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Many people may not know B treasure, but no one does not know his name - he is Justin Bieber,

Kim Kardashian JV, and all the mv of the heroine, you are good enough for B treasure, I am more support B Po and former GF, Caitlin, they are matched,

B Po is not me, I have no right to interfere in his choice, we as fans can only respect the choice of idol, no right to control the choice of idol, he is my idol, like his handsome, like his habit to rejection hair, I can only worship him, he did not know, a small town in China, a girl liked him, like his, and even the walls covered with his posters, shoes, reads Justin bieber, his desktop computer desktop display next time his name is,

B Bao,, though you changed the voice, the voice not as Qing Liang, and, after all 16-year-old boy would have to change the sound but your voice in us fans to listen to, and always is the best to hear, I still so worship you ,, like you, really,

B Bao,, You are the best,

Although you entered the entertainment circle because, not to break up with Caitlin, but you had himself admitted that, you like her, even within the first Never let you go is for her to write, and,

B Bao, recover lost a good share of it,

B Bao,, oil,,,, always support you,,

非翻译机，这是一个笑话，不过适合笑点低的人……希望对LZ有帮助

John was lazy.He didn't want to work.He prefered to stay at home and watch television.One day,John's wife went to the supermarket.She saw a "help wanted" sign in the supermarket window.The supermarket needed someone to put things on the shelves.She spoke to the manager.She told him that her husband didn't have a job but he was very strong.She told him that John would come to talk to him about the job.
John是个一个懒汉，他不喜欢工作，而是喜欢呆在家里看电视。一天，John的妻子在超市窗上看到了一个“招聘帮手”的招贴，这家超市需要有人做往架子上摆放东西的工作。John的妻子见了经理，告诉他她的战斧没有工作，但是人非常强壮，她会让丈夫来和经理面谈工作的事宜。
When she got home,she told her husband about the job.John was watching television while she was talking to him.His wife was angry.She turned off the television.She ordered him to go to the supermarket to apply for the job.John didn't want his wife to be angry,so he went.
妻子到家以后就告诉丈夫关于工作的事。John当时边听妻子诉说边看电视。妻子对他的举动非常恼怒，关掉了电视并让John去申请这份工作。John不希望妻子生气，于是便去了。
On the way to the supermarket John thought what would happen if the manager offered him a job.He wouldn't be able to stay at home and watch television.He would have to come to the supermarket every day and put things on the shelves.
在路上，John想如果超市经理雇用了他，他将无法再呆在家里看电视，而是要每天到超市上班，一遍又一遍将东西放上架子。
Then he had an idea.He decided to tell the manager that he had a sore shoulder so that he could not raise his arm above his head.He was sure the manager wouldn't give him the job.
突然间他有了一个主意，他决定告诉经理他的肩膀有上而不能将手举过头顶。他确信这样子经理就不会雇用他。
When he arrived at the supermarket,he told the manager that he needed a job.
他来到超市，并告诉经理他需要一份工作。
"Are you strong?"the manager asked.
“你体格够强壮么”经理问。
John explained that he couldn't raise his arm above his head.John told him that he had an accident to home while digging in the garden.
John解释说他现在已经不能将手高举过头顶，因为他曾经在花园里挖洞的时候出过事故。
"How hign can you raise your arm?"the manager asked.
“你的手(现在)能举多高”经理问。
John lifted his arm a little."Only this high," he said.
John稍微举起了他的手臂。“只有这么高，” 他说
"And how high could you raise it before the accident?"asked the manager.
"那么，在出事以前你能举多高？"经理问。
"This high," said John.And he lifted his arm above his head.
"这么高"，John说，然后他把手举过头顶。

Earth is an ocean planet.About three billion years ago,life on our planet began in the deep blue seas.
大约在三十亿年前，地球是一个海洋的星球，我们这个行星上的生命起源于蓝色的海洋之下。

Ninety-nine percent of the livingspace on earth is in the oceans.So water is very important for us.
地球上有百分之九十的生命物种在海洋中，所以，水对我们很重要

The water is being widely used for electricity agriculture,home use,industry,transport,entertain---ment,and so on.But the majority of people have not realized this problem.
水广泛地应用于农业用电，家庭用电，工业，交通，娱乐等等。但是大多数人民没有认识到这个问题。

Since changes in salinity and temperature affect Water's density,the water in the ocean is always moving.
由于盐度和温度变化会影响水的密度，在海洋中的水总是在运动。

Dense water sinks and less dense water is pushed to the surface,
密度大的海水下沉，密度较小的水被推到了表面

This circulation adds energy to the marine ecosystems and moves nutrients around.
这种循环为海洋生态系统提供能量使营养物质四处游动。

Isn't it amazing that a single substance can be so important to out planet and even the whole universe?Water,which seems so simple and common, is what makes life possible.
是不是惊讶，一个单一物质对于地球乃至整个宇宙可以如此非常重要？水，很简单很常见的东西，使生命成为可能。

Of all the resources on earth--oils,gas,gold and so on--nothing is as precious as a drop of rain.Learning about the properties of water helps us understand life on our planet. The most important thing we can learn about water, however,is that protect it and use it wisely.Our future depends on it.
在所有地球上的资源 - 石油，天然气，黄金等等 - 没有什么能比得上一滴水重要。认识到水的性质能帮助我们了解这个星球上的生命。最重要的事情，我们可以了解水，然后，保护它，更明智地利用它。我们的未来取决于它。

地球是一个海洋星球，大约30亿年前，我们星球就有生命出现在深海，地球上99%的生存空间是海洋，因此水对我们非常重要，现在水广泛使用在电、农业、家用、工业、交通、娱乐等方面。但是大多数人没有意识到这个问题，由于盐分和温度影响了水的密集度，海洋里的水一直在移动着，浓密的水下沉了，密度不高的水漂浮在表面，这种循环增加了对海洋生态系统的能量及营养素左右移动，是不是很惊讶，一个单一的物质对我们的星球甚至整个宇宙如此的重要。看似很简单和普通的水让生活成为可能。地球上所有的资源——油，气体，金属等等，都不如一滴水珍贵。学习水的性能能帮助我们了解星球上的生活，然而，我们能够学习的关于水的最重要一点是合理的利用和保护它，我们的未来需要它。

地球是一个海洋三bilion年前planet.About，在我们的星球上的生命在深蓝色的seas.Ninety九个地球上百分之livingspace开始在oceans.So水是非常重要的us.The水正被广泛用于发电
农业，家用，工业，交通，娱乐---彪等on.But大多数人还没有意识到，盐度和温度影响水的密度这problem.Since的变化，在海洋中的水总是moving.Dense海水下沉，密度较小的水推到了表面上看，这增加了能量循环的海洋生态系统和移动营养素around.Isn'吨它惊讶，一个单一物质可以如此非常重要的，地球乃至整个宇宙？水，似乎很简单和常见的，是什么使生活成为可能。所有地球上的资源 - 油，气，黄金等等 - 什么也比不上一个关于水的性质rain.Learning下降宝贵帮助我们了解我们这个星球上的生命。最重要的事情，我们可以了解水，然而，就是保护它，利用它wisely.Our未来依赖于它。

地球是一个海洋星球。大约3亿年前,在这个星球的生存开始在蔚蓝的大海。(百分之九十九的居住空间是在地球上的海洋。水对我们是非常重要的。水正在广泛应用于电力
农业、家用、工业、交通运输、娱乐的品德,等等。但是大多数的人们还没意识到这个问题。自从在盐度变化和温度影响水的密度、水在海洋中不断地移动。密水下沉,密度较低,水被推到水面,这种循环使海洋生态系统增加了能量,从而使营养物质向四周移动。这难道不是令人惊叹不已,单一的物质是很重要的,这个星球的甚至是整个宇宙吗?水,看起来是如此的简单和普通的东西,就是使生命成为可能。地球上所有的资源——油、气、黄金等——没有什么是宝贵如一滴雨。学习有关水的性质,可以帮助我们理解在这个星球的生存。最重要的事,我们了解于水,不过,就是保护并明智地利用它。我们的未来取决于它。

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