英语话剧剧本（短篇)

英语短话剧剧本~

　　演员: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.
　　F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.

　　旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .

　　正剧：(P,K出场)

　　P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second.

　　K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状)

　　P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状)
　　Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机，作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼)

　　K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状)

　　P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!

　　K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状)

　　P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.（作气愤欲泣状）

　　K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.

　　P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状)

　　K：OK. (作舒心，安慰状)

　　P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊)

　　K: Xu …….. (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young adult man.

　　P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状)

　　K: Oh?! You are right（作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔）

　　P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)

　　K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作惊异状)

　　P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状)

　　K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状)

　　P: (作高兴状，作跃上马背状) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意气风发状)

　　（M,F携手进场）:

　　P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)

　　M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状)

　　P:（作阳痿状） Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)

　　M: I don’t believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isn’t really that? (询问K)

　　K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (释然状，因为圆了我的谎)

　　M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) Dear, isn’t you ?

　　F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?

　　M: Yes, really a good suggestion.

　　（P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)
　　（P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰）

　　P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?

　　K: Yes, I can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷)

　　M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?

　　P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)

　　M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状)

　　P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状)

　　M: Move away .little Pirate! (作气愤状)

　　P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状)

　　M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (气愤状)

　　P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降状)

　　M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !

　　K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)

　　P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状)

　　M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (诚恳状)

　　K: I know the disadvantage. But TV also teaches him a lot of things which he can’t learn from books, Such as survival ability and communication skills. (中气不足状，因为理由不充分)

　　M: Just those force, fighting and cheat? (置疑状)

　　P: Mummy, I apologize that I have cheated you. (诚恳状) I won’t do that next time. Can you forgive me this time, Mummy. (做鬼脸,逗妈妈开心)

　　M: Pick up trick. It doesn’t work this time. (义正言辞状)

　　P: Mummy, not next time, ok? ( 作悲伤状，以引起妈妈的同情)

　　(M不理P)

　　M: Dad. I know you love little pirate very much, but I think you should choose the right way. Spoiling is not true love. It’s the poison in honey. (作严肃状)

　　F: Yes, Dad, Pirate has a lot of things to do. We should be his guide, not to carry out everything he said. We can bring him to the library to see what books attract him most. We can help him to develop his interest, shape his personality, and improve his intelligence and so on. I think it’s the right way to love our little Pirate. Do you think so, dear? (很理智，明晰状)

　　M: It’s just what I want to say. (赞同状 )

　　F: Ok, I should change my way of loving him. I should let him do his own thing and be his guide. (作彻悟状)

　　P: Oh, so much time has passed. I eager to go to wash room, I can’t bear it. (捂小腹，作难受状)

　　K: Ok, I go to bring the paper, don’t worry! I’ll accompany with you. (作习惯性状，因为Pirate的大小便通常都由King主管)

　　M、F：No, let him do that himself, and be his guide. (同声提醒K)

　　K: Oh, yes, little Pirate, it’s your job now, nobody can help. You should do it yourself. (作揶揄状)

　　P: Xi, I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I can do it. (跨进厕所，作藐视状，有什么大不了，不就进个厕所吗)

　　M、F、K: Brave Pirate! (作自豪状，含有夸奖意)

　　P: Oh, my god! The washroom is so large and dark! (害怕状，因为从末一个人进厕所)

　　M、F、K: (All 晕倒)

　　—— The End

　　题目：唐伯虎点秋香
　　剧情：

　　三花痴在街上游走。

　　花痴一说：it is so boring !

　　花痴2：yes, it is !

　　花痴3：we have nothing to do !

　　花痴1：look, the four are there!

　　四大才子出场

　　花痴2：！it is them !it is them!it is really them!

　　花痴3：how handsome they are !how charming they are !I am dizzying!

　　尖叫！四大才子秀舞。

　　祝枝山：I am the most handsome man in the world,and I have as much money as mouation!

　　文征明：I am so attractive that each girl will fall in love with me at the first sight!(抛媚眼) 尖叫声不断

　　徐峥卿：I am so charming that no one can compare with me !

　　唐伯虎： Do you love me ? have you heard my name before? Tangbo hu is me !（尖叫 。。。。。）

　　文征明： Hi ,guy !today all of us are in a good mood!

　　how about trying some English tounge twist!
　　祝枝山： Good idea ! brother wen ,you first please!
　　绕口令

　　Peter pepper picked up a peck of pickled peppers

　　Did peter pepper pick up a peck of pickled peppers

　　If peter picked up a peck of pickled peppers

　　Where is the peck of pickled peppers peter pepper picked up!（乱成一团）
　　唐伯虎：haha （突然大笑）
　　三人： Is that so funny ?
　　文征明： Why do you so happy today ,bohu !
　　唐伯虎：Because madam hua have promised me to marry qiu xiang .(做可爱状) Ha Ha. However ,I will try my best to get her .

　　祝枝山：since you have made up you mind, we will use our wisdom to help you !
　　四人信心满满一起 去了华府。

　　华文挡在前说：,stop! If you can give me the answer to my question ,I will let you go!

　　祝枝山：haha ,you are scaring us ,we fear nothing !come on come on!

　　华虎 ：listen carefully! There are three gecko on the wall, a gecko accidentally fell down, why then the other two gecko also drop off?

　　三大才子狂翻书道：why ,why ?(三才子狂翻书，疑惑不解 大叫)

　　唐笑了笑说：Because the back two gecko has won the applause they fell down

　　三大才子大笑： ha ha ,go away!

　　华府内

　　秋象正在绣闺里打扮，自言自语道：oh ,bo hu my honey ,why don”t you come and marry me yet! I love you so much ! I wanna be with you !you are my mr right!

　　唐伯虎到了内厅：

　　秋香到：oh ,dear ,you are here now ,I am so happy ! I can marry you now !

　　华夫人：Tang Bohu, although I promised you to marry Qiu-xiang , but there are conditions,can you pick out qiuxiang from the 3three brides! （婚礼大堂，3新娘盖着红盖头）
　　华文：(please refer to the list of rules)the period of the game is that of the burnout of a stick of incense.
　　一、do not cross the yellow line to watch over the bride-to-be while playing the game。二、all the brides-to-be should keep quiet,or you will be pass.
　　三、no help is allowed to touch the clothes or the body of the bride-to-be.
　　华夫人：if you can not pick out qiuxiang ,you lose .one of my two sons will marry to qiuxiang !

　　唐伯虎：wa ! ,why there are so many brides here!唐伯虎： Madam ,you wanna play game with me ,right?
　　华夫人： Why do you say like that ?
　　唐伯虎： as a gentleman, for the sake of my conscience,i've been devoted to Qiuxiang ever since,and i will never regret it! how come you have baffled me time and time again?唐伯虎I will take qiuxiang away,who can stop me !
　　华夫人：Try it !if you wanna make troubles here ,I will tell empor to kill your whole family!
　　唐伯虎： You old witch ,coldblood!mean !despicable and shameless!
　　华夫人：You called me a witch? ! Die!（扔东西）
　　唐伯虎：I returned it to you!（扔回去）
　　华夫人： OUCH , I can not spare you !
　　唐伯虎： Come on ,come on !
　　华太师：Stop! Qiuxiang is a member of our family!if you wanna marry her ,you should follow our rules唐伯虎： Ok ,I will try my best!i won not give up until I marry to qiuxiang !

　　唐伯虎： you are out of line ,I wanna kill you !
　　华夫人；That stick of incense has been put out quickly,
　　唐伯虎深情款款的念诗：The furthest distance in the world

　　Is not when I stand in front of you

　　Yet you can't see my love

　　But when undoubtedly knowing the love from both

　　Yet cannot be together （一准新娘身子动了动）
　　华文： Times up!

　　唐伯虎：oh ,I see, ,qiuxiang（掀开准新娘的面具，竟然是石榴姐！）
　　唐伯虎： oh ,my god !what are you doing ,do you have a knife !
　　石榴姐： What is up ?
　　唐伯虎： I wanna kill myself!
　　唐伯虎：Let me die ,let me die ….

　　唐伯虎被误刺了一刀

　　秋香：what is wrong with you ,bohu ?(怒对华府人)you kill him ,I hate you !go out !go out!怀里抱着伯虎：Being with you is like walking on a very clear morning. Take away love, and my life is a tomb. Our Love never dies.I need you just like I need the air to breathe.i can not live without you ! I will follow you (拔出刀欲自杀发现刀是 可收缩的)

　　唐伯虎：oh, I still alive ,we can be together now !

　　两人相拥跳舞！谢场！

英语四人话剧!幽默搞笑的话剧剧本《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》

演员: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.

F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.

旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .

正剧：(P,K出场)

P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second.

K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状)

P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状)搞笑小品

Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机，liuxue86.com作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼)

K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状)

P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!

K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状)

P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.(作气愤欲泣状)

K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.

P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状)

K：OK. (作舒心，安慰状)

P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊)

K: Xu …….. (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young adult man.

P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状)

K: Oh?! You are right(作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔)

P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)

K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作惊异状)

P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状)

K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状)

P: (作高兴状，作跃上马背状) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意气风发状)

(M,F携手进场):搞笑小品剧本

P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)

M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状)

P:(作阳痿状) Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)

M: I don’t believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isn’t really that? (询问K)

K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (释然状，因为圆了我的谎)

M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) Dear, isn’t you ?

F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?

M: Yes, really a good suggestion.

(P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)

(P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰)

P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?

K: Yes, I can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷)

M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?

P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)

M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状)

P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状)

M: Move away .little Pirate! (作气愤状)

P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状)

M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (气愤状)

P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降状)

M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !

K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)

P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状)

M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (诚恳状)

小品：“不差钱”

(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)

Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)

(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)

Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。

Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。

Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰 调情~~~

赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调!!

毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíng diào)。

Uncle Zhao 情调(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调?就搁这儿吃。

Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 赵本山：贵?咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢?

Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我没拿包啊。

Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.

赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。

Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。

Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?

赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?

Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.

毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。

Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.

赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。

Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 这也不能够啊。

Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!

赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员!

学校排过英语童话课本剧，我在网上找了个一模一样的，发给你

《拔萝卜》，有几个重复的地方，不难，挺简单的

你在百度上搜：英语话剧剧本，点第二个，像这样：（红框里的）

希望能帮到你，希采纳！

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宜川县13677287464： 求一篇英语短篇话剧 - ？
爨青头孢：[答案] Rick,总是乱花钱.但是有一天,他丢了钱包. 人物 Rick Jack Boss A Boss B A factory worker -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Summary The student, Rick, always wasted his money and bought plenty of luxuries. But one day, he ...

宜川县13677287464： 英语短篇(3、4分钟)中英文剧本6人有趣点 - ？
爨青头孢：[答案] Little Red Riding Hood 第一场:Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum:(妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里) Little Red Riding Hood唱着歌,欢快地跑进来)Hi,mummy,what are you doing? Mum:(一边把水果放在篮子里,心事重重地说)...

宜川县13677287464： 求大学生英语话剧剧本~~!!？
爨青头孢： 英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money Scene1(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make...

宜川县13677287464： 求英语短话剧剧本？
爨青头孢： SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人 音乐起,旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow ...

宜川县13677287464： 英语情景短剧剧本最好是八个人的,尽量初中水平,短一点.谢 - ？
爨青头孢：[答案] 白雪公主这是七个人演的 SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人 P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物 音乐起,旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so ...

宜川县13677287464： 英语话剧剧本推荐 5人 内容简单易懂 - ？
爨青头孢：[答案] 守株待兔(英语短剧) 剧本 你可以自己调节角色~ (因为是搞笑,所以不必太拘谨.普通台词意思对即可.) [开始.树)上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方.导演(范冰)走到台前] 导演:Action![跑下台] [农夫冷酷地上.] 农夫:I...

宜川县13677287464： 5人英语童话剧剧本五分钟英语童话小剧本, - ？
爨青头孢：[答案] 小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 道具:篮子,玩具面包,狼的头饰、衣服,玩具尾巴,小红帽的帽子、衣服,妈妈的围裙. A:Little Red Riding Hood's mother B:Little Red Riding Hood C:Wolf D:Grandmother E:Farmer A:Little Red Riding Hood!Come ...

宜川县13677287464： 英文短剧剧本 - ？
爨青头孢： Little Red Riding Hood 第一场:Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum: (妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里) Little Red Riding Hood唱着歌,欢快地跑进来)Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum: (一边把水果放在篮子里,心事重重地...

宜川县13677287464： 谁能提供英语短剧剧本啊?紧急!!! - ？
爨青头孢： 英语小剧本-----小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场:Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum: (妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里) Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌,欢快地跑进来)Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum: (一边把水...

宜川县13677287464： 话剧,英语的,要简短些的 - ？
爨青头孢： 较简单的英语话剧剧本The Bus A Story about Love and Stinky Feet 5-6人英语剧本,公交车上的故事,适合大学生活,关于爱和臭脚的故事. Female student A:,Female student B,Female stude...