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你绝对一定不会遇到比我更离谱的人，你知道吗，我来找你了，我会缠着你，让你看到我的样子，我还要你听听这段旋律，毕竟它是我用一分钟想出来的。我是一个疯子、一个怪咖，因为我想到处乱搞。我要和那些不会乱搞的人乱搞一通。我就是剧毒，我就是恶魔，绝不骗你。有梅毒的神经病都不及我神经兮兮。我就是疯狂。太讨厌这些傻货了，我要把他们当龙虾煮。

The late sent information from car rental company about the car and driver I hired delayed my sending you this e-mail. I've told the driver to meet you at the airport with your name on a paper, and the name and address of the hotel booked for you. The driver will be available for 8 hours in both 04.11 and 05.11 as we hired him for full-day service. You may tell the time that you want the car to be at the hotel to take you to the driver, whom we have informed of the address of our company. The client(s) will arrange a car with Frankie to pick you up from the hotel on 06.11, so we didn't hire any car for this. Please contact with me if any questions.

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The cruel fate always the case, it allows two vibrant buds have not yet had time to bloom, they
The youth and vitality will be a decline prematurely; and fate is kind, it must allow the brink of 2
Point hearts renewed spark of hope.
In a sunny afternoon, Sim and peace of mind can be in the hospital to meet a small park, in the four head
Inconsistent with that moment, two young hearts have been deeply shaken, and they are read from each other's eyes
Out of that sad and dreary, and perhaps are on the same boat, to the evening, they have become an old friend of talk without words
A. Since then, may be accompanied by Sim and peace of mind Spend one after another sunset, twilight day and night, the two
People no longer feel lonely and desperate.
Finally one day, Sim and peace of mind can be informed of their incurable illness has reached a point where, he
They are back to their homes, their condition deteriorating day by day. Sim and peace of mind but no one
Have forgotten that they once had a convention, they write in this manner only through the exchange of
Each other's concern and good wishes, and that every word and sentence against them is a great encouragement.
Fast life. The twinkling of an eye has been three months in a three-month evening, reassuring hand
Medium holding may Sim's letter, together peacefully on the eyes and mouth with a touch of edge faint smile. Her
Her mother cried for him quietly, and she quietly took a letter to Chea Sim, and his strong character line into the
Eye: "... ... when the fate of tease you, Do not be afraid, do not worried, because there is me,
There are a lot of interest in you, the people you love around you, we will help you, love you, you never are
Alone ... ... "Take a letter reassuring her mother's hand trembled, and stationery in her hands a little bit to wetting
.
Peace of mind so gone, she left the next day, the mother of a drawer in the peace of mind found in a pile of Writing
Well sealed but not yet sent the letter written by the top one is "mother land", reassuring her mother doubtfully
Opened the letter, are familiar with the daughter of her娟秀above wrote: "Mother, when you see the letter
Time, perhaps I have never left you, but I still have a desire is not yet complete. I 1
Which could be symplectic had this agreement, I promised him that with him to Spend the final journey of life, but I know
Road may be I can not fulfill my promise. Therefore, after I left you a letter for me to land
Continued to send him, let him think that I also strongly alive, many believe that these letters can give him some live Letter
Heart ... ... daughter. "Looking at the efforts to finish the last words her daughter, the mother's eyes moistened again, she no
Law no longer restrained their feelings, she felt a force in prompting her to go to see this can be symplectic, yes,
She wanted to see him, she told him to have such a peace of mind to make him live.
Mother feel at ease with her daughter's letter in accordance with the address on the envelope can be found Sim's home. She saw the table
Son of the middle set in the black frame of the photographs are of a dynamic Sim. Reassuring mother
Lived, when she suddenly opened the door to the woman who looked, the mother tears already face. She slowly
To pick up the tableletter, choked and said: "This is my son left behind him a month ago
By the left. But he said, there is a peace of mind with the fate of the letter waiting for him, waiting for his encouragement, the
To, this month, is my generation who sent him a letter ... ... "
Mentioned here, can have Sim's mother broke down in tears. At this time reassuring her mother went, closely
To cling to another mother, murmured read: "The agreement for a beautiful ... ...."

The destiny is always such ruthlessness, it haven't let two flower bud with booming vigor in time bloom, they
Of youth and vigor will lead to early decline;But the destiny be again a kindness of, it let 2 already get close to unique
The heart heavy Ran of hope the spark of hope.
Brilliant in a sunlight of afternoon, can Xin, a Chinese family name met with have peace of mind in the small park of the hospital, in four eyes
That split second mutually touched, two young mind be all deeply shocked and they all read from the each other eyes
That is perhaps desolate, is a fellow sufferers understand each other, evening, his a pair have already become in each other's confidence old friend
.From now on, can Xin, a Chinese family name with have peace of mind concomitant spent one and other sunrise sunset, day and night morning and night, two
Person all no longer the felling be standing alone but despair.
Finally and one day, can Xin, a Chinese family name and have peace of mind to be told their conditions on the tip of have no the medicine can save of situation, he
The house being all connect back respectively, their conditions a day ratio a day depravation.But can Xin, a Chinese family name with have peace of mind who is not also
Forget, they once had an engagement and they only pass to write a letter this kind of way to exchange
Each other of concern and wish, that each word each 1 be all 1 kind to greatly encourage to them.
The day lead quick.Turn the eye has already led for three months, at three an evening of month, have peace of mind a hand
Medium hold can the letter of Xin, a Chinese family name, leisurely closed a double an eye, the side of the mouth Cape take a put on light of smile.Her
The mother nearby cried quietly at her, she silently once took can Xin, a Chinese family name of letter, a line of line the emollient word jump go into
Eyelid:"……Be the destiny play joke on you of time, not the vital part be afraid, don't resemble Huang, because of still having me,
Return to have a lot of concern you, love you of person at you nearby, we all would help you, protect you, you anything but
Solitary one person ……"have peace of mind of the mother took the hand of letter to shiver, letter paper a little ground be smooth in the her hand wet
.
Had peace of mind to walk so, she the second day after walk, the mother is in have peace of mind of the drawer detection a fold to write
Good be good but haven't send out of letter, topmost noodles a what to write be "the mother accept" and have peace of mind of mother doubt
Tearing open letter is the graceful handwriting of the daughter who acquaint with, top write a way:"Mother be you to see this letter
Of time, perhaps I have already forever left you, but I still have a wish to have no completion.I with a
Can Xin, a Chinese family name once had so of engagement, I promise him to want to spend life with him together of end itinerary, can I know
Way perhaps I can't implement my promise.So, please substitute me after I walk will these letter six
Continuous send to him, let him think I be still strongly on the hoof, believe these letter ability much to he some live bottom go to of letter
Heart ……daughter. "The dying wish hoping a daughter effort to finish write, the mother's eye socket be again moist and she have no
The method overcome again oneself of affection, her feeling a kind of strength's being urge her will see this can Xin, a Chinese family name, yes,
She will see him and she want to tell him to be such a to have peace of mind to want him to live bottom to go to well.
The mother have peace of mind take the daughter's letter press envelope up of the address found out can Xin, a Chinese family name of house.She saw a table
The son exact center inset in the photograph within black spectacle frame is 1 vitalitily can Xin, a Chinese family name.The mother have peace of mind Zheng Zheng
Lived, be her to turn an eye toward the women for open the door to hope to, that mother already the tears flow full face.She slowly
Ground picked up a table up of one Ta letter, sob ground to say:"This be what my son leave, he 1 before the month already
Through walk.But he say, also have 1 together have peace of mind of destiny is wait for his letter, wait for his to encourage,
With, this month come, is me generation he sent out those letter ……"
Make reference to here, can the mother of Xin, a Chinese family name have already sob.The mother who have peace of mind at this time walked past, tight tight
The ground embraced another mother and mumblingly read aloud a way:"For the sake of a beauty of engagement ……."

Destiny is always so-called it lets two buds fresh and vigorous not have been able to split to readjust oneself to a certain extent in time , their youth and youthful spirit will have been at a low ebb untimely cruelly,; Destiny is benevolent but , it dodges two to be on verge of the despaired heart already highly valuing the spark having burned hope. In a bright sunshine afternoon, may meet each other in Xin and the small park feeling at ease in the hospital, that touching each other in four eyes in a moment, be two young soul all quilt having been shocked deeply, that they have read that share out in the eye all from each other desolate , maybe is fellow sufferers commiserate with each other, have arrived at both of them has already become the old friend who is in each other's confidence in the evening. Herefrom, may hard and feel at ease to look at and appraise a partner having spent one sunrise sunset , day and night morning and night after another, that two people is perceived all no longer has been lonely but despaired. Finally have a day, but Xin and feel at ease being informed them of self's state of illness already to the condition having no medicine at all but saving, they are all met the family who has answered each , their state of illness is compared to a day one day worsen. Who Xin had composed in reply but feeling at ease not also forgotting , had once had had one to arrange between them, they only are exchanging each other regard and blessing by writing a letter coming this way , that every every character sentences are greatest stimulating of a kind of to them all. The day lives with razorsharp. Three months has passed in a flash already, before a dusk of three moon, feel at ease being holding the hard incoming letter in hand , have closed binoculus serenelyly, the angulus oris edge wipes the slight smile with one. Her silent mother field by her has cried, her silently had made things difficult for sb. but hard message, rows of forceful characters are jumped over entering an eye: "... ... Not being afraid of , not hesitating, because of still having me while destiny makes fun of you,we may help you, ah to protect you by still having many people who care for you , love you in you, you are lonly one people by no means, ,'' The secure mother has trembled with the hand believing , letter paper has been hit by a little field wetting in her hand. Feel at ease having walked in this way, she has walked for second day of the queen , mother has discovered one pack in secure drawer writing message easy close up to be fond of but to attach oneself to out not yet , "mother has collected " once seal off being writing above most, the secure mother feels uncertain about a field having unpacked message , is the beautiful daughter handwriting knowing well that , write road above: When see this message "mother, as if it be you, I have maybe left you already forever , I have still had but a wish not being completed. I compose in reply one but Xinzeng convention having such, I promise the at last route that he asks to spend life commonly with him , I know I maybe have no way to have fulfilled my promise but. Ask you these message to be mailed in succession for me to him , let him believe I return back firm therefore, after having walked in me, alive , believe that these believe the confidence continue to be able to give his few work much, ... Daughter. "Be looking for let daughter make great efforts to write complete last words, mother's eye socket has been once more moist , she has had no way to restrain self affection again , she has felt having one kind of strength yes in urging her to need to go to see this but Xin, she has needed to go to see him , she has needed to tell him to have such one to feel at ease asking him to live down well. The secure mother believes that upper address has found the hard family according to the envelope being holding a daughter's. That she has seen the table center is that one is full of vitality but hard in photograph in inlaying in black picture frame. The secure mother has lived in a daze, when the married woman who thinks that she opens the door in a flash to that is looking for going to, that mother long ago tear stream all over the face. She takes up one pad of message , spasmodic sobs field on the table to say slowly: "This has been that my son stays , he has already left as soon as the moon is front. He says feeling at ease still having one and destiny believes in being waiting for him but , being waiting for his stimulating , reason why, is that I have issued those messages on behalf of him about this one moon, ,'' The mention here, but hard mother already chokes with sobs. The secure mother has walked over at this time , has held on to another mother tightly, the murmur field reads road: "For a beautiful convention, ... .''

The cruel fate always the case, it allows two vibrant buds have not yet had time to bloom, they
The youth and vitality will be a decline prematurely; and fate is kind, it must allow the brink of 2
Point hearts renewed spark of hope.
In a sunny afternoon, Sim and peace of mind can be in the hospital to meet a small park, in the four head
Inconsistent with that moment, two young hearts have been deeply shaken, and they are read from each other's eyes
Out of that sad and dreary, and perhaps are on the same boat, to the evening, they have become an old friend of talk without words
A. Since then, may be accompanied by Sim and peace of mind Spend one after another sunset, twilight day and night, the two
People no longer feel lonely and desperate.
Finally one day, Sim and peace of mind can be informed of their incurable illness has reached a point where, he
They are back to their homes, their condition deteriorating day by day. Sim and peace of mind but no one
Have forgotten that they once had a convention, they write in this manner only through the exchange of
Each other's concern and good wishes, and that every word and sentence against them is a great encouragement.
Fast life. The twinkling of an eye has been three months in a three-month evening, reassuring hand
Medium holding may Sim's letter, together peacefully on the eyes and mouth with a touch of edge faint smile. Her
Her mother cried for him quietly, and she quietly took a letter to Chea Sim, and his strong character line into the
Eye: "... ... when the fate of tease you, Do not be afraid, do not worried, because there is me,
There are a lot of interest in you, the people you love around you, we will help you, love you, you never are
Alone ... ... "Take a letter reassuring her mother's hand trembled, and stationery in her hands a little bit to wetting
.
Peace of mind so gone, she left the next day, the mother of a drawer in the peace of mind found in a pile of Writing
Well sealed but not yet sent the letter written by the top one is "mother land", reassuring her mother doubtfully
Opened the letter, are familiar with the daughter of her娟秀above wrote: "Mother, when you see the letter
Time, perhaps I have never left you, but I still have a desire is not yet complete. I 1
Which could be symplectic had this agreement, I promised him that with him to Spend the final journey of life, but I know
Road may be I can not fulfill my promise. Therefore, after I left you a letter for me to land
Continued to send him, let him think that I also strongly alive, many believe that these letters can give him some live Letter
Heart ... ... daughter. "Looking at the efforts to finish the last words her daughter, the mother's eyes moistened again, she no
Law no longer restrained their feelings, she felt a force in prompting her to go to see this can be symplectic, yes,
She wanted to see him, she told him to have such a peace of mind to make him live.
Mother feel at ease with her daughter's letter in accordance with the address on the envelope can be found Sim's home. She saw the table
Son of the middle set in the black frame of the photographs are of a dynamic Sim. Reassuring mother怔怔
Lived, when she suddenly opened the door to the woman who looked, the mother tears already face. She slowly
To pick up the table一沓letter, choked and said: "This is my son left behind him a month ago
By the left. But he said, there is a peace of mind with the fate of the letter waiting for him, waiting for his encouragement, the
To, this month, is my generation who sent him a letter ... ... "
Mentioned here, can have Sim's mother broke down in tears. At this time reassuring her mother went, closely
To cling to another mother, murmured read: "The agreement for a beautiful ... ...."

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平师可苹： 1. I want to be with you forever 2. I can't stop missing you 3. You are my only one 4. About you, I only want to own you forever.5. I really love you very much, idiot. 6. Idiot, we must be happy, ok? 7. Idiot, you aren't lovely at all! 8. Idiot, I love you very much. Can you care about me more?

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平师可苹：[答案] the land of warmth and tenderness

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