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莲花三太子 w0w9w3w5你们会说人话不？
什么叫做会也不叫，人家LZ问个问题你们不会就滚犊子，没事什么凑热闹啊，还土包子，我看你们连个胎盘都不如，告诉你们最看不惯你们这样的人了。
还有xuansea You're a pig.你觉得你会那点英文算什么啊？你是一头猪，我估计你也就会这一句话，天天和你爹还有你娘说吧？
没想法6 你会说话不？不会说话也滚，靠了什么叫做把你放进榨汁机也挤不出几个ABC，你懂几个CBA就从那里装博士后，你以为你哈佛毕业的还是格勒诺布尔毕业的啊？我估计你也就是家里蹲毕业的，沙野博士（啥也不是）。
LZ你说的话很有意思，但是有几句在英文里面是不存在的，bluefim说的就对，“生气是会死脑细胞的哦"这句话在外国人嘴里是根本不流通的，所以我和bluefim的观点一样，也建议你删除这句话，如果不能去的话，最还还是用中文的吧。
我英语也不太好，怕错的话就不要选择我。
You is the first I am at a loss for the girls, you are first let me feel embarrassed girl, I do not know whether this is love, or like, puberty is more likely germinating it » If not germinating, you let me Mengdong the Ting. Oh, on the one sentence: I wish: Happy birthday, every day to maintain a good mood.
Your friends: XX

Teaching content: 1. mastery words: sky, film, camera, picture, smile, break, tail
教学内容： 1 。掌握词：天空，电影，摄像头，图片，微笑，休息，尾巴

2. a dialogue about taking pictures
2 。对话关于拍照

3.master the usage of some words and phrases
3 。一些有用的话

Teaching goals: 1. understand the meaning of the text
教学目标： 1 。理解的意义，文字

2. remember the mastery words
2 。记得掌握字

3.master the usage of some words and phrases
3.master使用的一些单词和短语

Key points: 1. express taking a picture
关键点： 1 。表示拍照

2. ask permission to do sth.: May I …?
2 。请允许做某事。 ：我... ？

Difficult points: 1. express what you see
难点： 1 。表示您所看到的

2. express taking a picture
2 。表示拍照

Preparations: a picture of the Palace Museum, a camera
准备：图片故宫博物院，照相机

Teaching aids: audiotape, pictures, a camera, flashcards and slideprojector
教具：录音带，图片，照相机， flashcards和幻灯机

Type: dialogue
类型：对话

Teaching procedure
教学程序

随着经济水平的不断发展，人们的消费、生产方式日趋多样，城市生活垃圾的产生也日益增多。
Along with the continuously develop of the economy level, people's consumption,mode of production is gradually diverse, city life garbage of the creation also increases increasingly.

在众多的城市生活垃圾处理方法里，生活垃圾堆肥法不失为一个很好的处理方法。
Live the garbage fertilizer method and don't lose to a good processing method in numerous city the life the garbage processing method.

垃圾堆肥法就是利用微生物的活动将垃圾中的易腐有机质分解，转变为富含有机质和氮、磷、钾等营养元素的有机质肥料。
The garbage fertilizer method is the activity that makes use of microorganism the easy 腐 in the garbage the organic quality resolve, changing in to enrich organic quality fertilizer of imply the nourishment chemical elements, such as the machine quality and nitrogen,磷 and potassium...etc..

高品质的堆肥是一种良好的有机肥料，也是一种良好的土壤改良剂和调节剂，对土壤理化性质的改良和农作物品质的改善具有积极的意义，在农业生产应用上具有广阔的前景。
The high-quality fertilizer is a kind of good organic fertilizer, is also a kind of good soil improver with regulate, have aggressive meaning to the improvement of the soil physics and chemistry property and the improvement of the farm crop quality, produce an application in the agriculture up have vast of foreground.

因此，应用堆肥法来处理富含有机质的城市生活垃圾以生产堆肥是城市生活垃圾资源化处理的一个重要方向，是人们研究的一个热点。
Therefore, the application fertilizer method to handle to enrich the city life garbage of imply the machine quality with produce fertilizer is an important direction that the city lives the garbage recycling processing, is people research of a is a little bit hot.

在本文中，主要介绍了生活垃圾堆肥的关键技术和堆肥的主要成分、养分并对其在农业生产应用中对环境产生的积极影响和负面效应进行了相关的阐述。
Mainly introduced the key technique of the living garbage fertilizer and the main composition,nutrient of the fertilizer to combine in this text as to it's in the agriculture the production the application to environment creation of the aggressive influence and negative effect carried on elaborating relatedly.

最后，对上述问题提出相应的对策和建议，如改变传统的堆肥方法，与其他生活垃圾处理方法相结合；
End, to the above-mentioned problem put forward correspond of counterplan and suggestion, such as change a traditional fertilizer method, with other life garbage processing the method combine together;

对土壤中的重金属的防治；
To the prevention and cure of the heavy metals in the soil;

对堆肥进行深加工，制成高效系列有机-无机复合混肥等。
Carry on to the fertilizer to process deeply, make into efficiently series is organic-have no machine compound to mix fatty etc..

尽管当前的堆肥理论和技术还不是很完善，但堆肥却很有市场前景，堆肥法应该值得大力普及和推广。
Though the current fertilizer theories and technique aren't just very perfect, but the fertilizer have the market foreground very much, the fertilizer method should be worthy of strongly universal with expansion.

Along with the continuously develop of the economy level, the people's consumption,mode of production is gradually diverse, the city lives the creation of the garbage to also increasingly increase.In numerous city life garbage processing methods, the life garbage fertilizer method does not lose to a good processing method.The garbage fertilizer method is the activity that makes use of the microorganism to resolve easy 腐 organic quality within garbage, changing in to enrich the organic quality fertilizer of imply the nourishment chemical elements, such as the machine quality and nitrogen,磷 and potassium...etc..The high-quality fertilizer is a kind of good organic fertilizer, is also a kind of good soil improver and regulate, have the aggressive meaning to the improvement of the soil physics and chemistry property and the improvement of the farm crop quality, produce the application in the agriculture up the foreground that have the amplitude.Therefore, the application fertilizer method to handle to enrich the city life garbage of imply the machine quality to produce the fertilizer is the city lives the garbage recycling to handle of an important direction BE people to study of an a little bit hot.In this text, mainly introduced the key technique of the living garbage fertilizer and the main composition,nutrient of the fertilizer to combine as to it's the aggressive influence that produce to the environment in agriculture produce apply carried on relatedly elaborating with the negative effect.End, put forward the homologous counterplan and suggestion to the above-mentioned problem such as changing the traditional fertilizer method, handle the method to combine together with the other living garbageses;to the prevention and cure of the heavy metals in the soil;carry on to the fertilizer to deeply process, make into efficiently the series is organic-have no the machine compound to mix fatty etc..Though the current fertilizer theories and technique are not just very perfect, but the fertilizer has the market foreground very much, the fertilizer method should deserve to strongly make widely available with the expansion.

With the level of economic development, people's consumption, production methods are becoming more diverse, MSW has produced the increase. In many urban waste disposal methods, MSW composting is a good approach. Garbage disposal method is the use of microbial activity will refuse the perishable organic matter decomposition into rich in organic matter and nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium and other nutrients, organic fertilizer. High quality compost is a good organic fertilizer, is a good soil conditioner and the regulator, on the physical and chemical properties of soil improvement and the improvement of crop quality with positive implications. the application of agricultural production has bright prospects. Therefore, Application composting method to deal with the organic-rich MSW composting is the production of MSW resources processing a important direction is that people are a hot research. In this paper, mainly on the MSW composting technology and the key to composting of the major components, Nutrient and its application in agricultural production on the environment and the positive impact of the negative effect of the relevant exposition. Finally, the above problems and corresponding countermeasures, such as changes in the traditional composting method, and other waste disposal methods life combined; of the heavy metals in soil control; Composting of deep processing, made a series of high-efficiency organic-inorganic compound fertilizers, and so on. Although the current theory and the composting technology is not perfect, but compost is very good market prospects, composting deserves to be and to popularize.

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