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Grandfather in this family is that the individuality old people , he take drugs very much , speaks dirty words profusely. Straighten white, but he has a stringency very much though utterance is very rough, and have very strong influence in this family, he teaches Sun Zi's words to let a common people sound to have no way to accept also , teach young granddaughter springing in sunlight in tryout of the beautiful woman even dirty dance. He has passed away time making fun very much, only being approaching the drama tail, also it is just because that grandfather's passing away has made this family changing gigantic. Father is same as parents in all family, role who is playing a leader all the time, he also is rich in intense emotion as possessions runs after the successful modernist , all thing go after are consummate only want success, having no way to put up with has become a looser , he has ignored but self child and self father but , we still can see his regret after father passes away , has let him see self granddaughter's performance "with own eyes" therefore he decides to need to be bringing father's dead body along.
Mother is that the most average one people , she are same as all ordinary mothers in this family , she loves two child of her , let a child choose self life freely, she can not give way to a daughter for the beauty contest but goes and reducing weight painstakingly, be different right because of she believe in everyone, that son is able to "hoarse oath " having self also therefore , the daughter is not also charged by others's what consciousness holds , olive is olive but, Sexy , do not having a speciality though she is not beautiful,but compare beauty contest child who is hit by those putting on makeup painstakingly like the doll, which has child's naive more? Uncle who still has that homosexuality, he has been experienced many are unfair , learning work is grabbed , the lover is grabbed, he is a thorough loser even in father's eye , misfortune a train of makes his spirit want to commit suicide a little bit out of gear , always. He melts but in current take a trip to have entered this family , believes that his life in the hereafter may become especially wonderful because of this time of beauty contest.
There are still film middle is the coolest that important son , he depressed , hate bitterly a proprietor, he 9 months does not speak would rather for becoming a pilot , executive being well-balanced is strict and. Should have dreamt since he finally breaks out when self is color blindness but are shattered, be shocked , lose with agony ultimately. Think that the thing that you always run after is crushed moment, that agony is going to be more fierce. He is perplexed afterwards, but he can't can clear in speaking freely of the day afer tomorrow with the uncle,experiencing the life pained , failing is really being worth recalling that life. Certainly still have that lovable kindhearted sunlight small beautiful woman olive pawns beauty contest middle , the judge detests alternating astounded expression off stage that auxiliary when olive has jumped onto grandfather arranging the action strip-show's , olive is not known but, because of she does not know what implication this dance is representing , she knows this dance is to is jumped by grandfather only , stage clean and honest emotion and hypocritical being sanctimonious of off stage form extremely rich sarcasm tableau. Pawn whole family person tenaciousness by olive but be affected by brandishing time on the stage, I deeply have been moved. Inferior making concerted efforts of one family drives that junker launching in the film , always let person have one kind of warm very warm intention, the family probably is everyone's harbour at heart forever , the family also is able to mobilize all members but , trudge, but go ahead make great efforts, but common to one dream simplely. Try the distance travelled stepping on Go home in having fired the fence , one family laughing heartily, several are also inferior if before trammer, so mild and fragrant unite, I think that everyone grows up all in the beauty contest not stopping having understood quite a few at all although trammer person having been missing,include film front's you and I, ... This film also let me see life have sunlight everywhere , the life significance not depending on what you have come across, but depends on how you go to face!

4 self-propelled YZJ stems ears annex to harvest a maize cutting platform physical design under the combine Make a summary in world grain crop, maize's cultivated area and gross product are next only to the wheat , paddy rice but occupy 3rd place, average per unit area yield lives in the first place then. The maize is one of our country staple food crop , cultivate but the product already reaches 21 million hectares. That the maize harvests is a maize cultivate the most strenuous manual labour of middle , is to lighten peasant labour intensity , to mention the efficiency harvesting, realizing machinized gains of maize as soon as possible is the most important task of current farm mechanization job , face gradually growing need, development of our country maize machinery lags relatively , existence is burning the function is unitary , structure does not wait for a problem rationally. Strengthen maize gains machinery scientific research therefore , developing out that the function is more complete , more advanced maize of structure gains machinery is to lay bare the first problem before scientific research worker currently. The problem aims at developing falling having the self-propelled maize combine plucking the ear , the straw stem cutting up a reclaim waiting for the various function cutting a platform. Basis analysing demonstration in a great quantity has been listed in the main body of a book first , has ascertained the self-propelled stem ear being the population design plan collecting the type maize combine concurrently. The call for according to design specification, ascertains every main job component scheme and parameter by the fact that large amount of theory secretly schemes against. That the vertical hob cuts up a device is that the problem FOAK burns , already gain and the pragmatic new model patent , the main body of a book is discussed with regard to having cut up device part work, priority has analysed flat knife installation parameter and knife edge curve. The main body of a book has been experienced according to large amount of theory and practice , has analysed the major factor affecting transportation reliability's , has brought forward a little measure improving clip hold transportation , has been carried out a certificate and since the transportation reliability is to be related to a important problem of complete machine reliability,these measure all is a very effective. Has adopt practical experience and theory to calculate the method being tied in wedlock each other in the process studying in the problem,self-owned useful experience of make full use of and achievement, have carried out improvement and FOAK on a few links, need having adapted to a marketplace's much better. Problem acquisition is more successful , self own passes an appraisal on 2003 , the various model machine function index reaches call for equally. That what the main body of a book studies the self-propelled problem stem ear annexes collects the type maize combine has been that multifunctional maize of one kind of new model combine , whose structure is new and original , the function is advanced , has done bold FOAK and trial , has filled in in the homeland blank space on a little priority and difficult point problem, the combine has establish a basis for the much better reliability maize developing our national condition suitable further.

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I would like to have a birthday three red star hotel than the Hotel Huadu Hotel, cheap food, but very far away from school
Yellow food restaurants all over China but in your hotel than the other two schools from the comfort of the hotel are also very close to the Yellow River Hotel, I feel better .. you think?
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My birthday will come .There are three restaurant I can choose.

Food in Hongxing restaurant is cheaper than Huadu restaurant,but Hongxing restaurant is far from school.

Food in Huanghe restaurant is the most expensive in three restaurant.But is the most comfortable one .And it's also near school.

So I think Haunghe restuarant is better.What about you ?

我很没有把握全对哦、
我的水平也不好。

My birthday is coming ,I want have a meat with my friends in the restaurant .Now there are three restaurants .Hongxing hotel is cheeper than Huadu hotel ,but it is far away from scholl.Huanghe hotel is more expensive than Huadu hotel ,but is most comfortable of all ,and it is next to shcool.I think it is better to Huanghe hotel. HOw dou you feel?

I must celebrate a birthday had three hotel red star hotel the Huadu Hotel vegetable small advantage, but to school very far Yellow River Hotel vegetable the Huadu Hotel expensive but comfortably thought other two hotels to school also very nearly me the Yellow River Hotel was quite better. You think? write soon

I'm going to celebrate my birthday soon. There are three restaurants that i can hold my birthday party(birthday dinner) in: HongXing,HuangHe and HuaDu. Meals in HongXing is cheaper than Huadu,but it's far from school. Meals in HuangHe is more expensive than HuaDu but it's more comfortable than the other two restaurants.Also,HuangHe is quite close to school. I think HuangHe is better, what do you guys think? Write Soon.

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