英语趣味句子 （包括翻译及为什么有趣） 越多越好！！
一、幽默的英语句子
1) Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
2) One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4)Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）
11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。
13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
"努力工作不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明。
15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
"工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看着别人工作。
16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
17)When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？
二、励志的英语句子
1.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
2.If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson.
如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。
3.Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间
4.Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again.
过一种高尚而诚实的生活。当你年老时回想起过去，你就能再一次享受人生。
5.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。
6.Never judge people by their appearance.
永远不要以貌取人。
7.Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
8.Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them.
记住：最好的爱存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。
9.Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it.
举起你的酒杯吧。不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水，你想用的时候就享用吧！
10.Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs.
寻找更多的知识，多读一些书，坐在你家的前廊里，以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景，不要带上任何功利的想法。
11.Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
在你想了解别人也想让别人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。
12.Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION.
不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着，因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别。
13.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
14."There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail."
俗话说：“能登上金字塔的生物，只有两种------鹰和蜗牛。”
15.Remember: Whatever happens, happens for a reason.
记住：任何事情的发生都有因有起。
16.It only needs early cultivation to become a power.
只需及早培养，记忆自会成为一种才能。
17.Don't let a little dispute break up a great friendship.
不要让小小的争端损毁了一场伟大的友谊。
18. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
19. Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment; not only about survival.
生活是一串串的快乐时光；我们不仅仅是为了生存而生存。
20.Forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times, and the confused times.
真正的朋友会与你一同度过困难、伤心和烦恼的时刻。
21.Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
22.Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。
23.However mean your life is, meet it and live it; do not shun it and call it hard names.
不论你的生活如何卑贱，你要面对它生活，不要躲避它，更别用恶言咒骂它。
24. The smallest courtesies along the rough roads of life are like the little birds that sing to us all winter long, and make that season of ice and snow more endurable.
在坎坷的生活道路上，最细小的礼貌犹如在漫长的冬天为我们歌唱的小鸟，那歌声使冰天雪地的寒冷变得较易忍受。
25. When you quarrel with a close friend, talk about the main dish, don't quibble over the appetizers.
当你和你亲近的人吵嘴的时候，试着就事论事，不要扯出那些陈芝麻、烂谷子的事。
26."Who shuts love out, in turn shall be shut out from love."
“谁拒爱于门外，也必将被爱拒诸门外。”
27. Perseverance can sometimes equal genius in its results.
毅力在效果上有时能同天才相比。
1、我的朋友信任我，所以我不想失去这种信任。
My friend trusts me and I don't intend to break that trust.
2、上年纪的人接受不了他的幽默感。
His sense of humor does not sit well with this elderly audience.
3、谢谢你的疼爱，你的包容与忍让。
Thank you for your love, your tolerance and patience.
4、你愿为做准备付出更多的努力吗?
Do you want to put more effort to preparation?
5、笑，毋须付出，但可以得到许多。
Smile costs nothing, but it saves much.
6、生命因为付出了爱，而更为富足。
Life because of paying a love, but ising also an abundance.
7、曾经，它们是永恒爱情的一部分。
Once they were part of an everlasting love.
8、荣耀转眼即逝；而平凡才是永恒。
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
9、美丽是暂时的，而智慧是永恒的。
Beauty is temporary,while wisdom is forever.
10、成功不会永恒，失败不会永远。
Success won't be eternal,failure won't go on forever.
11、现实是短暂的,而理想是永恒的.
Reality is temporary while ideal is permaent.
12、如果你想要快乐，我做你的微笑。
If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile.
13、真正的友谊比金钱更宝贵。
Real friendship is more valuable than money.
14、哪里有真爱存在，哪里就有奇迹。
Where there is great love, there are always miracles.
15、世界上最贫穷的人是没有笑容的人。
The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile.
16、你不能选择容貌，但可以展现笑容。
You can't choose the facial appearance, but can emerge the smiling face.
17、友谊是冬日里一个温暖的笑容。
Friendship is a warm smile in the winter.
18、不论你在哪里，我都会想念你。
Wherever you are, I will miss you.
19、通往成功的唯一途径是努力奋斗。
The only passport to success is hard work.
20、只有奋斗，才能品味幸福的人生。
Only struggle, then can taste the life of the happiness.
21、思念,就像那永远都关不紧的门!
Missing, the picture closes not the tight gate!
22、发挥你的热情，让理想变为现实。
Take your passion and make it come true.
23、财富并不一定带来快乐。
Money doesn't always bring happiness.
24、予人以快乐者，自己会获得快乐。
Who pleasure gives,shall joy receive.
25、花时间善待他人,它是快乐之道。
Take time to be friendly; it is the road to happiness.
26、一般人都相信健康重于财富。
It is believed that health is above wealth.
27、真正的财富不是占有，而是使用。
No possession, but use, is the only riches.
28、每一个人都是自身幸福的建筑师。
Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
29、爱人和被人爱是人生最大的幸福。
To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence.
30、但愿天从人愿，幸福与爱情无边！
Wishing you a world of happiness and love as all your dreams come true.
31、忍过痛受过苦，最知幸福是何物。
He knows best what good is that has endured evil.
32、全世界的人们都在爱中寻求幸福。
People all over the world search for happiness in a loving relationship.
33、有梦想才有未来。
"Your future depends on your dreams."
34、未来属于那些相信自己梦想的人！
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams!
35、与其说成功在于运气不如说是辛勤努力。
Success lies not so much as in luck as in hard work.
36、如果你不断努力，你一定会成功。
You are bound to succeed if you keep on trying.
37、似乎生活总是需要浪漫的调味剂！
Man always remember love Because of romantic only !
38、对孩子过分溺爱会毁了他的将来。
Overlove to a child can ruin or damage his or her future.
39、你最好给这篇文章增添点诗意。
You'd better add a little poetry to this article.
40、幼儿是世界上最可爱和最纯洁的。
A little child is the sweetest and purest thing in the world.
41、这颗钻石在阳光下显得色彩斑斓。
The diamond shone with every hue under the sun.
42、这个学生给出了一个聪明的回答。
The student gave an intelligent answer.
43、只工作不休息，聪明孩子也变傻。
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
44、毅力在效果上有时能同天才相比。
Perseverance can sometimes equal genius in its results.
45、创新并不是疯子和天才所特有的。
Being creative is not something for mad people or geniuses.
46、一见钟情很容易，长相厮守很难。
Falling in love is easy.Staying in love is hard.
47、世界上有没有"一见钟情"的事？
Is there such a thing as" love at first sight" ?
48、我那望眼欲穿的枝叶，随风扬起……
In unquenchable hope...
49、爱情不分贫富。
Love lives in cottages as well as in courts.
50、愿你俩百年好合。
Best wishes for many years of happiness for the twoofyou
51、一心一意地工作一直是你的动力。
Work that motivates your ideals will capture your undivided attention.
52、没有星光的时候，你会想起谁？
Without starlight's night, who will you remember?
53、爱给予我们力量。爱，不离不弃。
Love gives us power and it will never die.
54、我们一直并肩作战，不离不弃。”
We've been allies for many, many years.
55、是真爱，就永不言弃!!!
Is a true love, never talk to leave!!!
56、人生的荣誉在于永不言弃，摔倒后即可站起来。
The glory of life lies in never surrendering and standing up after falling down .
57、没人指望你完美无缺，但是我们盼望你永远尽最大的努力。
No one expects you to be perfect, but we do expect you to do your best always.
58、误会在他们的友谊上投下了阴影。
The misunderstanding cast a shadow on their friendship.
59、哪里有真爱存在，哪里就有奇迹。
Where there is great love, there are always miracles.
60、不要放弃任何人；奇迹总会发生。
Never give up on anybody; miracles happen.
由于时间关系，暂时先写60句吧！希望你能满意！^-^
11 ~~~~is now in season.（正是吃````的好季节，比如西瓜，草莓，苹果桃子什么的） 12 Let's grab a bite to eat（让我们赶紧吃点东西吧，一般指时间很紧） 13 This food is out of the world（此食只应天上有，人间哪得几回吃） 14 What a bummer!（太扫兴了，原以为会来很多帅哥，结果却坐了一车美女，这时可以偷偷用一下这句话） 15 First things first （要紧的事情先做，很多场合可以用到） 16 it's just my cup of tea（正合偶的口味，指人，事等等）
17 Take it easy. easy dose it.（老驴对新驴这样说，慢慢来，别着急） 18 Do as i said（老驴对新驴说：照我说的做，有的时候抢匪也爱用这句，嘿嘿） 19 Let's roll up our sleeves.（大家一起干吧，卷起袖子不就是要大干一场吗） 20 Put it in my hands.（对于一个懒惰的，笨笨的，象偶一样的新驴有的时候也可以帮帮忙嘛，比如盛饭这样的小事偶就可以说：交给偶好了） 21 It's a short-cut.（这是条近路） 22 I'll keep my fingers crossed for you（偶将为你祈祷，比如爬山过河的时候） 23 One boy is a boy; two boys half boy;three boys no boy.
（一个和尚挑水吃，两个和尚抬水吃，三个和尚没水吃，领队GG可以用这样的话教育偶们要团结，要互相帮助，嘿嘿） 24 Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.（不要杞人忧天，嘿嘿，偶最喜欢的一句话）
1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.
我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。
4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately.
我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。
5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。
(这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。)
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？
(这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。)
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