英语趣事
1、Wife: "How would you describe me?"
妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
妻子：那是什么意思?
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
丈夫：开个玩笑!
2、What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?
A needle.
针。
3、What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。
4、What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?
A coin!
硬币。
5、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我现在要回家了。
英语笑话（一）
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。
英语笑话（二）
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？
-- 墓地守墓人。
英语笑话（三）
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，
亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
给我那个打赢的吧
-- 服务员，
这个龙虾只有一只爪。
-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
-- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。
英语笑话（六）The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。
英语笑话（七）Advice for "Kid"
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
忠告“年轻者”
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，
千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”
英语笑话（八）Which woman?
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"
哪一位女人？
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”
我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？”
英语笑话（九）The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
医生住在楼下
“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。
“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”
他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”
英语笑话（十）One Engine Left
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult."
Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."
At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"
只剩一个引擎
一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦 ？我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”
英语笑话（一）
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。
英语笑话（二）
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？
-- 墓地守墓人。
英语笑话（三）
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，
亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
给我那个打赢的吧
-- 服务员，
这个龙虾只有一只爪。
-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
-- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。
英语笑话（六）The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。
英语笑话（七）Advice for "Kid"
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
忠告“年轻者”
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，
千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”
英语笑话（八）Which woman?
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"
哪一位女人？
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”
我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？”
英语笑话（九）The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
医生住在楼下
“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。
“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”
他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”
英语笑话（十）One Engine Left
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult."
Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."
At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"
只剩一个引擎
一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦 ？我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”
Golden childhood.
童年，是金色而无杂质的，童年的桩桩趣事就是最有力的见证.
Childhood is golden and pure, for which the funs of childhood provide sufficent evidence.
我小时候最害怕的莫过于蛇了，而乡下比我大两岁的表姐最爱玩蛇。
When I was a child, what I fear most is snake, however, playing with snakes was my cousin favorite, who 's 2 years older than me and lived in countryside.
一年夏季，我回乡下看望爷爷、奶奶。一天，表姐带我来到了一个小池塘玩。
In a summer day, When I paid a visit to my grandparents in the countryside, She took me to a small pound.
突然，我看到了一条小蛇，正用恶毒的眼光看着我，火红的舌头一吐一吐的， 吓的我腿都发抖了。
Suddenly, I saw a small snake glaring at me me viciously, sticking a blood red tougue. I felt my legs trembling with fear.
这时，我突然想起奶奶曾经告诉过我，遇见蛇不能怕，也不能跑。第一，把头发弄乱，万不可让她数清；第二，用舌头吓唬她，让她感到不安全而逃走。我想到这些，立马把原本好好的头发搞得一团糟，又乱吐舌头。
Then, I remembered that my grandmother once told me that you must not fear, or run at the sight of a snake. Firstly, muffle your hair messy so as not to allow the snake to count out your hair. Secondly, stick out your tongue to frighten the snake, and make it feel unsafe and flee. At the thought of these, I messed up my tidy hair, and stuck my tongue at it.
蛇的确感到不安了，掉头就跑。这时我才感喊：蛇！表姐赶紧跑过来，可是蛇一眨眼就不见了，这时我的心才逐渐安静下来。回到家里一照镜子，妈呀，我的头发乱蓬蓬的，就像草垛。奶奶一本正经的扒扒我的头发说：“小祖宗，鸡蛋让你弄哪去了？”哎，奶奶把我的头发当鸡窝了！
The snake seemed indeed agitated, and turned around, slid away. Finally, I found myself shouting "Snake!", but the snake disapeared before my sister came up to me. My peaceful mind was regained. When I reached home, I gasped, because my hair was as messy as a pile of grass. My grandmother comed my hair with her hand and spoke in a matter-of-fact voice "my
lady, where did you hide the eggs?" oh, she was taking my hair as a chicken nest.
童年，宛若星空，又蓝又美；童趣，宛若星辰，照亮了星空，使原本漆黑的星空透出点点亮光。
Childhood is like a beautiful starry sky,
Childhood funs are like stars that light up the dark sky.
Tears of Ice-cream
One day , a new teacher came in a small school from a big city. At his first class, a boy asked,“I saw a word ice-cream from a book. But what is the ice -cream ?” What an easy question ! But for the children in a small village , it may be not . The teacher answered,“The ice-cream is made of ice, cream, chocolate and so on .”All the students are listening carefully . After that , a girl on the left asked,“what is chocolate?”The teacher was deep in thought: Those are the children’s favorite food in the city. But for them……. I should be a window to show them another wonderful world.
One month passed. The teacher got back home. He bought a box of ice-cream and covered with a quilt . In a hurry ,he went back to school. But it is too far , When the children saw him , he was sweating and the ice cream was tearing. White tears !
A Piece Of Cake 小菜一碟
I knew little about English when I first came to America, so everyday I went to a language school to learn English. One day during the break I asked one of my classmates a question which I didn't understand. Then I thanked her for it , and she said: "You are welcome! It's a piece of cake!" I thought to myself: America is really a society for money in which everything is done for pay, so I asked her: "I hadn't taken any pieces of cake with me today, what about a piece of biscuit?"
She showed a puzzled expression first, then she smiled, Knowing that she hadn't got her words accoss，she said, "A piece of cake means 'No problem', and it's just a raffle thing." On hearing that, I came to learn that a piece of cake not only means a piece of cake, but also means things that is very easy.
我刚到美国时,不太懂英语.于是我每天都到一所语言学校去学英语.一天在课间的时候,有个问题我不太懂,于是就问我的一个同学.她告诉了我答案,我向她道谢,她回道:"没关系!It's a piece of cake!"我心里在想,美国真的是一个金钱社会,做什么事情要都报酬.于是我说:"我今天没有带蛋糕,来片饼干行么?"
听到我的回答,她看起来很迷惑,然后她笑了,明白我没有听懂她的话.她说:" A piece of cake的意思是'没关系',这只是一件小事情."听到她的话,我明白了,a piece of cake 不仅是一小块蛋糕,还指的是一件很容易做的事情.
随便在网上搜一下“英语俚语故事”就会发现一大把有关英语的趣事，篇幅不长，也简单
读英语，突然发现一个有趣现象：clever 聪明的
honest 诚实的
intelligent 智慧的
noble 高贵的
excellent 卓越的
smart 机灵的
elegant 优雅的
把这些英文字头放一起就是Chinese--中国
junk垃圾；
adult色鬼；
prostitute婊子；
ass蠢驴；
nasty下流；
evil魔鬼；
scamp流氓；
excrement臭狗屎
把这些英文字头放一起就是japanese--日本人 ！
语文课趣事作文400字左右
上午，其乐融融的语文课又来啦！王老师来到班级，评讲优设。这时，王老师神秘地冲我们眨了眨她豆儿般的小眼睛，对我们说：“我教大家一个秘诀，想听吗？”我们丈二摸不着头脑，疑惑不解极了，王老师在黑板上写了一个大大的“德”字，对我们说到：“这个“德”字的中间一横勿要忘了，我教你们一个...
暑假趣事
暑假趣事 一、海边游玩 今年暑假，我体验了一次海边游玩的乐趣。我与家人一同前往了某个美丽的海滨城市，度过了一个充满欢声笑语的假期。二、具体经历 日出美景：清晨，我早早地起床，与家人一起站在海边等待日出。太阳缓缓升起，金色的光芒洒在海面上，美得如诗如画。这一刻，我感受到了大自然的壮观...
有趣的成语
形容很有趣的成语有相映成趣、逸闻趣事、妙趣横生、情趣横生、兴趣盎然、相映生辉、轶闻趣事、兴高采烈、兴味盎然。1、相映成趣是一个汉语词汇，读音为xiāngyìngchéngqù，指相互衬托着，显得很有趣味，很有意思。出自秦牧，画蛋练功：“中外美术史上有些事情，可以说常常相映成趣。”2、逸闻趣事，...
生活趣事幽默段子
生活趣事幽默段子 篇3 1、生物老师问：人有两只眼睛的好处是什么？班上一奇葩脱口而出：瞎了一只还有一只。2、老师：“你作为一名班长，看到有人在自习课上下象棋，为什么不制止？”班长：“因为观棋不语真君子！”3、考试时有道题不会，只好用眼神向女友求助，没想到考试结束后她就向我提出了分手...
杜甫绝句趣事
关于这首诗还有一段“一根大葱和两个鸡蛋”的趣事。杜甫一生都穷困潦倒，他弃官以后来到四川，在成都郊外盖了一间草堂。有一天，他的好友著名边塞诗人岑参也来到成都，特地去草堂拜访杜甫。杜甫一见故友岑参来访，心中大喜，于是俩人促膝长谈，谈诗论赋，不知不觉中天色已晚，就让杜夫人烧几个菜来招待...
求一篇小作文:班级里的趣事(400字)
一、午饭 今天，我们吃午饭时，我看见了一盘豆芽。使我不仅想起了那一天中午在班级和食堂里发生的事情……那一天，我们第四节课是数学，我们在那听数学老师讲练习题，“叮呤呤”下课了，可数学老师还是不厌其烦的讲着，我们可是越来越着急了，午饭，午饭，我满脑子都是午饭，而老师讲什么分这个、分...
关于童年趣事的短语
天真烂漫、无忧无虑、自由自在 幼稚可笑、挺胸碘肚、牙牙学语 嘻嘻哈哈、你追我赶、抱头鼠窜 逃之夭夭、穷追猛打、乱作一团 鸡飞狗跳、鸡犬不宁、自以为是 屏声息气、尖声尖气、指手画脚 油腔滑调、撒娇卖乖、东跑西颠 爱不释手、忍俊不禁、呆头呆脑 愣头愣脑、玩耍嬉戏、装聋作哑 装腔...
校园趣事:老师,我要上厕所
语文课结束时，老师为几个不听课的孩子很恼火，就留他们的堂，让他们读试卷。俊呢，当然也被留堂了。过了一会儿，他过来说：“老师，我要上厕所了。”老师一向体贴学生，上厕所，多么正当的理由，肯定得同意。可是，这一去，直到上课他才回来。有同学来问：“老师，俊不是要留下来读书吗？怎么到外面...
和同学之间的一件趣事 作文 要求:又幽默的语言对话 用上歇后语 谚语...
阿庆嫂倒茶 滴水不漏 挨了刀的肥猪 不怕开水烫 岸上看人溺水 见死不救 按着牛头喝水 勉强不得 白玻璃瓶装清水 看透了 白水锅里揭豆腐皮 办不到 白水煮冬瓜 没啥滋味 白水煮豆腐 淡而无味 扳不倒（不倒翁）掉到水缸里 摇摇摆摆 杯水救燎原 无济于事；微不足道 背着水讨饭 装穷 扁担挑水...
趣事的好词好句好段
好词：无拘无束、青梅竹马、天真无邪、生气勃勃、生龙活虎、欢声笑语、自由自在、天真烂漫、无忧无虑、童言无忌、天真无暇、天真活泼。好句好段：1、同学们都端坐在那儿看老师写的题目，这时，丁丁猛一转身，嬉皮笑脸地对他后座的姜伟说：“喂，我来帮你签个名。要不然，以后我成了数学家、歌星、...
毛厕贝特：[答案] A clerk who had to work overtime every day used to get back to his room very late at night and sometimes in the early hours of the morning. He was so tired when he got back that he would sit down on t...
民和回族土族自治县15379279741： 急需十篇英语的笑话或故事(短一点,简单一点!)好的再追加分! - ？
毛厕贝特：[答案] The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. ＂George,how did you like your new teacher?＂ asked his mother. ＂I didn't like her,Mother,because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were ...
民和回族土族自治县15379279741： 英语作文趣事英语作文发生在自己身上或身边人身上的趣事 大约高中水准 - ？
毛厕贝特：[答案] 寒假趣事 happywinterholiday Ihavegotahappywinterholidaythisyear.Inthisyear,Ihavea7-daywinterholiday.Inthefirstday,Iwentbacktomyhometownwithmyparents.WhenIgotthere,Isawmygrandparents.Thenwehadlunchtoge...
民和回族土族自治县15379279741： 求英语幽默故事10个(要翻译) - ？
毛厕贝特：[答案] Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, ＂Gigantic Sale!＂ and ＂Super Bargains!＂ The store on the left raised bigger ...
民和回族土族自治县15379279741： 用英语写一件趣事,20 - 30个单词左右 - ？
毛厕贝特：[答案] today,on my way home .i meet a dog, it is very lovely.so i bring it home as pet,luckily
民和回族土族自治县15379279741： 英语幽默故事30字 - ？
毛厕贝特：[答案] Doctor:Please open your mouth,madam.Lady:Thank you very much,doctor.Doctor:Why do you thank me?Lady:Because my husband always asked me to shut up.医生:请打开你的嘴,夫人.女士:谢谢你,医生.医生:你为什...
民和回族土族自治县15379279741： 英语幽默小故事 - ？
毛厕贝特： Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took...
民和回族土族自治县15379279741： 英语作文用英语写一篇暑假趣事,70词左右 - ？
毛厕贝特：[答案] It is sunny today,I ask my friends to go to the park together. There are many people in the park..Some are near a lake.The lake is very large.The water is very clean .It is very beautiful.And there are some people swimming in it .Look,how happy they are !...
民和回族土族自治县15379279741： 英语小故事【简短些,50字】 - ？
毛厕贝特：[答案] 儿童寓言故事 Story 1 Three Good Friends One day,a monkey rides his bike near the river.This time he sees a lion under a tree.The lion runs at him.He is afraid and falls into the river.He can't swim.He shouts.The rabbit hears him.He jumps into the river....
民和回族土族自治县15379279741： 写自己发生的事或者身边发生的一件趣事 英语作文80词如题 不要有语法错误 - ？
毛厕贝特：[答案] 寒假过去了,可我还在回味寒假中的一件趣事——放鞭炮. Winter passed, but I also in the winter vacation aftertaste a funny thing happened - set off firecrackers. 放鞭炮是新年的习俗,对我们小孩子来说,在新年是最有趣的事情. Setting off firecrackers...
