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一个教师正在上数学课.一个两岁的小女孩打开门并进去里面,小女孩的父亲试图阻止她,但是那个教师说:'已经20年了,没有人主动自己来上我的课,这个女孩可以呆在这"
很幽默,呵呵

1 ) Han Mei is a girl who often thinks about others more than herself.
Last Saturday was May 21st. It was her mother’s birthday. She wanted to give her a surprise. She thought for a while. And then she came up with an idea. She said to herself, “ Why don’t I buy some flowers and a birthday card for mum.” Soon she realized that a card was cheaper, but many trees should be cut down. It is well known that trees are very important to our environment. It can stop the winds from blowing the earth away. If we cut down many trees, animals will have no room to live. Our environment will become worse and worse. After a while, she thought that mum might be very tired after working for a long time. She could wash her feet and let her relax. After her mother went home, she did it like that. Her mother was so happy that she praised her for what she had done.
To protect our environment is our duty. We should try our best to improve it。If everyone makes a contribution to our home, the world will become much more beautiful.
韩梅是一个女孩经常想到别人比自己。
上周六是5月21号。这是她母亲的生日。她想给她一个惊喜。她想了一会儿。然后她想出了一个主意。她对自己说,“为什么我不买一些花和一张生日贺卡,妈妈。”不久她意识到一张卡片是便宜一些,但是许多树应该减少。众所周知,树木是非常重要的,我们的环境。它能阻止风从土壤刮走。如果我们
砍树,动物没有房间住。我们的环境会变得越来越坏。过了一会儿,她认为妈妈可能会非常疲惫工作很久了。她能洗脚,并让自己放松。她的妈妈回家后,她是那样的。她的妈妈很高兴她称赞她,她所做的事。
为了保护我们的环境,是我们的责任。我们应该尽最大努力来改善它。;如果每个人都作出欺诈
2）I have a lot of things to do in my free time. Usually I take exercise after school.I like basketball and volleyball very much.Sports help me to keep healthy and study better.I often watch TV or do some reading in the evening.Sometimes I listen to music for a while.I find it a good way to relax myself.Of course, I help my parents with the housework at the weekends. I clean the house, wash clothes and learn cooking.Sometimes I go on a field trip with my friends.We always have a good time!
我有大量的事情要做我的空闲时间。我通常锻炼后,学校我非常喜欢篮球和排球…运动能帮助我保持健康和学习更好的. 我经常看电视,或做一些阅读晚上有时我听音乐一会儿我觉得这是个好办法放松一下…当然,我帮助父母做家务,在周末的时候。我打扫房子,洗衣服和学习烹饪的. 有时候我去郊游和我的朋友我们总是玩得很开心。
3） Hello,Everyone! Here are two important activities that happened this week. These days,Li Jia,our classmate,has kept practising spoken English hard with the teacher's help. On Wednesday afternoon,she won the first prizein the English speech contest. How exciting it is!We should learn from her. Yesterday,we donated 200 books, 50 backpacks and 4200 yuan for the students in Sichuan. He Li alone donated 500 yuan,the most of all. That's good. I think that as a student,we needn't care how much we should give. Showing our love is the most important.
That's all,thank you!
嗨,大家好!这里有两个重要的活动所发生的这个星期。这些天,我们的同学,家,一直在练习英语口语的努力与老师的帮助。周三下午,她赢得了第一个奖的英语演讲比赛。这是多么令人兴奋啊! 我们应该向她学习。昨天,我们把其中200书籍、50元买了4200个背包和学生在四川地震灾区。他独自捐赠了500元,李宇春的最重要的。那太好了。我认为,作为一个学生,我们不必在乎我们应该给。
4） Friday, May 1,2003
FineLily and I went to visit Fujian Museum. It is 2 kilometers away from my home. So we decided to go there by bike. We set off at 8 o'clock. At the museum we saw many photos and other things. We learned a lot. There we also saw a lot of soldiers, children with their parents, and students with their teachers. At ten o'clock we left the museum for home. We had a good time today.
2003年5月1日,星期五,
FineLily和我去看了福建的博物馆。它是离我家2公里。所以我们决定去骑车去那儿。我们在8点钟开始。我们在博物馆看到许多照片和其他的东西。我们学到了很多东西。我们也看到了很多士兵,孩子和他们的父母,学生和老师们。我们十点钟离开这个博物馆。我们今天玩得很开心。
5）April 22nd 2004 SunnyToday afternoon we listened to a lecture in the lecture hall of our school. Professor Brown from England gave us the talk. He began his talk in 3:00. There were about 200 students in the hall. Professor Brown talked the differences between American English and British English. All of us listened careful④ and we all took notes. After he finished his talk about an hour, Professor Brown went on answering our questions. This took us about another 40 minutes. But we all felt that we had learnt a lot from him. All of the students decided to work even harder on English from now on.
2004年4月22日下午SunnyToday我们听讲座在我们学校演讲厅。布朗教授从英格兰给我们谈谈。他开始谈论在3:00。大约有200名学生在大厅里。布朗教授谈之间的差异,美国英语和英国英语。我们所有的人,我们都听仔细记笔记。他完成了他的谈话后,大约一个小时,布朗教授继续回答我们的问题。这个我们大概40分钟。但我们都觉得我们已经从他那里学到了很多东西。所有的学生都决定要更加努力学习英语。


呵呵，我是个高中生，对于英语，你最好还是背一些经典句子，这样会使你的行文更加流畅，我就是这么过来的，中考英语满分。加油。
If you want,you can,you can.

忘了是谁曾经说过：这是个离暧昧很近，却离爱情很远的年代。这句话堪称经典！

是的，我们总是可以随意的暧昧，眼神的暧昧，双手的暧昧，言语的暧昧，甚至是同床共枕的暧昧。

可惜，却始终找寻不到真正感觉上的爱情。爱情离我们越来越远，我们却天真的以为它就在身边，触手可及。孰不知，其实它远在千里之外，也许根本未曾走近你。

或许它留下了它的影子——那就是我们喜欢哼唱的泛滥成灾的情歌。情歌之所以泛滥，是因为我们需要它来伪装我们内心深处的寡情并借它来宣泄难以排遣的歇斯底里的寂寞。可惜自古情歌伤情，所以越唱越悲。而我们共鸣的眼泪却越来越少，几近干涸；纤细的，伤感的心，更始越来越麻木。

爱情的远离使我们失落，失落又使我们伤感，伤感后我们失去了心灵的空灵，开始变得迟钝，变得愚笨。

我们为爱情而扼腕叹息，为它不惜流出珍藏已久的眼泪，那是因为我们知道其实爱情只有天人永隔才能永恒。这不是残忍，于最美的时候结束最美的爱情，这是最美的结局。况天意如此，岂可逆转？

可惜，现实中没有泰坦尼克了，沉没了的始终是沉寂的了。我们深深地向往《缘分天注定》的浪漫，在影片落幕之后仍久久不忍离去。他们一见钟情却受命运的捉弄；他们在历经辗转10年之后还能确定唯有对方是真爱。而且为了这份飘渺的爱各自离开了身边的恋人，在兜了一大圈之后，恰巧不期而遇靠的是一个信念一个冥冥之中的感觉，一张写着他的电话的美元，一本写着她的电话的早已脱销的书不是神话是什么？是的，因为是神话，而且神话得很唯美，即使有点小小的虚伪，也仍然令我们感慨。可惜电影与现实有差距，浪漫与坚持互不成立。我无法超凡脱俗，所以如果我是女主角，那么当我遇见他的时候，也许我正带着我的小BABY在公园里散布。

离爱情很远的年代，一些人早已经失去了信念，也没有余力再去坚持什么，只能随波逐流。

是的，我们离暧昧越来越近，而爱情却始终没有向我们迈近半步。偶尔感觉到一丝丝一点点，伸出手去，却只是捕捉到空气，也许只是它无意中遗留下来的气息。

仅此而已！

所以一些人注定在暧昧中生活——不明的暧昧，模糊的暧昧，脆弱的暧昧，不堪一击的暧昧。

Who has forgotten is had said: This is to ambiguous is very near, actually leaves the love very far age. These words being possible be called classics! , we always may optional ambiguous, look ambiguous, both hands' ambiguous, spoken language ambiguous, even is ambiguous which is strange bedfellows. was a pity that actually throughout does not pursue in the true feeling love. Love is getting more and more far to us, we actually naive think it in the side, the tentacle may and. Who didn't know that perhaps actually it outside the great distance, simply has not approached you far. perhaps it has left behind the love song which its shadow - - that is we likes humming runs rampant. The reason that the love song is in flood, is because we need it to camouflage our heart of hearts the unfeeling and divulge with difficulty the dispelling boredom hysteria's loneliness taking advantage of it. What a pity since old times love song state, therefore more sings is more sad. But our sympathetic chord's tear are actually getting fewer and fewer, several near dry; Slender, the moved heart, resumes is getting more and more numb. the love is far away causes us to lose, loses causes us to be moved, after moved, we have lost the mind elusiveness, starts becomes slow, becomes stupid.
We grasp the wrists the sigh for love, does not hesitate for it to flow out the collection already long tear, that is because we will know love only then the beauty forever to separate can actually be eternal. This is not cruel, Yu Zuimei time ended the most beautiful love, this was the most beautiful result. Can the situation divine intervention so, how can it be that reverse? was a pity, in the reality did not have Titanic, submerged was throughout quiet. We yearned for deeply "Fate Day Is doomed" romantic, after the movie ends still for a very long time did not endure to depart. They fall in love actually receive the destiny making fun of; Also they have been through repeatedly goes through many places for 10 years later can determine that only has opposite party is loves really. Moreover for this faintly recognizable love left the lover respectively, after having captured a great-circle, what meets by chance by chance depending on is a faith nether world feeling, is writing his telephone's US dollar, what is writing the book which her telephone is already out of stock is not the myth is? Yes, because is the myth, moreover myth very only beautiful, even if a little small false, also still made us sigh with emotion. What a pity the movie and the reality have the disparity, with insisted romantically is mutually untenable. I am unable unusually refined, if therefore I am a leading lady, when then I meet him the time, perhaps I am bringing my small BABY in the park to spread. to the love very far age, some people had lost early already the faith, also does not have the ample force to insist anything again, can only drift with the current. , we to ambiguous are getting more and more near, but love actually throughout has not stepped the nearly half step to us. Occasionally felt that is little to a faint trace, puts out a hand, actually only catches the air, perhaps is only the breath which it leaves behind accidentally. only this! therefore some people are doomed in ambiguous to live - - unclear ambiguous, fuzzy ambiguous, frail ambiguous, collapses at the first blow ambiguous.

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