4人英语短剧剧本！

英语4人话剧剧本~

　　Skipping Class

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　　Cast
　　Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes
　　Kevin: Treats “skipping classes” as the principle of university life
　　Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it
　　Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes
　　Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class
　　Rita: A professional class skipper


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　　Scene I
　　(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)
　　Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.
　　Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?
　　Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.
　　Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.
　　Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.
　　Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…
　　Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?

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　　Scene II
　　(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)
　　Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.
　　Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.
　　Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...
　　Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?
　　Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?
　　Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!
　　Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?
　　Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.
　　Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.
　　Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?
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　　Scene III
　　(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)
　　Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.
　　Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.
　　Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.
　　Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?
　　Rita: I thought you were going to the library.
　　Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.
　　Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.
　　Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!
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　　Scene IV
　　(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )
　　Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.
　　Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.
　　Ken: What are they?
　　Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.
　　Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?
　　Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.
　　Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?
　　Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.
　　Ken: Why?
　　Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.
　　Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?
　　Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.
　　Ken: You are a genius.
　　Rita: I am just very professional.
　　Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!
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　　Scene V
　　(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)
　　Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?
　　Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.
　　Kevin: Why?
　　Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.
　　Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.
　　Ken: Ok. Let’s go.
　　(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)

剧本——完璧归赵

时间：春秋战国时期

地点：1.在赵国宫里 2.在秦国皇宫里 3.在宾馆。

主要人物：

??蔺相如??秦王??赵王??廉颇??大臣1??大臣2??大臣3??大臣4??赵国仆人??秦国使者

第一幕：

大臣3 大王，秦国使者到，可否召其晋见。

赵王 快快有请。

大臣3 传秦国使者晋见。

秦使 （没有行礼）这儿有一封信，大王叫我交给你。（说完就一声不吭地走了） [大臣们都十分生气，都在骂秦国使者的无礼。]

赵王 （看完信后）秦王说他愿意以十五座城，来换我国的镇国之宝和氏璧，可否交换呢？

大臣1 万万不可，大王，臣以为秦王换璧是假，骗璧是真呀！

大臣2 大王，臣以为如果秦王以此为借口来攻打我们怎么办？

廉颇 大王，如秦王来犯，定叫他有来无回，我愿领军抵挡，万万不能把宝物白白送给秦王呀！

大臣2 大将军万万不可，虽然你十分勇猛，但是秦军实力强大，光士兵就是我国的十几倍，所以现在我们不能硬拼。

廉颇 那怎么办？难道还要把这和氏璧送他不成？

大臣2 现在唯一的办法只有智取。

[大臣们纷纷议论。但商量不出一点头绪。]

赵王 谁有良策？本王重重有赏。

大臣4 小臣有一主意，推荐一个人选，此人勇敢机智，我料想此事肯定难不倒他。

赵王 谁？

大臣4 此人乃是蔺相如也。

赵王 此人本王早有耳闻，确实是个人才，快传蔺相如晋见！

[大臣3火速去请蔺相如来宫，一个时辰后，蔺相如到达宫里，大臣们都在纷纷议论蔺相如。]

蔺相如 草民蔺相如参见大王。

赵王 快快请起，本王有一个重要事情与你商量，（赵王把事情的经过一五一十地告诉了蔺相如）你对此事可有什么看法？

蔺相如 （蔺相如想了片刻）草民愿意带着和氏璧到秦国去，如果秦王真的拿十五座城来换，我就把璧交给他；如果他不肯交出十五座城，我一定完璧归赵。那时侯秦国理屈，不能持强凌弱，就没有动兵的理由。不知大王意下如何？

赵王 众爱卿，还有异议吗？

大臣们 大王英明，我等拥护大王决策。

赵王 如无异议，那就这么办吧！来人，把和氏璧交给蔺先生。

大臣4 臣在。

赵王 你化装成仆人陪同前往，沿途要绝对保证和氏璧和蔺相如的安全。

大臣4 臣遵旨。

第二幕：

[过了几天后，经过充分的准备，蔺相如和大臣4就带着和氏璧去秦国，直接进入了秦国宫殿。]

蔺相如 小臣参见秦王。

秦王 请起。

蔺相如 小臣已把宝物带来，（蔺相如双手奉上和氏璧）

秦王 （接到和氏璧）这真不愧是和氏璧，雪白无暇，真是绝世无双的宝物！（绝口不提十五座城的事）

蔺相如 （看到这种情形）大王，在这块璧上有点小毛病，是否要我指给您看。

秦王 果真有此等事？快指给本王看看。（说完就叫宦官把璧递给了蔺相如）

蔺相如 （刚接到和氏璧就理直气壮地说）我看您并不想以十五城换取和氏璧，现在璧可是在我的手上，您要是强迫我，您就看不见这块璧了，我的脑袋将和这璧一起撞碎在这柱子上。

(说着，蔺相如举起和氏璧，就要向柱子上撞)

秦王 （秦王很着急）一切都好商量，不要急。来人把我国地图拿上来。本王一定把这十五座城划归赵国。（说着把手指的十五座城给蔺相如看）

蔺相如 好，秦王果然守信用，但是和氏璧乃是无价之宝，岂能随随便便交付与他人，必须举行一个隆重的典礼。

秦王 好，五日后，本王就为和氏璧举行一个隆重的典礼。

第三幕：

（蔺相如进入了宾馆后。）

蔺相如 大臣4，你连夜带着和氏璧速速返回我国，把璧亲自交给大王。沿途昼伏夜行，绝对不可走漏半点风声。

大臣4 是，但您也要注意自己安全，因为您和和氏璧一样重要，没有您就没有和氏璧。（说完大臣4含泪要走）。

蔺相如 （默默地点了点头）慢着。

大臣4 请问先生还有什么吩咐？

蔺相如 你这身打扮会引起秦王和秦臣们的注意，你去打扮成秦国的平民百姓，然后抄小路走。

大臣4 多谢先生指点。

第四幕：

[五日后，蔺相如再次走进秦王的宫殿。]

秦王 本王已如期行事，应该把和氏璧交给本王了吧！

蔺相如 和氏璧早已送回我国，您要是有诚意，就把十五座城交付于我国，我国一定把璧送回来。

秦王 大胆，你知道欺君之罪是要斩首的吗？

蔺相如 您杀了小臣也没有用，天下人都会知道秦国是最不讲信用的。你以后何以诚信服天下。

[秦王气得双眼冒烟，但也没办法，只得客客气气把蔺相如送回赵国。蔺相如立了大功，赵王封他做上大夫。

三个懒汉 The Three Lazy OnesA king had three sons whom he loved equally well， and he did not know which of them to appoint as king following his own death. 　　When the time came for him to die he called them to his bed and said， “Dear children， I have thought of something that I will reveal to you. The one of you is the laziest shall become king after me.” 　　The oldest one said， “Father， then the kingdom belongs to me， for I am so lazy that whenever I lie down to sleep， and a drop falls into my eyes， I will not even close them so that I can fall asleep.” 　　The second one said， “Father， the kingdom belongs to me， for I am so lazy that when I am sitting by the fire warming myself， I would rather let my heels burn up than to pull my legs back.” 　　The third one said， “Father， the kingdom is mine， for I am so lazy that if I were going to be hanged and already had the rope around my neck， and someone put into my hand a sharp knife with which to cut the rope， I would let myself be hanged rather than to lift my hand up to the rope.” 　　When the father heard this he said， “You have taken it the farthest and shall be king.” 　　在一个遥远的地方，有一个国王，他有三个儿子，对每一个儿子他都非常喜爱，他不知道自己死后应该把王位传给他们三个中的哪一个。所以，当他快要死的时候，就把他们叫到身边说：“亲爱的孩子们，在我死后，你们三个中谁最懒，谁就继承我的王位。”老大说：“既然这样，这王位就是我的，因为我是最懒的儿子，当我躺下睡觉时，有任何东西落到我的眼睛里，我也懒得去擦掉，即使不能把眼睛闭上，我仍然会继续睡觉。”二儿子说：“爸爸，王位应该传给我，因为我是最懒的儿子。当我坐在火边取暖的时候，就是火燃到我的脚趾，我也懒得把腿收回来。”第三个儿子说：“爸爸，这王位是我的，因为我是你最懒的儿子，如果我就要被吊起来，绳子已经套在了脖子上，有人把一把锋利的小刀塞在我手里，要我切断绳子，我宁愿被吊起来也懒得抬起手把绳子割断。”父亲听到这里说道：“你是最合适的人选，你应该继承王位。”

白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you. 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly

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