求好笑的英语笑话，你自己都笑不出来的不要，要短一些的。越好笑越好
1. A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'
The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.
一男生向一女生发誓：亲爱的，请你一定要嫁给我，不然我会死掉的
女孩拒绝了。六十年后，那个男生死掉了。
2. Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost（路牌，路标） says, 'School -- Go Slow'
老师：约翰，为什么你每天早上都迟到呢？
约翰：每次我走到街角的时候，都有一块路牌写着：“学校-小心慢行”
3. Teacher: Tom, why are you so late for school tdoay? And where is your homework book?
Tom: Sorry, Miss. I met a robber on my way to school this morning...
Teachse: Oh, My Gosh! So terrible! Did he robber anything from you?
Tom: He...he robbed my homework book....
老师：汤姆，你今天为什么迟到这么久？还有你的家庭作业本呢？
汤姆：对不起，老师，我今天在上学的路上遇上了一个抢劫犯……
老师：噢，天哪！太糟糕了！他抢了你什么东西没有？
汤姆：他……他抢走了我的家庭作业本……
A Dollar Per Point
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying, "A dollar per point." The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？
-- 墓地守墓人。
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小学三年级英语笑话,越简单越好。(要好笑的)
1. A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.一男生向一女生发誓：亲爱的，请你一定要嫁给我，不然我会死掉的 女孩拒绝了。六十年后，那个男生死掉了。2. Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for ...
帮帮我找些特别好笑的英文笑话,有翻译啊。一定要爆笑的那种,短的
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经典英语冷笑话12篇
听到这个回答, 陌生人觉得很好笑。“我觉得那条狗一点都不可怕。 你帖那个告示做什么?” “因为,” 店主解释说,“在我帖告示之前, 大伙老被他绊倒。” 经典英语冷笑话:在天堂结婚 A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St....
求好笑的英语笑话,你自己都笑不出来的不要,要短一些的。越好笑越好
He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？-- 墓地守墓人。
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急需英语小笑话,不要太长,要好笑的。谢谢!注意要是英文的
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南浔区13640819432： 求一些短小的英文笑话 - ？
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南浔区13640819432： 求一些搞笑的英文小段子 - ？
弘伦散结： I`ve Just Bitten My Tongue＂Are we poisonous?＂ the young snake asked his mother.＂Yes,dear,＂ she replied. ＂Why do you ask?＂＂Because I`ve just bitten my tongue!＂我刚咬了自己的舌头“我们有毒吗?”一条年幼的蛇问它的妈妈.“是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”“因为我刚刚咬了自己的舌头!”
南浔区13640819432： 求几个比较好笑的英语笑话？
弘伦散结： Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight. Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting? Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith. 译文:弗雷迪:我刚才在大街上跑,为的是阻止一次打架? 妈妈:你做的对,谁和谁在打架. 弗雷迪:我和杰克·史密斯.
南浔区13640819432： 求好笑的英文小笑话,越逗越好,短点的,不要长篇!尽量越小越搞笑越好!嗯..谢谢了,就一个就够了! - ？
弘伦散结： He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人. -- 他真是一个大人物.干什么的? -- 墓地守墓人.
南浔区13640819432： 求2分钟以内英语笑话(简单易懂,要求超搞笑)？
弘伦散结： He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗? 约翰尼:他害病卧床了.他受了伤. 汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿? 约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了. 你看能不能用
南浔区13640819432： 求超级好笑的英语笑话!! - ？
弘伦散结： 有个人刚学外语,这天在街上走,不小心踩了一个老外的脚,那人急忙说:“I`m sorry.”老外也礼貌的说了句:“I`m sorry too.”那人一听,急忙说了句:“I`m sorry three.”老外一听傻了,问:“What are you sorry for?”那人无奈的说:“I`m sorry five.”
南浔区13640819432： 求几个英文笑话？
弘伦散结： English中文1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 ?2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不 鸟我,我也不 鸟你 4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ! together ...
南浔区13640819432： 急急!!!!!!搞笑的英文笑话.越搞笑越好,越多越好.有奖励的 - ？
弘伦散结： Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,＂School-Go slow＂. 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着＂学校----慢行＂. Let me take it ...
南浔区13640819432： 求一个好笑点的英语笑话？
弘伦散结：Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. ＂ What's in your box?＂ asked the friend. ＂A cat,＂ answered Mrs Brown. ＂You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This ...
