《白娘子传奇》的简易英文剧本。

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法海____法.许仙____许.白素贞___白.小青_____青
(歌曲>)
(白,许分别从舞台的两边跑出，意在拥抱对方,动作缓慢.青紧跟在白后面)
许:娘子.......!
白: 相公......!
(两人正欲拥抱时,青从白后跑出.一下把许达爬下)
白: 小青.说过多少次了,做人得文明.(边说边把许扶起)
青: (一副委屈的样子)姐,你不知道,他每天就知道在你耳边叽叽喳喳叽叽喳喳说过不停,有时我真想打他一顿.
白:小青．你怎么能这样想呢？他再怎么也是你的姐夫呀！
（小青又欲打许．白做出保护许的样子）
许：（对白）你不要慌，青妹想打我只不过是一个构思，还没有成为事实．想并不一定要做．并不是想了就一定要做（小青有点不耐烦）也不是想了不会做．如果想了不做．那就是空想．如果是又想又做．那就是付之行动（对小青）你说是不是？
（小青已脱下自己的鞋子朝许扔去．许躲过．并跑去捡鞋子）
许：小青啊！我都说过多少次了不要乱扔东西，不要乱扔东西．砸到小朋友多不好啊！就算没有砸到小朋友砸到花花草草也 是不好的嘛！就算没有砸到花花草草鞋子也会污染环境的嘛．
（青欲拿回鞋子）
许：怎么？你想要啊！你想要就说清楚就行了嘛．你想要的话我会给你的．你想要我当然不会不给你的．不可能你说不要我不给你的！！你说不要我却偏要给你．大家讲道理嘛．现在我数三声．一．．．二．．．
（白在旁实在忍无可忍，脱下鞋子朝许脸上打去）
白：别以为长的帅就不打你（许倒下）
（就在此时，法上场．象一个乞丐拉住白的手）
法：大姐，可怜可怜我吧我已经三天没有吃饭了．
（白观察法）
白：恩！看你那么眼熟，难道你就是~~~~~~~~~~~。
法：哼~~！居然被你看穿了．不错，我就是美貌与智慧并重，英雄与侠义的化身。法海！
（响起紧张的音乐，从周围突然涌进一群手拿棒棍的）
许：哇，同志。有话慢慢说嘛，何必动刀动枪的呢？（悄悄对白说）娘子，我来保护你．
白：你个白痴，给我滚！（将许推至一边）
青：姐，得文明啊！
白：仇人都来了还文明个屁。
青：哦（又上前踢了许两脚）早看你不顺眼了．（众人愕然）
青：（对白）你说不用文明的
法：哈哈~~~~白素贞，你这个妖女，想当年，你趁我上茅房之时，竟将我的仙丹换成了泻药。害得我苦苦拉了三天三夜。今天，我不报当日之仇，我就不姓法。
白：哈哈~~~~~~~~别怪我太坦白，就凭这机几个烂番薯臭鸡蛋就想取我的性命，会不会太儿戏了。同志！
法：哈哈~~~~我告诉你，我刚才已在你的手中撒了天下第一奇毒三日腹泻散。
白：（看手）哈~~~天下第一奇毒，那轮的到你那三日腹泻散，应该是我们白家的含笑半步癫才对。
法：哈哈`~~~~~我们三日腹泻散是用七种不同的毒虫，在加上扁豆提炼七七四十九天而成的无色无味，足以让人拉上三天三夜，最后空虚而死，杀人与无影无踪。
白：哼！我们含笑半步癫是用蜂蜜，川贝，杜梗，加上天山雪莲配置而成。不须冷藏，也不加香精和防腐剂除毒性猛烈之外（转头，语气变缓和。）味道还很好吃。（可加上轻快的音乐）
法：（转头，面对观众）吃了我们三日腹泻散的人一天之内就会武功全失经脉逆流，胡思乱想，而后两天就会腹泻不止。最后啊，回血管爆裂而死。
白：没有错，而吃了含笑半步癫的朋友，顾名思义，绝不可能走上半步路或者面露半点笑容，否则的话也会全身爆裂而死。实在是居家旅行。
法：杀人灭口
白：必备良药
人：那么在哪里才能买到呢？
青：这位仁兄运气真好，我这里还好有一颗。
法（抢过）哼~~~这颗药就那么厉害吗？
青：失礼了，普天之下这颗最厉害。
法：小姑娘，小心牛皮吹破喽
青：不相信，你就磕一颗
法：你以为我不敢磕？
青：我就看准了你不敢磕
法：我就磕给看
青：磕呀
法：我就磕
青：磕呀
法：恩！你这 小姑娘敢小看我
青：磕呀
法：谁怕谁呀，别以为我不敢磕？我就磕给你看
青：你磕呀!
法: 我就磕
青: 你磕.....!
法: 我就磕!
青: 你磕呀!
法: 我。...磕 .....(声音拉长.作出要吃的动作.)嘿嘿...(笑)你真以为 我那么笨啊!哈哈哈哈`````
青: (把要硬塞进法懂得口中)还不磕!!
白: 好呀!现在大家都中毒了.
许: 哎呀!这个简单,你们互相给解药不就成了吗?
(法,白对视)
许: 新鲜在，我作裁判,你们一起给解药,记住不许一个人慢给一个人快给,也不许一个人快给一个人慢给.也就是说你们得一起给(众人有点不耐烦),为了保证交易的公平性啊!我数一,二,三.当我数到三时你们就交换(法,白已不耐烦).好!我开始了.一...二....
(许被法,白二人同时打倒
法,白:罗嗦....(二人觉得不好意思)
法: (客气)小弟有事先走一步了.
白: 哎!刚刚相聚,却又马上分离.哎!那小妹就不送了
(法下场)
白: (对小青)小青啊!人是人他妈生的,妖是妖他妈生的.当妖有了颗仁慈的心,那他就不是妖了
青: 那是啥?
(许从地上爬起)
许:人妖.(青晕倒)
白: 哎呀!还是我相公聪明.
（青不服气又把许打倒）
白：你．．．说过多少次了．文明
青：从现在开始．
（青边说边跑下场）
（白把许拖下场）
(音乐,>)
完！！！！！1

旁白：话说很久以前，西湖旁有座山，山上有座庙，庙中有个自称英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，无坚不摧，一朵梨花压海棠，打遍天下无敌手，情场杀手鬼见愁，玉面小飞龙的小和尚，法海是也。但他一世英名却被一条小小蛇盗走仙丹，以至于老羞成怒，发誓要报仇血恨。小白蛇凭借仙丹外加千年道行修得人形，来到人间报答前世恩人。

背景：西湖岸边
背景音乐：千年等一回伴奏带（白演唱），边唱边和小青踏碎步出场

白：小青,就是这里了，观音大士指点我们在这里一定可以等到官人的。
小：哎呀，姐姐，太阳好大哦。我们又忘记搽防晒霜了，还是去那边的亭子里等嘛！
（碎步走到一旁）
小：姐姐，事隔多年你还记得清恩公的模样吗？
白：唉！（深情长叹）（唱）还记得昨天，那个夏天偷，吃仙丹的一瞬间，不小心被发现，留下千年的恩怨。
（许仙出场）
许：（唱）如今风依旧在吹，秋天的雨更碎心中的热却不退，仿佛继续睁大双眼，美女的脸就浮现在眼前。（色眯眯地望着白）How beautiful！亏我一代美男许仙，却在情场上屡战屡败，但我仍要屡败屡战。
白：看，那个人就是我要等的官人.
小：姐姐，你有没有搞错啊？那个人看起来像个流氓,你不要认错人了。
白（边看边笑遮脸）：肯定没有错，我都感觉到他身上特殊的味道了。
小：嘿嘿,好特殊的狐臭味？
白：讨厌啦，男人味。
（三人走到一起）
许：小娘子，有礼了。
白：公子有礼了。
许：你们也来游西湖吗？今天太阳这门大，你们的皮肤那么好，不怕晒黑了吗？晒黑就不漂亮了。
小：嘿,要你瞎操心，我们家小姐的皮肤就是天天放到太阳下面也晒不黑，哼！
许：我还是给你们撑伞吧。（一把破烂不堪的雨伞）
（三人边走边聊天，相聊甚欢，三人下）

旁白：爱情犹如冬天里的一把火，熊熊燃烧在许仙与白素贞心中，两人情投意合，在经过了倾家荡产的环球甜蜜之旅后，便结为连理，但……
背景音乐：女人是老虎(法唱)法海出场

法：今天师傅让我下山来化缘，天气这么热，我上哪里去好呢？
法（左顾右看，突然大喊）：有妖气！
（许小白三人上场）
法（大喊）：站住，妖孽！你还想往哪里逃！
（一拖把向他们打过去，许吓得蹲在地上双手抱头）
小、白（悄声）：糟糕！
许（大叫）：不要杀我！我是良民！
法：这位施主，你可知道她是一条白蛇精，还有千年修行。
许：啊？千年蛇妖？
白（上前,抽剑）：看来今天我们只有血战一场了！
法：阿米陀佛，出家人不打诳语，今天我就要替天行道！
（白法开战，许小站在旁边观战，十回合完毕）
[白：这光头还真不赖，幸好我昨天买了一款新球鞋，弹性很好。安踏，赢的力量！
法：你逛新世纪，我逛好又多。看，新款不锈钢钵，耐高温，抗击打能力强，化学性质稳定。
（白法再战十回合）
法：血可流，头可断，发型不能乱。看招！
（白法继续开战）]

法（突然双膝跪下）：（唱）莫名我就喜欢你，深深的爱上你，没有理由没有原因。（说）其实，我很早以前就喜欢上你了，只是我不敢给你说，我知道你喜欢许仙。现在能死在你的剑下，也是一种幸福！（重庆方言）动手嘛！
白（吃惊）：啥子哦，原来你也是重庆人唆，早点说嘛，我就不用紧到说普通话了撒！哎呀，想不到我白素贞也有那么多人喜欢唆？既然你那么喜欢我，也就算了嘛，你走嘛！
法：嘿嘿嘿，中计了撒，喜欢你？你也不照照镜子！
（法站起来，突然一拖把打过去，白被抓住关进了雷峰塔）
许（恸哭难泣）：娘子……
小（恸哭难泣）：姐姐……
（小与法退场）
许：（唱）一壶漂泊，浪迹天涯难入喉，你走之后酒暖回忆思念瘦，水向东流，时间怎么偷，花开就一次成熟，我却错过……

旁白：悲痛欲绝的许仙准备*自己的双手救出娘子，10年过去了，许仙终于把雷峰塔推倒了。
背景音乐：当爱已成往事(许、白唱)

（白、许跪在一起，深情相抱）
白：10年了，真快啊，不知道那个法海在哪里？我要报仇！
许：不用了，娘子，那个光头在把你关进雷峰塔后不久就染上了疯牛病，之后被确诊为“非典”患者抓进了小康山，前不久又被查出携带了禽流感病毒，这下想不死都难了！
白（站起来）：那我们还等什么呢？走，回家！
（白准备退场）

背景音乐：夫妻双双把家还

许：快回来！我们还没有谢幕呢！
（演员集体上台谢幕）

全剧结束。

"The Legend of White Snake"

This play recounted the Chinese folklore by tragicomedy's technique "the Tale of the White Snake". The story shepherd boy rescues Bai She to talk about Bai Su since childhood to be stranded loyally Leifeng Pagoda, then becomes monk from Xu Xian talks about Xu lin to do obeisance the tower to rescue the mother.

Bai Su loyal (Zhao Yazhi decoration) is a young Bai snake originally which practices in the mountains and plains, on first young Bai the snake is arrested snake old person to catch, the danger suffers the fatal disaster, is rescued luckily by a young shepherd boy, the element loyal takes an oath secretly, this will save a life graciousness forever the will to be unforgettably engraved on one's mind, “in mountain years easy, in world lively already millennium”, the element loyal process 1700 practice, will shed the completely snake body finally, can change to makes the human form, this desire will continue toward Mt. Omei to practice, but after the Guanyin direction, only then recalled the world also to have a section of sentiment reason not, element loyally according to Guanyin direction, arrives at the Hangzhou Xihu to seek for the previous generation savior--Xu Xian…

Meets the eurypholis major on the way (Chen Mei the Qi decoration), two people tie primarily plain, the pale two snakes broke on the bridge in Xihu to find Xu Xian (Ye Tong the decoration), two people fell in love, Bai Su take the body little, tied loyally with Xu Xian as the husbands and wives, although but small was blue loyal with Bai Su the name primarily to be plain, actually with the element loyal sentiment with the sisters, after marriage Xu Xian, the element loyal husbands and wives love, Bai Su loyally to help Xu Xian to open the Chinese medicine shop, ordered about slightly steals the takeing the money pond money in the treasury blue, was exposed, slightly blue executed the law to force county magistrate to sentence lightly, is sent to frontier service Gusu, the element loyal group looks, finally sumXu Xian meets, the element lay loyally deceives Xu Xian to rob matter of the money in the treasury, the husbands and wives two people then opens the Chinese medicine shop security hall in Gusu.

The fifth day of the fifth lunar month festival, Bai Suzhen drinks the realgar wine, actually appears the primary form scares to death Xu Xian, the element rescues the husband to rush to the Yao Chi seeking pill of immortality cherished loyally, pill of immortality seeking is inadequate, have to hardly snatches, the grandmother is furious, wants to execute Bai Su to be loyal, the Xin Guanyin got rid to rescue, has rescued the husbands and wives two people. After that Xu Xian the member who wise offends the colleague three emperor founder meeting because of the medical skill, the member designs frames, but for the element loyal 11 melts, the element is loyal, for does not let Xu Xian make a boner, makes small to steal the Liang palace four treasures to confess the display blue, Liang Wangsui has looks up thought that the element loyal actually coerces Prince Liang take the treasure as the nation high quality goods, prince to know oneself bes in the wrong, then makes county magistrate to sentence Xu Xian lightly to Zhenjiang. But the element loyal has also cherished Xu Xian's flesh and blood, what a pity the prosperity not often, the former days catch snake old person to become the obtaining enlightenment eminent monk ocean of the law (to do German gate decoration) now, the ocean of the law was one's own selfish interests, wanted to be loyal except Bai Su, detained Xu Xian in Jinshan Temple, the point to compel Bai Suzhen to offend superstitiously, Bai Su to rescue the husband loyally, united slightly goes to the Jinshan Temple important person blue, the ocean of the law is aggressive, the element was driven beyond the limits of forbearance loyally, mobilizes Shui national minority, was flooded, oath and ocean of the law one high, unexpectedly actually caused the innocent Zhenjiang common people to degenerate into the wave feudal official, thus has violated superstitiously.

Afterward Xu Xian knows the element loyal status, but the pairs person is actually the love, Xu Xian, the element is loyal, moves back to Xu Xian elder sister Xu Jiao with the small blue three people to allow (Iraqi valuable lotus decoration) the family to live, and happy. Xu Xian and the element loyal start guarantee with the hall, the providing relief live person, and tied the mountain ridge loyally except the place disaster - centipede essence and the former days and the element the frog fine kingly way spirit. But after the element loyally gives birth to the child Shi forest (Ye Tong the decoration), because the ocean of the law loyal helped the husband by the former days to be cherished usually, with small blue stole the money in the treasury and the treasure several times, harmed the Xu Xian lawsuit to be encumbered, the prison was unceasing; Damages the crowd, plays tricks on the government authorities, in addition is flooded, the life spreads the carbon, does not accommodate for the natural justice. But the element loyal town under Leifeng Pagoda, considers it saying:“20 years later, treats in the constellation governing scholars and literary persons date of the foremost person in the field, is when your tower…”. Xu Xian dies by heartbreak, delivers to the elder sister the Shi forest to foster, alone goes to Jinshan Temple to become monk, makes up the crime, will make reparations loyally for the element will soon leave the tower.

20 years later, Lin Yi grows up, after flood dragon Rong Heli male just (Jiang Ming decoration) informs Shi forest her life experience, the Shi forest then vigorous plans to be stronger, swore that must retrieve birth mother Bai Su to be loyal, but in former days by Bai Su loyally father of - gold cymbals Dharma king except the centipede essence kills enmity of the child for the newspaper, because uses good jade hare on the moon fine Hu Meiniang (Zhao Yazhi decoration) and picks, wants to injure the Shi forest, unexpectedly, will flatter the mother and the Shi forest will excite the emotions in the course of time, flatters the mother not to be able to start throughout, finally will flatter the mother to rescue the Shi forest, oneself will actually end up to turn out is frightened out of one's wits…although, the element is loyal in the tower, actually induces Lin Younan, the element to rescue the Shi forest to run out the pagoda loyally, although has rescued the Shi forest, but suffers “, only if Xihu water drying, Leifeng Pagoda but actually, otherwise always does not obtain the tower” penalty.

The Shi forest not let people downs, captures the foremost person in the field, worships before Leifeng Pagoda, the filial piety move day, the element loyal can leave the tower, is delivered from oppression, the Shi forest and the younger female cousin blue lotus tie for the husbands and wives. But element loyal, small blue, ocean of the law and Xu Xian four people also because of causes and effects already solution, the merit is complete, must return to heaven ......

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天水市15552273100： 求大神告诉,我们四个人要演个的英语情景剧,时间不用很长,是个口语测试,我们想演新白娘子传奇的故事, - ？
隐烁木香： 白娘子被困雷峰塔

天水市15552273100： 白娘子和许仙的传说用英语怎么写 - ？
隐烁木香： 《白蛇传》可以不? ＂White Snake＂ 《新白娘子传奇》我不会——!

天水市15552273100： 简单的小学生3人英语短剧剧本 - ？
隐烁木香： Three Little Pigs 三只小猪 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者:三只小猪和他们的妈妈 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起.丁丁和东东 Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥,他们很懒,他 Lazy. They eat ...

天水市15552273100： 急求三分钟简单的英语剧本翻译!! - ？
隐烁木香： Aside: One day's, the eye, the nose, the ear, the mouth have bumped into · · · · · · the eye: You also remember me? nose, ear, mouth:? eye: I am called the eye. nose: Oh, is originally you! I am the nose, this is a mouth, this is an ear. ear, ...