求个容易听懂的英语笑话
“哎，哎哎，哎，你这人怎么这样？自行车撞了我，怎么连对不起都不说？”“抱歉，我是个哑巴”“哦，那算了。你走吧。。。。。。哎！哎哎！你回来！”
额。小明上厕所，老师说GO AHEAD，他想了想没有去。他下课问老师为什么不让他去，老师不解，她弱弱的说了一句，老师，您不是说去个头吗、老是无语
小明从小英语不好 又好强 一次不小心撞到一老外他说 i'm sorry
老外说 i'm sorry too(two)
小明一听急了，于是说 i'm sorry three
the picture of the cheese
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."
有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的厨房地板上窜过。她很害怕老鼠，所以她冲出屋子，搭上了公共汽车直奔商店。在那儿，她买了一只老鼠夹。店主告诉她："放点奶酪在里面，很快你就会逮住那只老鼠的。"
The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.
这位女士带着鼠夹回到家里，但她没有在碗橱里找到奶酪。她不想再回到商店里去，因为已经很晚了。于是，她就从一份杂志中剪下一幅奶酪的图片放进了夹子。
Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!
令人称奇的是，这画有奶酪的图片竟然奏效了!第二天早上，这位女士下楼到厨房时，发现鼠夹里奶酪图片旁有一张画有老鼠的图片
从前有一个白痴，老师叫他形容一个车祸，他说:"One car come, one car come too, two car "pengpeng" one car did
one car go,one car come,two car pengpeng,one car die.
一辆汽车过去,一辆汽车过来,两辆汽车碰碰,一个汽车死了
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