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急求英语3人剧剧本8分钟以上~

ABC人对话，其中涉及到称呼、名字时可以根据自己喜好随便命名的。这是一段大学暑假回家后，三个好朋友关于大学和暑假旅游计划的对话。~


A:
I am glad to see you two,you know I have not seen you for a long time
B:
Yeah,glad to see you .
C:
Yes ah, I'm very glad to see you, How about you recently?
A:
Good, very good ~ Come quick, wanna some coffee?
B:
Good .Thank you
C:
Very good, I'd love one. Thank you.
B:
So you're back for your summer holidays. We are proud of you. Just imagine studying at Harvard. I remember your major is Finance.
A:
Yes. I've learned something about money, banking, international finance. Corporate finance, and the like.
C:
Money? That may be a simple and interesting subject.
B:
Must be very interesting .
A:
But, unlike the original, I think of that simple. Everyone familiar with the currency, many people may be experts in the field of self-righteous do this.
B:
I know we used to buy things every day that the currency notes.
C:
I love the RMB
A:
You are right there. In terms of finance,monetary far more than the money you just mentioned. However, money consists of many kinds. Yes, officially issued coins and paper notes are money. Besides, gold, silver and deposits are also money. Even the creditcard is a kind of money. It's electronic money. Different kinds of money may differ in their liquidity.
B:
Today's major currencies for International Settlements in what is it?
C:
U.S. Dollar.
A:
The euro also .
C:
Commonly used in the present international monetary settlement what does?
A:
U.S. dollars, pounds
B:
Hong Kong dollars, Swiss francs
A:
There are Japanese Yen .
B:
OKOK.So,now,how about talking about our plans in this summer holiday guys?~You all knw that I love travelling so much.
A:
Alright.So,what’s your plan,B?
B:
I’m planning to go to Lijiang YunNan Province for sightseeing.
C:
Really? It is a place that I'd love to see. And I heard that it is also a World Culture Heritage Sites.
B:
Yes. Now there are more than 30 places that have been listed as World Culture Heritage Site, and Lijiang is among them.
A:
Well, talking about World Culture Heritage Site reminds me of Beijing.
C:
Yes, there are many places deserving to visit in Beijing such as Forbidden City, Summer Palace, the Great Wall and so on.
B:
And it’s said that the Great Wall is the only human construction on earth that can be seen from the outer space. It’s considered as one of seven wonders in the word.
A:
Yes, I have seen a picture of the Great Wall. It is like a long white belt winding on the surface of the earth.
B:
In a word,there're many great places for us to visit.They are the windows for us to look through into the glamorous history of our coutry.
C:
Yes.I agree. The more places we go, the more we get to know about our country.

提供一段罗密欧与朱丽叶剧本
Scene
TwoCapulet's orchard．

第二场　同前。凯普莱特家的花园

［Enter JULIET］

朱丽叶上。

JULIET

Bring in cloudy night
immediately,spread thy close curtain，love-performing
night，That runaway's eyes may
winkand Romeo.Leap to these arms，untalked of and unseen．Come，civilnight，Hoodmy unmanned blood，batingin my cheeks，With thy black mantle；till strange love，grown bold，Think true love acted simple
modesty．Come，night；come，Romeo；come，thou day in night；For thou wilt lie upon the
wings of night.Whiter than new snow on a raven'sback．Come，gentle night，come，loving，black－brow'dnight，Give me my Romeo；and，when he shall die，Take him and cut him out in
little stars，And he will make the face
of heaven so fine,that all the world will be in love with night.And pay no
worship to the garishsun．O，I have bought the mansionof a
love，But not possessed it，and，though I am sold，Not yet enjoyed：so tediousis this day .O，here comes my nurse，And she brings news；and every tongue that speaks
But Romeo's name speaks heavenly eloquence．

［Enter Nurse，with
cords］

乳媪携绳上

Now，nurse，what news？What hast thou there？the cords That Romeo bid thee
fetch？

朱丽叶 让阴沉的暮夜赶快降临。展开你密密的帷幕吧，成全恋爱的黑夜！遮住夜行人的眼睛，让罗密欧悄悄地投入我的怀里，不被人家看见也不被人家谈论！来吧，黑夜！来吧，罗密欧！来吧，你黑夜中的白昼！因为你将要睡在黑夜的翼上，比乌鸦背上的新雪还要皎白。来吧，柔和的黑夜！来吧，可爱的黑颜的夜，把我的罗密欧给我！等他死了以后，你再把他带去，分散成无数的星星，把天空装饰得如此美丽，使全世界都恋爱着黑夜，不再崇拜眩目的太阳。啊！我已经买下了一所恋爱的华厦，可是它还不曾属我所有；虽然我已经把自己出卖，可是还没有被买主领去。这日子长得真叫人厌烦啊！我的奶妈来了。她带着消息来了。谁的舌头上只要说出了罗密欧的名字，他就在吐露着天上的仙音。奶妈，什么消息？你带着些什么来了？那就是罗密欧叫你去拿的绳子吗？

Nurse

Ay，ay，the cords．

乳媪 是的，是的，这绳子。（将绳掷下。）

［Throws them down］

JULIE

Ay me！what news？why dost thou wring thy hands？

朱丽叶 嗳哟！什么事？你为什么扭着你的手？

NurseAh，well-a-day！he's dead，he's dead，he's dead！We are undone，lady，we are undone！Alack the day！he's gone，he's killed，he' dead！

乳媪 唉！唉！唉！他死了，他死了，他死了！我们完了，小姐，我们完了！唉！他去了，他给人杀了，他死了！

JULIET

Can heaven be so envious？

朱丽叶 天道竟会这样狠毒吗？

Nurse

Romeo can，Though heaven cannot：O Romeo，Romeo！Who ever would have thought
it？Romeo！

乳媪 不是天道狠毒，罗密欧才下得了这样狠毒的手。啊！罗密欧，罗密欧！谁想得到会有这样的事情？罗密欧！

JULIET

What devil art thou，that dost torment me thus？Hath Romeo slain himself？say thou but 'I，' And that bare vowel'I'
shall poison more.Than the death-darting eye of cockatrice：' If he be slain，say'I'；or if not，no：Brief sounds determine of my
wealor woe．

朱丽叶 你是个什么鬼，这样煎熬着我？罗密欧把他自己杀死了吗？你只要回答我一个 “是”字，这一个“是”字就比毒龙眼里射放的死光更会致人死命。要是他死了，你就说“是”；要是他没有死，你就说“不”；这两个简单的字就可以决定我的终身祸福。

Nurse

I saw the wound，I saw it with mine eyes，——God save the mark！——here on his manly breast：Pale，pale as ashes，all bedaubed in blood，All in gore－blood；I swooned at the sight．

乳媪 我看见他的伤口，我亲眼看见他的伤口，慈悲的上帝！就在他的宽阔的胸上。一个可怜的尸体，一个可怜的流血的尸体，像灰一样苍白，满身都是血，满身都是一块块的血；我一瞧见就晕过去了。

JULIET

O，break，my heart！poor bankrupt，break at once！To prison，eyes，ne'erlook on liberty！Vile earth，to earth resign；end motion here；And thou and Romeo press one
heavy bier！

朱丽叶 啊，我的心要碎了！——可怜的破产者，你已经丧失了一切，还是赶快碎裂了吧！失去了光明的眼睛，你从此不能再见天日了！你这俗恶的泥土之躯，赶快停止呼吸，复归于泥土，去和罗密欧同眠在一个圹穴里吧！

Nurse

O Tybalt，Tybalt，the best friend I had！O courteous Tybalt！honest gentleman！That everI should live to see
thee dead！

乳媪 啊！提伯尔特，提伯尔特！我的顶好的朋友！啊，温文的提伯尔特，正直的绅士！想不到我活到今天，却会看见你死去！

JULIET

What storm is this that
blows so contrary？Is Romeo slaughtered，and is Tybalt dead？My dear－loved cousin，and my dearer lord？Then，dreadful trumpet，sound the general doom！For who is living，if those two are gone？

朱丽叶 这是一阵什么风暴，一会儿又倒转方向！罗密欧给人杀了，提伯尔特又死了吗？一个是我的最亲爱的表哥，一个是我的更亲爱的夫君？那么，可怕的号角，宣布世界末日的来临吧！要是这样两个人都可以死去，谁还应该活在这世上？

Nurse

Tybalt is gone，and Romeo banished；Romeo that kill'd him，he is banished．

乳媪 提伯尔特死了，罗密欧放逐了；罗密欧杀了提伯尔特，他现在被放逐了。

JULIET

O God！did Romeo's hand shed
Tybalt's blood？

朱丽叶 上帝啊！提伯尔特是死在罗密欧手里的吗？

Nurse

It did，it did；alas the day，it did！

乳媪 是的，是的；唉！是的。

JULIET

O serpent heart，hid with a flowering face！Beautiful tyrant！fiend angelical！Dove-feather'd raven！wolvish-raveninglamb！Despised substance of divinest
show！Just opposite to what thou
justly seem'st，A damned saint，an honourable villain！O that deceit should dwell.In
such a gorgeous palace！

朱丽叶 啊，花一样的面庞里藏着蛇一样的心！那一条恶龙曾经栖息在这样清雅的洞府里？美丽的暴君！天使般的魔鬼！披着白鸽羽毛的乌鸦！豺狼一样残忍的羔羊！圣洁的外表包覆着丑恶的实质！你的内心刚巧和你的形状相反，一个万恶的圣人，一个庄严的奸徒！啊！谁想得到这样一座富丽的宫殿里，会容纳着欺人的虚伪！

Nurse

There's no trust，No faith，no honesty in men；all perjured，All forsworn，all naught，all dissemblers．Thase griefs，these woes，these sorrows make me old．Shame come to Romeo！

乳媪 男人都靠不住，没有良心，没有真心的；谁都是三心二意，反复无常，奸恶多端，尽是些骗子。这些悲伤烦恼，已经使我老起来了。愿耻辱降临到罗密欧的头上！

JULIET

Blisteredbe thy tongue for
such a wish！he was not born to shame：Upon his brow shame is
ashamed to sit；For 'tis a throne where
honour may be crowned Sole monarch of the universal earth．O，what a beast was I to chideat
him！

朱丽叶 你说出这样的愿望，你的舌头上就应该长起水疱来！耻辱从来不曾和他在一起，它不敢侵上他的眉宇，因为那是君临天下的荣誉的宝座。啊！我刚才把他这样辱骂，我真是个畜生！

Nurse

Will you speak well of him
that kill'd your cousin？

乳媪 杀死了你的族兄的人，你还说他好话吗？

JULIET

Shall I speak ill of him
that is my husband？Ah，poor my lord，what tongue shall smooth thy
name，When I，thy three-hours wife，have mangled it？But，wherefore，villain，why didst thou kill my cousin？Back，foolish tears，back to your native spring；My husband lives，that Tybalt would have slain；And Tybalt's dead，that would have slain my
husband：All this is comfort；wherefore weep I then？Some word there was，worser than Tybalt's death，That murder'd me：Tybalt is dead，and Romeo—banished；'That 'banished，'that one word 'banished，' Hath slain ten thousand
Tybalts．Tybalt's death Was woe enough，if it had ended there：But with a rear－wardfollowing，Romeo is banished，'to speak that word，Is father，mother，Tybalt，Romeo，Juliet，All slain，all dead．'Romeo is banished！' There is no end，no limit，measure，bound，In that word's death；no words can that woe sound．Where is my father，and my mother，nurse？

朱丽叶 他是我的丈夫，我应当说他坏话吗？啊！我的可怜的丈夫！你的三小时的妻子都这样凌辱你的名字，谁还会对它说一句温情的慰藉呢？可是你这恶人，你为什么杀死我的哥哥？回去吧，愚蠢的眼泪，流回到你的源头。我的丈夫活着，他没有被提伯尔特杀死；提伯尔特死了，他想要杀死我的丈夫！这明明是喜讯，我为什么要哭泣呢？还有两个字比提伯尔特的死更使我痛心，像一柄利刃刺进了我的胸中。“提伯尔特死了，罗密欧放逐了！”放逐了！这“放逐”两个字，就等于杀死了一万个提伯尔特。单单提伯尔特的死，已经可以令人伤心了；可是在提伯尔特的噩耗以后，再接连一记更大的打击，“罗密欧放逐了！”这句话简直等于说，父亲、母亲、提伯尔特、罗密欧、朱丽叶，一起被杀，一起死了。“罗密欧放逐了！”这一句话里面包含着无穷无际、无极无限的死亡，没有字句能够形容出这里面蕴蓄着的悲伤。——奶妈，我的父亲、我的母亲呢？

Nurse

Weeping and wailingover
Tybalt's corse：Will you go to them？I will bring you thither．

乳媪 他们正在抚着提伯尔特的尸体痛哭。你要去看他们吗？让我带着你去。

JULIET

Wash they his wounds with
tears：mine shall be spent，When theirs are dry，for Romeo's banishment．I'll to my wedding－bed；And death，not Romeo，take my maidenhead！

朱丽叶 让他们用眼泪洗涤他的伤口，我的眼泪是要留着为罗密欧的放逐而哀哭的。我要去睡上我的新床，把我的童贞奉献给死亡！

Nurse

Hie to your chamber：I'll find RomeoTo comfort you：I wotwell where he is．Harkye，your Romeo will be here at
night：I'll to him；he is hid at Laurence'cell．

乳媪 那么你快到房里去吧；我去找罗密欧来安慰你，我知道他在什么地方。听着，你的罗密欧今天晚上一定会来看你；他现在躲在劳伦斯神父的寺院里，我就去找他。

JULIET

O，find him！give this ring to my true
knight，And bid him come to take his
last farewell．

朱丽叶 啊！你快去找他；把这指环拿去给我的忠心的骑士，叫他来作一次最后的诀别。（各下。）

［Exeunt］
by 聚有戏

荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
Action II
（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）
荆轲
Are you Li mochou?
李莫愁
Yes.
荆轲
OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.
李莫愁
Are you challenging me?
荆轲
Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁
Come on!
音乐起
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?
荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）
李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?
太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯：Sure!
太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero，we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……
（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）
荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）
荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.
妻子:"I promise."
荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，
荆珂上船，渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
想要更多百度消息说

女儿：S
父亲：F
母亲：M

场景1：
S:Morning mom.
M: moruing dear.
M:Why don't you sit down and eat your breakfast?
S:ok.
M:Did you finish your homework dear?
S:yes
M:Did you brush your teeth?
S:mom,I haven't finished eating breakfast yet.I'll brush my teeth when I'm down.
M:Sandy,What's wrong with you arm?
S:nothing...
M:Come here. Let me see. Sandy,you have tattoos?
S:No! this is a picture I was draw. Look! Clean! not really tattoos.
M:Sandy, I'm sure it's not good for you.I've seen other teenagers walking around town with tattoos and prercings
all over their bodies.they are not good students.I can't believe you have same with them.
S:mom,it's so cool in our school.My peers say the tattoos is very beautiful,and I think it's art.
M:Tattoos is art?my god... Now, I don't have time to talk with you.I'm late,I've got to go.Tonight we must have
family meeting to discuss your mind,it's the biggest problem with you.
S:What's wrong with my mind?You don't understand me!

(S:照镜子，听音乐，打电话）

场景2：
F:Sandy,Why don't you go to school?
S:I'm free this morning.
F:You always take a phone with your friend.It's waste too much time for youself,and you never talk about study,
your topic usually about makeup,music,chothing and "What's cool".
S:(对电话里说）"call me later" Dad,I'm fifteen.I have my mind.I'm old enough to make a decision with my time and
what should I do.I'm not a baby!
F:I'm not agree with you.we should discuss about you.
S:Oh...again... Why do you baffle me?
F:What?
S:Nothing...

(S: Hello,yes!I'm free...ok,see you later.)

场景3：
M:I think arm with tattoos is terriable.Is so danger that you can't change your mind.
F:But the tattoos not ture,(S:点头）too much phone is the biggest problem.
M:Dear,she is not alone,she want communicate with each other is good.
F:Phone waste too much time!
S:Now, the biggest problem is quarrel,not me....

翻译：场景1 ：
问：早上妈妈。
男：今天上午亲爱的。
男：你为什么不坐下来吃饭的早餐？
问：确定。
男：你完成你的功课亲爱的？
问：是
男：你刷牙？
问：妈妈，我还没有吃完早餐yet.I ，我刷我的牙齿当我下来。
男：沙地，有什么不好你胳膊？
问：什么...
男：来这里。让我看看。沙地，您有纹身？
S模式：不！这是一个图片我是抽奖。看！清洁的！没有真正纹身。
男：沙地，我相信这不是好you.I都有看到其他青少年走动镇纹身和prercings
所有他们的bodies.they不好students.I不能相信你有与他们相同。
问：妈妈，这么酷的school.My同行说，纹身是非常漂亮，我认为这是艺术。
男：纹身是艺术？我的上帝...现在，我没有时间跟you.I '米晚了，我得go.Tonight我们必须有
家庭会议，以讨论您的想法，这是最大的问题与您联系。
问：有什么不好我心中？你不理解我吧！

（ S模式：照镜子，听音乐，打电话）

场景2 ：
传真：沙地，你为什么不去上学？
问：我今天上午免费。
传真：你总是需要一个电话与您friend.It的浪费太多时间为自己，你从来没有谈论研究，
您的主题通常化妆，音乐， chothing和“什么是酷” 。
问： （对电话里说） “后给我打电话”爸爸，我fifteen.I我mind.I '米，能够作出决定的时间和
我应该怎么do.I '米不是一个婴儿！
传真：我不同意you.we应该讨论你。
问：噢... ...再次你为什么要困惑我吗？
传真：什么？
问：什么...

（ S模式：您好，是的！我自由...没关系，回头见。 ）

场景3 ：
男：我觉得手臂刺青是terriable.Is如此危险，你不能改变您的想法。
传真：但是纹身不自然， （ S模式：点头）太多手机是最大的问题。
男：亲爱的，她并不孤单，她要互相沟通是好的。
传真：电话浪费太多时间！
问：现在，最大的问题是争吵，而不是我....
参考资料：翻译可能有点问题，楼主怎么的也得给个辛苦分吧.....

　《新梁祝外传》旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁?路德?金的演讲。(旁白暂停，邓英文“I have a dream ”)。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人(旁白暂停，祝英文“this is BBC….)最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。　　L: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.!　　Z: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.　　L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.　　Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo　　旁白：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。　　L:Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?　　Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.　　L: What? Pardon?　　Z: Because I’ll get married.　　L: Married ? to who?　　Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai.. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.　　L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!　　Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha　　旁白：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE。当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。　　I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.　　I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:　We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.　　旁白：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。　　L:Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo. I’m here to kill you.　　Z: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.　　M: You! Get out of here.　　L: You! Get out of here!　　M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan. Ok ok I’ll come right now　　Z: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me.　　M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..　　Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?　　M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典. I’m just good at 新华字典。　　Z: Oh,you liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling, you must kill me?　　L: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.　　Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP三, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me,ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni..　　L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.　　Z: 曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.(sing)　　L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!　　Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you.　　L: hehehe Really?　　Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!　　L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?　　(to kill)　　L: You hear this. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ ll go to heaven together with you.　　Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)　　(sing)　　Z: 亲爱的你别杀我本杀了我你也没有好结果　　L： 亲爱的我也不想杀　　可是大家非得要我杀

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