英语小笑话1一2分钟
一分钟哄女孩子开心的段子
一分钟哄女孩子开心的段子,要想哄女孩子开心,有一种非常直接的方式,就是给女生讲搞笑的段子。这种方式能够迅速让女生的心情变好,下面看一分钟哄女孩子开心的段子。 一分钟哄女孩子开心的段子1 哄女孩开心的小笑话段子1 1、有个朋友养条狗,八年了,情感深厚,狗狗突然生病了,花了不少钱,仍不治身亡。 她悲痛欲...
一分钟小孩笑话故事
一分钟小孩笑话故事二：1、早上送孩子去幼儿园，由于很久没去了一路上小家伙哭得肝肠寸断，千般哀求不要去幼儿园。老师对她不好等等数落老师坏话。到了幼儿园刚好碰到孩子老师，小家伙突然口气一变：“老师我天天想你，来的路上我想你想的都哭了……”2、刚看见两小孩在幼儿园...
趣味语文小笑话精选
1.一支壁虎在一家证券公司门口迷了路，这时正好有一条鳄鱼爬了过来，打算吃了它。情急之下，小壁虎上前一把抱住了鳄鱼的腿，大声叫道：“妈！”鳄鱼一愣，立即老泪纵横：“儿啊，刚炒股半个月就把你瘦成这样了？！”2.某君第一次坐飞机，恐惧，不敢睁眼，15分钟后睁眼，往窗外看，大叫：“...
求大神帮忙编一个2分钟的搞笑小故事
2、一女奇丑，嫁不出去，希望被拐卖。终于梦想成真，却半月卖不出去。绑匪将其送回，她坚决不下车，绑匪咬牙一跺脚：走，车不要了 3、20年前爸爸抱着你等车，人都笑话孩子长得难看，爸爸哭了。一卖香蕉的老大爷拍拍爸爸说：“大兄弟别哭了，拿只香蕉给猴子吃吧！真可怜，饿的都没毛了。”4、...
3分钟短篇笑话故事
3分钟短篇笑话故事(二) 1、问:有一个人只剩一颗牙了，为什么吃东西还会塞牙?答:因为他吃的是藕~2、怎么快速让秒表归零?答:买龟苓膏。3、谁是最喜欢吃零食的人呢?是袁世凯啦,因为他是临时(零食)大总统哟!!4、问:什么办法能使钱生钱 答:找个姓钱的人结婚 5、从前有一个小黄瓜，她觉得自...
语文小笑话3分钟
1.夜晚，两夫妇正熟睡。突然妻子在梦中大叫道：“不好，我丈夫回来了！”丈夫被惊醒，想也来不及想，立即从窗口跳了出去。2.幼儿园的小破孩躲在厕所里吸烟，被老师抓到，老师问他为什么吸烟，他低下头，深沉的回答：祖国未统一，心情很郁闷！3.儿子每晚要和妈睡.妈说:你长大娶了媳妇也和妈睡呀?
一分钟哄女孩开心的笑话
14、一大学生的最低标准:农妇、山泉、有点田。 15、我说你是猪,你说:“我是猪才怪。”从此我便叫你“猪才怪”!终于有一天,你忍不住向众人吼道:“我不是猪才怪!” 一分钟哄女孩开心的笑话2 哄女孩开心的小笑话段子1 1、有个朋友养条狗,八年了,情感深厚,狗狗突然生病了,花了不少钱,仍不治身亡。
求一个能让人笑2分钟的笑话 私发也可以
1.一饿狼觅食，听到有女人在训孩子：再哭就把你扔出去喂狼！孩子哭一夜，狼在门外痴痴等至天亮，长叹一声：骗子，女人都是骗子！2.一犯人被执行枪决 ,由于子弹是劣质的,第一枪没放出,接着又放了第二枪...第三枪...这时犯人哭了:大哥你掐死我吧,太他妈吓人了!3.一老太太看完黑人百米赛后，...
一分钟哄女孩子开心的笑话
一分钟哄女孩子开心的笑话1 1. 有一天，牛给驴出了一个难题，问“蠢”字下面两只虫子哪只是公的，哪只是母的。驴绞尽脑汁，还是答不上来。牛骂道：真是头蠢驴，男左女右嘛！2. 毕业后七年，总算接了个大工程，造一根三十米烟囱，工期两个月，造价三十万，不过要垫资。总算在去年年底搞完了。
给我几个短小的笑话和一些哲理故事
1.医院，一个电工走入手术室,对一位戴着氧气罩的垂危病人说道:"你听好,好好深呼吸,我需要停电五分钟!"2.儿子做错了事,被老爸训斥后大哭了很久.老爸没有理他.待他不哭了,老爸问他:"你不哭了?"儿子答道:"不是,我想休息一会儿!"3.同桌感冒流鼻涕,但他忘带手帕了,就不断把鼻涕用力吸入鼻子里...
定日县奥维回答：[答案] my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我...
主父残18689876936问： 急需十篇英语的笑话或故事(短一点,简单一点!)好的再追加分! - ？
定日县奥维回答：[答案] The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. ＂George,how did you like your new teacher?＂ asked his mother. ＂I didn't like her,Mother,because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were ...
主父残18689876936问： 急求英语幽默小故事1 - 2分钟有翻译 - ？
定日县奥维回答：[答案] Speeding A speeding motorist was waved down by a police patrol car.“I'm going to give you a ticket for speeding,” said the policeman,writing his note.“You've been driving over 60 miles per hour.” ...
主父残18689876936问： 我要一个最简单英语笑话我要一个英语笑话短一点的,1——2分钟讲完,越简单越好,越简单给得分越多还要中文翻译6L中文是什么 - ？
定日县奥维回答：[答案] Julie was saying her bedtime prayers.＂Please God,＂ she said,＂make Naples the capital of Italy.Make Naples the capital of Italy.＂ Her mother interrupted and said.＂Julie,why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?＂ And Julie replyed,...
主父残18689876936问： 英语笑话带翻译,两个人的,三到五分钟. - ？
定日县奥维回答：[答案] 1、Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor ...
主父残18689876936问： 一分钟能读完的英语小笑话(要短, - ？
定日县奥维回答：[答案] A gentleman was invited for dinner.When he hurried there and sat down,he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:＂Not bad,I am next to the pig.＂But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting...
主父残18689876936问： 英语绕口令.笑话 或小故事.短一些的 一分钟以内 - ？
定日县奥维回答：[答案] 1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day?Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,＂School-Go Slow＂.汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路...
主父残18689876936问： 要一段英语的小笑话要一小段英语的小笑话,并且根据这个小笑话提出一两个问题,问题最好也短一点~ - ？
定日县奥维回答：[答案] The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. ＂George,how did you like your new teacher?＂ asked his mother. ＂I didn't like her,Mother,because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were ...
主父残18689876936问： 求幽默英语笑话,一分钟的,我要比赛要便于背诵 - ？
定日县奥维回答：[答案] One day, the rabbit was ill, he told his friends to help him to go to a doctor snails. But after a long time, haven't come back, super rabbit angrily, loudly say: damn snails, how to still don't come ...
主父残18689876936问： 给我写一篇英语笑话,可以说两三分钟,英语水平要初一,还有中文翻译 - ？
定日县奥维回答：[答案] 1、How much English can you speak?＂Your Honor,I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft.He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way aro...
