中式英语笑话100个
英语笑话100篇+翻译
英语笑话(十)One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult...
求一个简单易懂的英语笑话,100左右,我明天上课要用。谢谢
1、I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car,every seat was already occupied.The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his stop,he nudged him and said:"Wake up,sir!""I wasn't asleep," the man answered."Not asleep?But yo...
简单的英语小笑话(带翻译)
1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：这个座位是空的么？ 女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。 &#...
英语笑话带翻译100
英语笑话带翻译100 Correct Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?Jimmy: I don’t know...Teacher: Correct.很对 教师：吉米，学生在学校里经常用的三个字是什么?吉米：不知道……老师：很对。Who do you think you are?The bus...
简单英语笑话
简单英语笑话四则 1.Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的'。丈夫：那有什么?据我...
英语幽默笑话大全
一、我是单身汉 Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."杰克骑车摔伤，得住院治疗。一位年轻...
地道英语幽默笑话带翻译?
地道英语幽默笑话1：The world's cheapest man finally went to the dentist to have his teeth fixed,一个非常吝啬的守财奴终于去牙科看牙齿。"Well, sir," said the dentist,“先生，”牙医说道，"I'm afraid you've waited too long to get these teeth attended to. They'll all have to ...
英语笑话带翻译 短一些
1. Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的 丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死于肝癌的人100%...
英语笑话,笑死你不偿命哦!
81.小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,问:“老板,你们有没有一百个小面包啊?”老板:“啊,真抱歉,没有那么多”“这样啊。。。”小白兔垂头丧气地走了。第二天,小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板,有没有一百个小面包啊?”老板:“对不起,还是没有啊”“这样啊。。。”小白兔又垂头丧气地走了。第三天,小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到...
英语小笑话20篇
英语小笑话20篇 英语小笑话(一): A Useful Way 一个有效的方法 Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad。 Father: What"s that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the apple。 爸爸:杰克,你干嘛喝这么多水呀? 杰克:我刚才吃了个苹果,爸...
平江县霜叶回答： 一、我是单身汉 Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.＂Anything else?＂ The nurse asked. ＂Yes,＂Jack thinks for a while and said,＂I'm a bachelor.＂杰克...
慎贪19542942808问： 求有关中式英语的笑话 - ？
平江县霜叶回答： 1.we two who and who?咱俩谁跟谁阿 2.how are you ? how old are you?怎么是你,怎么老是你?03.you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you不鸟我,我也不鸟你04.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 你有...
慎贪19542942808问： 找一个中式英语笑话？
平江县霜叶回答： 假设你是一名中国留学生,在美国加州目睹了一起交通事故,警察询问事故的经过,你将如何用英语向他阐述? 答:one car come, one car come,too. two car“peng,peng＂,one car die.
慎贪19542942808问： 100词的英语笑话(带翻译哦) - ？
平江县霜叶回答： Once upon a time ,a stupid guy went to the doctor's. ＂What's the matter with you＂,asked the doctor. ＂I have been broken all!＂,said the fool . ＂Broken all,what's it mean?＂,the doctor was surprised. Then,the fool pointed to his head and said:＂...
慎贪19542942808问： 有没有搞笑的中式英语的文章 - ？
平江县霜叶回答： 01 Good good study day day up. 好好学习 天天向上02 How are you? How old are you? 怎么是你? 怎么老是你?03 You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. 你有种.我要给给你点颜色瞧瞧.04 You ask me, me ask who...
慎贪19542942808问： 英语笑话大全 爆笑 180词 - ？
平江县霜叶回答： 1.One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and ...
慎贪19542942808问： 有哪些搞笑的中式英语 - ？
平江县霜叶回答： people mountain peop1e sea 人山人海 double horse double tiger马马虎虎
慎贪19542942808问： 英语笑话100篇+翻译 - ？
平江县霜叶回答： http://www.yyxh.org.cn/ 这里的英语笑话都有译文!A teacher said to her class: ＂Who was the first man?＂ “George Washington,＂ a little boy shouted promptly. ＂How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?＂ asked the ...
慎贪19542942808问： 【跪求】中短篇英语笑话5则(带翻译),字数不要太多,100--300词左右,一定要很好笑. - ？
平江县霜叶回答：[答案] Mrs.Brown:Oh,my dear,I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs.Smith:But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs.Brown:It's no use,my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人:哦, 亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了! 史密斯夫人:可是你该...
慎贪19542942808问： 跪求一篇英语笑话(附上中文),100个字左右？
平江县霜叶回答： 1.Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But ...
