英文搞笑短剧剧本（3～4个人）急

三人英语情景剧剧本~

很简单，你去找一个童话故事里的片段，如皇帝的新衣这个故事演起来时间很少的

The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威）
Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very athletic. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find a little food. Oh, there’s nothing here. Oh, I’m very hungry. (Sleep soundly)

老虎： 我是一只伟大的老虎。 我非常强壮。 我是非常勇敢的。 我是森林的国王。但现在我非常饿。 我必须发现些食物。噢，我好饿。 (酣然昏眠)

Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!

狐狸： 我是狐狸。 您能看，我是俏丽和可爱的。 我是擅长于欺诈0and告诉谎言。 我刚才欺诈了乘员组在肉片外面。 毫米，毫米，毫米。 多么可口它是!

Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.

老虎：Ah，一只狐狸。 一顿好午餐。 Ah，一顿好午餐。


Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?

狐狸： 噢，我的上帝! 我该怎么办? 是，我有一个好想法。 是，一个好想法。 你好! 老虎姐妹! 你好吗?


Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you.

老虎： 不那么好。 我现在非常饿。 我想要吃您。

Fox: Oh, my dear! I’m the king of the forest! You can not eat me

狐狸： 噢，我亲爱！我是森林的国王！你不能吃我！

（老虎装作疑惑）

Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.

狐狸： 如果您不相信我，正义跟我学和看见谁是森林的国王。


Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.

老虎： 好。 我们去。

Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a Carrot. Ah, a big Carrot.

兔子： 我是兔子。 我喜欢吃胡萝卜。Ah，一个大胡萝卜。


Bird: I’m a bird.

鸟： 我是鸟。


Rabbit: Hi!

兔子： 喂!


Bird: Hi! What are you doing, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?

鸟： 喂! 什么这里做着， Rabbit小姐？ 我可以帮助您？


Rabbit: Yes, please.

兔子： 是，请。


Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing? What can I do for you?

青蛙： 我是青蛙。 你好! 您这里做着什么？ 我可以为您做什么？


Rabbit: Yes, come on!

兔子： 是，来吧!


Frog : Ok! I’m coming!

青蛙： 好! 我来拉!


Fox: Hello, Frog!

狐狸： 你好，青蛙!


Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

青蛙： 喂，狐狸。 噢，老虎! (跑掉)


Fox: Hello, Bird!

狐狸： 你好，鸟!


Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

鸟： 喂，狐狸。 噢，老虎! (跑掉)


Fox: Hello, Rabbit!

狐狸： 你好，兔子!


Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

兔子： 喂，狐狸。 噢，老虎! (跑掉)


Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. I’m very athletic.! They all run away!

狐狸： 老虎，现在，您看见。 我太强大了! 他们全都跑掉!

Tiger: Yes, you are right. I’m very sorry. That’s all right.you are the king.

老虎： 是，您正确。 我非常抱歉。这是对的，你是国王。


Fox: Wa! There is a big Carrot. Now, the Carrot belongs to me.
狐狸： Wa! 有一个大胡萝卜。 现在，胡萝卜属于我。

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’ m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now. (看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (满不在意的情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK, He He He…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀） Wow, everything is ready! 糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Ha ha…… C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下场) Scene2（At the school gate） N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩) (小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let’s ask him. A: OK! C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why? C: I’m dirty！ M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面) S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money?（轻蔑） M&A: Money?(对视) M: Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场) M: What can we do now? A: Let’s ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How? … Oh, I know, let’s make him happy, and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea! (全部下场)

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