用英文写一篇笑话的短文？
puberty(青春期)
One
evening,
in
the
midst
of
dinner
preparation,
our
10-year-old
daughter
asked,
"Mommy,
what‘s
puberty?"
My
wife
was
rushed
at
the
moment,
so
she
suggested
that
Peggy
look
up
the
word
in
the
dictionary,
after
which
they
could
talk
about
it.
A
few
minutes
later,
Peggy
returned.
Her
mother
asked
what
the
dictionary
had
said.
"Puberty
means,"
announced
Peggy,
"the
earliest
age
at
which
a
girl
is
able
to
bear
children."
"What
do
you
think
of
that?"
my
wife
asked.
"I‘m
not
sure,"
Peggy
relied.
"I‘ve
always
been
able
to
bear
children.
It‘s
adults
I
can‘t
bear.".
青春期
一天晚上，在准备晚饭的时候，我们十岁的女儿问：“妈妈，什么是青春期？”我的妻子此时正忙得不亦乐乎，所以她建议佩吉到字典上查这个词，然后她们可以再讨论它。
几分钟以后，佩吉回来了。她妈妈问字典上怎么说。
“青春期的意思是，”佩吉宣布：“一个女孩能忍受孩子的最早年龄。”
“你怎么想呢？”我妻子问。
“我不知道，”佩吉回答。“我总能忍受孩子。让我忍受不了的是大人。
Note:
bear
children:
生孩子。bear
一词也可作“忍受”讲。
2、A
little
boy
asked
his
mother
"Why
are
you
crying?"
一个男孩问他的妈妈：“
你为什么要哭呢？”
"Because
I‘m
a
woman,"
she
told
him.
妈妈说：“因为我是女人啊。”
"I
don‘t
understand,"
he
said.
男孩说：“我不懂。”
His
mum
just
hugged
him
and
said,
"And
you
never
will."
他妈妈抱起他说：“你永远不会懂的。”
3、The
poor
husband
"You
can‘t
imagine
how
difficult
it
is
for
me
to
deal
with
my
wife,"
the
man
complained
to
his
friend.
"She
asks
me
a
question,
then
answers
it
herself,
and
after
that
she
explained
to
me
for
half
an
hour
why
my
answer
is
wrong.
可怜的丈夫
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”
4、I
Wasn‘t
Asleep
When
a
group
of
women
got
on
the
car,
every
seat
was
already
occupied.
The
conductor
noticed
a
man
who
seemed
to
be
asleep,
and
fearing
he
might
miss
his
stop,
he
nudged
him
and
said:
"Wake
up,
sir!"
"I
wasn‘t
asleep,"
the
man
answered.
"Not
asleep?
But
you
had
your
eyes
closed."
"I
know.
I
just
hate
to
look
at
ladies
standing
up
beside
me
in
a
crowded
car."
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”
“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”
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