】3. 每期更新脑筋急转弯【2016.06.20】4. 最新 脑筋急转弯大全及答案 5. 超难搞笑脑筋急转弯 6. 搞笑的黄段子脑筋急转弯 ...
帮我收集一些英语小笑话,搞笑的,多一点,谢谢了
I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!""I wasn't asleep," the man answered."Not asleep?
建始县丹泽回答： A teacher said to her class: ＂Who was the first man?＂ “George Washington,＂ a little boy shouted promptly. ＂How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?＂ asked the teacher, smiling indulgently. ＂Because, ＂ said ...
贾黎13876106783问： 简短简短的英文笑话大全爆笑 - ？
建始县丹泽回答： I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: ＂Wake up, sir!＂ ＂I wasn't
贾黎13876106783问： 30字的英语笑话越短越好 - ？
建始县丹泽回答：[答案] 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,...
贾黎13876106783问： 英语小笑话,很好笑的,又简单一点点的,有悬赏 - ？
建始县丹泽回答： John,the teacher finds you. Ok.I see. Haha!Today is April Fool's day!
贾黎13876106783问： 最搞笑的英文笑话(仅限初中水平外加中文翻译) - ？
建始县丹泽回答： man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: ＂God, what is a million dollars to you?＂ and God says: ＂A penny＂, then the man says: ＂God, what is a million years to you?＂ and God says: ＂a second＂, then the man says: ＂God, can...
贾黎13876106783问： 五个新颖简短的英语笑话 - ？
建始县丹泽回答：[答案] 1.What gets larger,the more you take away?什么东西你拿走越多,反而越大? 2.What goes on four legs in the morning,on two at noon,and on three in the evening?什么走路开始用四条腿,后来用两条腿,最后用三条腿? 3.What do we get if we ...
贾黎13876106783问： 请大家帮我想一个既简单又好玩的英语的笑话 - ？
建始县丹泽回答：[答案] 小明学了点英语,总想着能展示展示显摆显摆,有一天在街上他看见一老外,惊喜,机会啊机会,于是走上前去,假装不小心撞了一下老外,连忙道歉:I am sorry! 人家老外很有礼貌的回了句:I am sorry,too! 小明当场就晕了,two?...
贾黎13876106783问： 英语笑话带翻译,简短些,最好三至四句话!又快又好的加15分~ - ？
建始县丹泽回答：[答案] TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,＂School-Go Slow＂. 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:＂学校----慢...
贾黎13876106783问： 要一个非常简单的英语小笑话 - ？
建始县丹泽回答：[答案] 您好:Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go Slowly＂. 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着...
贾黎13876106783问： 英语爆笑小故事小笑话 带翻译 - ？
建始县丹泽回答：[答案] 故事发生在一个酒吧里. 某天,一位男子走进酒吧问道:“这的人,有谁有罗特韦尔犬?” “是的先生,我有呢!”一名骑车男子站起来答道,“它怎么了?” 男子伤心地说“是这样的,我的小吉娃娃刚才杀死了你的狗……” “我不信,我的狗这么...
