求大神帮忙翻译这个视频。。。。 http://player.youku.com/player.php/sid/XMjQ5NjYwMTg4/v.swf

各位大侠帮我翻译一下这段视频http://player.youku.com/player.php/sid/XMjkwMDQ3MDQ0/v.swf~

一个非常有趣的公益视频，和反华无关，这个我可以保证。我没法吧所有的都翻译出来，内容太多而且这位美国老兄是说话巨快。。。大概内容是这样的：

我们都反对虐待动物和人类，当我们看到类似的报道我们会感觉方案。那么如果我们虐待的东西没有生命我们还会有感觉吗？现在我要用Ipad来做一个实验，看着点能不能成立。

然后这位神人开始用各种方法损坏他自己花500多美元买的倒霉Ipad，以便扮演审讯者一边动刑，具体内容我不解释了，挺好玩但没什么内容。其中他提到了中国，但是并不是反华，后面他自己有解释。最后的结局是Ipad被他用枪蹦完后在后院大开膛。

回到室内，他开始阐述自己的观点。人类现在变得更加注意科技进步而忽略了人和其他生物的感受。也许有些人会对我的行为（虐待Ipad）感到反感，但这是为了唤起人们对于我们现在对于科技过于热衷的反思。苹果公司的产品在美国设计，在中国生产。在中国生产苹果产品的工人只挣取微末工资，他们自己甚至无法买到一个他们自己生产的Ipad。我们忽视这些人的利益而只大谈特谈科技的进步。现在的孩子在餐厅互相不说话而是完手机或Ipad，我们应该问自己这是我们发展科技的目的吗？我也喜欢Ipad，但我认为Ipad为这个世界带来了更多的美好，相反它泯灭了人性。如果是这样你还会那么喜欢它吗？

结尾他又重申了自己的观点：远离科技，回归人性。

我觉的他的做法很极端，但是他想说明的问题还是很有深意的。不光是美国人，全世界的人都应该思考这个问题。

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XOTQxODI4MDA=.html
是这个吧~

GarageBand 车库乐队

For the first time ever, the world's most popular music-making application comes to Ipad. Whether you're a musician who needs to write and record songs anywhere on the go, or you've never played an instrument before and you just want to have fun making some music, GarageBand and Ipad put it all in your hands wherever you are.
Ipad率先推出世上最受欢迎的音乐创作器。无论您是一个需要在任何地方编写和录制歌曲的忙碌音乐家，或是从未玩过乐器但想逗乐自己制作音乐者，GarageBand和Ipad 将它们全放在您的手里，无论您是在何处。

Just tap GarageBand to get started. There are touch instruments for people who know how to play and smart instruments for those who could use a little help to sound great. You can play the incredible touch instruments right on the screen, GarageBand senses when you play them harder or softer and the sounds response naturally just like you expect. You can switch on the ‘sustain’ and change the octave. Sought the different keyboard size and even use dual keyboards. Tap here to switch to other keyboard instruments like this classic rock organ. The dramas were just like the real thing, you can even adjust the rotating speaker; and there are incredible synth built in too!
只要点击Garage Band就可以开始了。有专为懂演奏者提供的触摸乐器，也有智能乐器供需要帮助的人完成悦耳的音乐。您可直接在屏幕上玩这不可思议的触摸乐器，Garage Band可以感觉您手指压力的轻重而自然做出你预期的相应声音。您可以打开持续(sustain)钮改变它的八音键；还可以选择琴键的大小，甚至双键盘。
点击这里可以选择不同的键盘乐器，例如这个传统的摇滚风琴；它的界面犹如真实的一样，您还可调整它旋转的音箱；它还装有不可思议的合成器。

Or choose drums and sit behind the virtual drum kit. Bang out your own beats, the drums and cymbals sound different depending on where you hit them.
There are smart instruments too, that make it easy to sound great right away, even if you’ve never played a single note. The smart guitar lets you strum chords up and down, and tap strings to play them separately; GarageBand picks a bunch of chords that always sound great together, even tap on the strings.
With ‘auto play’, GarageBand can do the picking for you; just tap any chord and you can sound like a real musician. As you’re playing any instrument, you can tap ’record’ to capture an idea whenever an inspiration strikes.
或者选择鼓，坐在虚拟的整副鼓套件后面，打出自己的节拍；鼓声和钹声随着不同的敲击部位而变化。
还有许多智能乐器，就算您从未弹过一个音符，也能够让您即刻奏出美妙的音乐。智能吉他让您上下弹出和弦，或弹奏按住的个别琴弦。GarageBand为您选好了一系列的和弦，聚合一起
总是能够发出美妙之音，甚至是按压着琴弦的声音。
如果打开‘自动演奏’，GarageBand 可以替您按弦，只要点击任何和弦，您就能表现得像真正的音乐家。您在弹奏任何乐器的时侯，每当灵感来临时，您可以点击‘录音’把它记录下来。

If you play guitar, just put your electric guitar into Ipad using a guitar connector; there’s lovely amazing guitar essence in stompbox effects in GarageBand; tap the ‘tuning fork’ to quickly get in tune. Then choose from classic amps like the vintage stack; just slide to switch between amps, even tap on stompboxes to add effects and create your own pedal board. Or, quickly choose from a collection of apple-designed guitar racks.
When you want to build a song, GarageBand has you covered; it’s a complete eight-track recording studio. Trim or arrange your recordings however you like; slide to bring up the mixing board and adjust the volume of each track, or solo tracks if you hear any individual instruments. Even add reverb and echo for a perfect mix.
如果您会玩吉他，可以用吉他连接器把您的电吉他与IPad 连接起来。GarageBand有令人惊异的美好单块效果器的吉他实质效果；点击‘音叉’可很快调准音调。然后选择典型的放大器如老式的机架，滑动就能转换放大器，甚至可以点击单块效果器增加效果来创作您自己的效果携带箱。或者，快速地从苹果设计的一批吉他机架中选择一个。
当您需要创作一首歌曲时，GarageBand 已为您代劳准备好一切。这是完整的八声道录音室。怎样剪辑和编排您的录音都可以。滑动带出混音台，调整每个声道的音量，或只是单声道如果听到任何独奏乐器。甚至可以加入混响及回声来获得完美的混音。

When you’re ready to share your song, you can add to your Itune library or e-mail it to your friends from wherever you are. Or even open a GarageBand on your Mac to work on it some more. No matter what kind of music you want to make, you’ll love making it with GarageBand on Ipad.
当您准备分享您的歌曲，您可以下载至您的Itune歌库里，或电邮给您的朋友，无论您在何处。或者将GarageBand放在您的电脑上再加点功夫。无论您要创作哪种音乐，您将会喜爱Ipad的GarageBand。

【英语牛人团】

还是建议你去买本书把

看着视频给写了,有些没听懂的,因为有些音乐方面的术语不明白,不过大致应该是这样,由于时间太晚了就没太注意语法, 这就是ipad 的广告嘛,不知道你是宣传还是有别的用途,看我这么给力的份上, 记得要给我分哦. 不要求满分,看着给就行了.

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