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经典幽默小笑话段子 篇9 仔仔兴高采烈地从学校里回来,问妈妈:“爸爸呢?” 妈妈看到仔仔兴奋的样子,奇怪地问:“爸爸在家,你找爸爸做什么?”“我向爸爸要5角钱。” “为什么?”妈妈问道。 “在考数学以前,爸爸对我说‘如果考了100分,就给我1元钱,考80分给8角。’今天,我数学考了45分。“仔仔回答说。 妈...
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笑到肚子痛的100个笑话 我来答 1个回答 #热议# 作为女性,你生活中有感受到“不安全感”的时刻吗?星座家17 2022-09-11 · TA获得超过760个赞 知道小有建树答主 回答量:288 采纳率:99% 帮助的人:39.1万 我也去答题访问个人页 关注 展开全部 1、同学一见面就跟我诉苦,说他前段时间总...
讲笑话一百字?
写作思路：用简短的语句写出一个具有反差的小故事，达到令人开怀一笑的效果。正文：1、在学校犯错，老师让喊家长，我说家长不在，舅舅可以吗？老师说行。第二天，我背上三岁的小舅，踏上了不归路。2、最羡慕的就是西游记里的唐僧，都不用自己洗澡，每过两集就有一个妖怪说：小的们，把那个和尚洗...
既机智又幽默的小笑话
回答量:100 采纳率:50% 帮助的人:34.8万 我也去答题访问个人页 关注 展开全部 既机智又幽默的小笑话 人类历史上,人自从有了语言,就已经出现了开玩笑的语言,最早,人们以口相传,后来有了文字,许多笑话便被记载下来,下面是我精心收集的既机智又幽默的小笑话,希望能对你有所帮助。 既机智又幽默的小笑话...
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高级幽默笑话大全,每天看下高级幽默的笑话可以让自己开心,让生活增添了一些乐趣,关于高级幽默笑话大家知道多少,下面我整理了高级幽默笑话大全,欢迎大家借鉴和参考,希望能够帮助大家。 高级幽默笑话大全1 1、下午银行窗口没人。有个小孩儿趴在我柜台上玩笔,玩着玩着抬起头,伸手戳了戳玻璃,眨着水汪汪的大眼睛问我:“...
开心一刻100个笑话
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1000个幽默笑话大全(笑岔气的15个幽默段子)
坚持不下去了！我急了：可你也不能换啊，我每天下班都来吃，可是老客户了，你经过我同意了吗？以后不来了！我转身的那一刻听到店员小声嘀咕：老板，这位胖姐姐就是你说的每次最少吃一百块钱东西的那位吗？六、【幽默笑话】帮老板开车，老板娘坐在后排，骂着副驾的老板，他一直沉默不语，捏着瓶...
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关于语言的笑话
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简单搞笑的脱口秀笑话段子
1个回答 #热议# 国际油价为何突然跌破100美元大关?剑经业4D 2022-07-03 · TA获得超过1117个赞 知道大有可为答主 回答量:116 采纳率:0% 帮助的人:47.2万 我也去答题访问个人页 关注 展开全部 人生需要幽默,而这些简单搞笑的脱口秀段子就是最好的生活调色剂。以下是我为你整理的简单搞笑的...
衡阳市葆宫回答：[答案] Tom's Birthday It was Tom's birthday,and he was five years old.He got quite a lot of nice birthday presents from his family,and one of them was a beartiful big drum. “Who gave him thay thing?”answered Tom's mother. “Oh,”said his father. Of ...
贸峰19347781216问： 英语幽默笑话带翻译 - ？
衡阳市葆宫回答： Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why ...
贸峰19347781216问： 英语小笑话,越短越好,3.4句话,带翻译 - ？
衡阳市葆宫回答：[答案] 我这有几个英语小笑话: 校园幽默四则 1. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The ...
贸峰19347781216问： 求英语的笑话100 - 200个字的笑话 ,急 ,要带有朗读原音 - ？
衡阳市葆宫回答：[答案] 1.Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly.＂Here are two cents more.But why are ...
贸峰19347781216问： 30字的英语笑话越短越好 - ？
衡阳市葆宫回答：[答案] 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,...
贸峰19347781216问： 英语幽默笑话大全 - ？
衡阳市葆宫回答： 一、我是单身汉 Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.＂Anything else?＂ The nurse asked. ＂Yes,＂Jack thinks for a while and said,＂I'm a bachelor.＂杰克...
贸峰19347781216问： 英语笑话100篇+翻译 - ？
衡阳市葆宫回答： http://www.yyxh.org.cn/ 这里的英语笑话都有译文!A teacher said to her class: ＂Who was the first man?＂ “George Washington,＂ a little boy shouted promptly. ＂How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?＂ asked the ...
贸峰19347781216问： 英语笑话大全 爆笑 180词 - ？
衡阳市葆宫回答： 1.One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and ...
贸峰19347781216问： 英语笑话或小短文50 - 100 - ？
衡阳市葆宫回答：[答案] 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢...
贸峰19347781216问： 英语幽默短笑话 - ？
衡阳市葆宫回答： Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help...
