求趣味点的中式英语?

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求有关中式英语的笑话~

1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 03.you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you 不鸟我,我也不鸟你 04.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 05.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home 有事起奏,无事退朝 06.you me you me 彼此彼此 07.You Give Me Stop 你给我站住! 08.know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知...09.WATCH SISTER 表妹 10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足 12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放 14.go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过 15.小明:I am sorry! 老外:I am sorry too! 小明:I am sorry three! 老外:What are you sorry for? 小明:I am sorry five!

I this winter there is nothing very special and interesting party, my memory the most profound is that we meet high school roommate, we went hiking that day, went to the Red tourism attractions in the evening we went to the stall to eat barbecue, play together, and finally went to Internet cafes. Really very happy that day.

people mountain people sea (人山人海)
standing flower”(站花)
foreigner accept(外国人接受)
one car come,one car go,two cars pengpeng,the people die(一辆车来,一辆车去,两车碰碰人死了)
long time no see”(很久不见)
Take Iron Coffee”(拿铁咖啡)
 Deformed man toilet.(字面意义:变形的人厕所) = Public toilet for the disabled(残疾人厕所).
Drink tea(字面意义:喝茶) = Closed.(休息中)
Disabled Elevators(残障电梯,字面意义:坏掉的电梯)
幽默:1.we two who and who! 咱俩谁跟谁啊!   
2.how are you how old are you?怎么是你?怎么老是你?   
3.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see,brothers ! together up ! 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们!一起上!  
4.as far as you go to die! 有多远死多远!   
5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!有事起奏,无事退朝 !!   
6.you me you me 彼此彼此   
7.You Give Me Stop!!你给我站住! !   
8.know is know ,noknow is noknow...知之为知之,不知为不知…   
9.Watch Sister 表妹  
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!   
11.I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your face,I turn my face给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸   
12.one car come one car go,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述   
13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放   
14.go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过   
15.小明:I am sorry!(译文:我实在很抱歉!)   老外:I am sorry too! (译文:我也很抱歉。too【也】与英文中的two【二】同音)   小明:I am sorry three! (译文:我抱歉三……)   老外:What are you sorry for? (译文:你为什么而抱歉?for【为……】与英文中的four【四】同音)   小明:I am sorry five! (译文:我抱歉五……)   
16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条   
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大,今年25。   
18.you have two down son 你有两下子。   
19.good good study,day day up!好好学习,天天向上!   
20、Open the door see mountain 开门见山  
21、five flowers eight doors 五花八门   
22、people mountain people sea 人山人海   
23、Un-ding-able顶不住了   
24、You go see see 你去看看.   
25、Moon under old man 月老   
26.many people die,no see you die. 那么多人死了怎么没见你死。   
27.die away 死开   
28.If you no three no four,I will give you some color to see see!   如果你不三不四,我就给你点颜色看看。   
29.Ask what ask! 问什么问!see what see 看什么看!laugh what laugh 笑什么笑!   30.Have one leg with somebody. 跟某人有一腿。   
31.What thing? 什么事?   
32.Two breasts. 二奶。   
33.Pack two breasts. 包二奶。   
34.You are too two.你太二了。

people mountain people sea 人山人海

Two to two to two(两点差两分到两点)


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