一个有趣的英文故事

一个人可以演的有趣英语小故事~

One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.
"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it？" the teacher said.
"Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand."
一天，老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。
“看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来，岂不是很奇妙的吗？”老师说。
“是的，老师。”一个男学生说，“可是，如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”

Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".

Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”
“You don't know my work，” said the other．

“What is your work？”
“I'm a policeman．
“Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman．
“I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．”
译文：（自己简单翻译）
你知道我是干什么的吗？
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。
两个人站在外面，看着大火。
“在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”
“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。
“你是干什么的？”
“我是警察。”
“噢！”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。
“我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”

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回答
No Ordinary Blanket

This is my blanket.
My blanket is not just an ordinary blanket.
My blanket can change into different things.
If I tie it around my neck,
my blanket can change into a cape.
“I am Superman!”
If I drape it between two chairs,
my blanket can change into a fort.
“I am the captain of my fort!”
If I put it over my head,
my blanket can change into a ghost.
“Boo! I am scary!”
If I tie up the corners,
my blanket can change into a bag.
“Now, I can carry my toys!”
If I spread it out on the table,
my blanket can change into a tablecloth.
“Let’s eat!”
If I roll it up, my blanket can change into a pillow.
“Let me show you how I rest my head!”
See, I told you this blanket is no ordinary blanket.
But, best of all,
my blanket can make me warm if it covers me.
I like my blanket!

译文：
不普通的毯子

这个是我的毯子。
我的毯子不仅仅是一张普通的毯子。
我的毯子能变成不同的东西。
如果我把它系在我的脖子上，
我的毯子能变成一个斗蓬。
“我是超人！”
如果我把它搭在两张椅子之间，
我的毯子能变成一个堡垒。
“我是这座堡垒的首领！”
如果我把它放在我的头上，
我的毯子能变成一个幽灵。
“嘘！我是令人害怕的！”
如果我把角系起来，
我的毯子能变成一个袋子。
“现在，我能搬运我的玩具！”
如果我把它在桌子上铺开，
我的毯子能变成一张桌布。
“让我们吃！”
如果我把它卷起来，我的毯子能变成一个枕头。
“让我给你演示我如何使我的脑袋休息！”
看，我告诉过你这张毯子不是普通的毯子。
但是，最好的是，
如果毯子盖着我，它能使我感到暖和。
我喜欢我的毯子。

The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."


【译文】

老猫

一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。

于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。”

A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust.

He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river."

He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them.

Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.

【译文】

一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的东西。”然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。

他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。”

他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。

不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。

The City Mouse and the Country Mouse

Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city."

The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away quickly and hid.

After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid."

【译文】

城里老鼠和乡下老鼠


从前，有两只老鼠，它们是好朋友。一只老鼠居住在乡村，另一只住在城里。很多年以后，乡下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它说：“你一定要来我乡下的家看看。”于是，城里老鼠就去了。乡下老鼠领着它到了一块田地上它自己的家里。它把所有最精美食物都找出来给城里老鼠。城里老鼠说：“这东西不好吃，你的家也不好，你为什么住在田野的地洞里呢？你应该搬到城里去住，你能住上用石头造的漂亮房子，还会吃上美味佳肴，你应该到我城里的家看看。”

乡下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的东西也为他们摆好了。可是正当他们要开始吃的时候，听见很大的一阵响声，城里的老鼠叫喊起来：“快跑！快跑！猫来了！”他们飞快地跑开躲藏起来。

过了一会儿，他们出来了。当他们出来时，乡下老鼠说：“我不喜欢住在城里，我喜欢住在田野我的洞里。因为这样虽然贫穷但是快乐自在，比起虽然富有却要过着提心吊胆的生活来说，要好些。”


Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".
A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

Four Friends
One day, there is an American, one Italian, a Singaporean and Bangladeshi travelling around on a private helicopter.

After about one hour travelling, the American take out his cigarette (Dunhill) lighted it up and start smoking after two sip, he throw the balance of the cigarette.
The others three persons surprise and ask " Why didn't you finish-up the cigarette before throwing ?
" He reply arrogantly " there is a lot of cigarette in my country".

Half an hour later the Italian take a bottle of branded perfume and apply on him and the rest he throw out of the window.
The other three persons was surprised and ask "Why did you throw away the perfume ? ". .
The Italian reply also "there is alot of perfume in my country"

The Singaporean don't know what to do & suddenly push that Bangladeshi out of the helicopter.
The other two person was shouted crazyly "Why did you push him !!!!!!!?????? " .
The Singaporean say slowly "There is a lot of Bangladeshi in my country ".

Everybody kept quiet and stayed away from the Singaporean.

Subject: Gas Station
A gas station was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local guy pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a! number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
The guy then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same guy, along with a friend, pulled in for a fill-up.
Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

The guy guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the guy said to his friend, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

His friend replied, "No it ain't, rigged --- my wife won twice last week!!"

Story 1
Ah Lian ask shopkeeper:
Eh Ah chek, u got sell stocking up to knee, boh?
Ah Chek replied : Lu siao ah! stocking wear up to 'yeo' (waist) only, where got up to the 'nee'(breast) one.

Story 2
Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show it to her. Ah Beng was bragging the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend.
"This is ah, so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!"
"Ha! Really ah!!! Steady lah!" said Ah Lian.
"Some more hor, this is Automatic one, vely easy to drive!"
So Ah Lian said, "Let me try! I wan, I wan!"
So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the accelerator.
The next moment, the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post.
"Alamak! What u doing? U Siao Char Bo! U see lah! Wah Piang eh!" screamed Ah Beng.
"Solee, solee, pai sah lah! No lah, I tot hor, "R" for racing mah!"*

Story 3
The Titanic was sinking, and there weren't enough lifeboats.
So the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy waters to make room for women and children.
To the British he said. "You must act like gentlemen." They jumped.
To the Americans he said, "You can be heroes." They complied.
To the Germans he said, "It's the rule." They obeyed.
To the Japanese he said," It's the consensus." They obliged.
Then came the Singaporean and they just weren't budging until he came up with the appeal: "Free life jackets for those who jumped."

Story 4
3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian are at the army supply base to collect underwear. The sergeant was there to aid the supplies.
Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng! How many underwear you need ah?
Ah Beng: (thinks a while) 7 sasen(sergeant)!
Sergeant: (puzzled) How come so many?
Ah Beng: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. One day one.

Sergeant: (to Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwear?
Mat: (without hesitation) 6 sargen!
Sergeant: (curious) How come six?
Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong only.

Sergeant: (Indian recruit) Dei Tambi. How many underwears dah dei?
Tambi: (very confidently) 12 Sarjen !!!!
Sergeant: (shocked & nearly fell to the ground) Why you need so many for?
Tambi: January, February, March.....One month one.

Story 5
One day a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a night club and wanted the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" (In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys bread).
The DJ told them that they only have and play English songs and told them to re-select another song.

The Ah Bengs were very angry and kicked up a big fuss, claiming the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down.

Finally, after a long talk with the Ah Bengs, the manager found out that the Ah Bengs was actually asking for the song:
"Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers.

Story 6
One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and want to get down to the ground floor. As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number 2. It was then followed by a G.

As they were not English-educated, they were puzzled and had no idea what does the letter G mean. Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and press G.

When they finally reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian:
"Wah low!!!, how you know one?"

The first Ah Lian reply smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah..."

Story 7
Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated from Law school and decided to apply for a job in the most prestigious "Lee & Lee Law Firm"

During the interview, Mr. Lee KY looked at Santa Singh's resume, thinks for a while and said, "Well, I would need to discuss your application with my wife.." And went off to discuss Santa's application with his wife.

Lee KY's wife said, "C'mon, don't you know that we only hire lawyers with surnames beginning with 'Lee' only? Of course, we can't hire Santa Singh!"
So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh about his rejection.

Few days later, Santa Singh came back to the same company and request for another interview.

Lee KY said, 'Look Santa, I have already told you that we only hire.......'

Santa Singh interrupted him and said, 'I know, I know. I have just changed my name.

Lee K Y looked at Santa Singh in surprise and asked,"What is your new name then?"

On this, Santa Singh replied, 'Surname Lee, Last name, Manga!' (Manga-Li)

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Subject: Gas Station
A gas station was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local guy pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a! number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
The guy then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same guy, along with a friend, pulled in for a fill-up.
Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

The guy guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the guy said to his friend, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

His friend replied, "No it ain't, rigged --- my wife won twice last week!!"

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Four Friends
One day, there is an American, one Italian, a Singaporean and Bangladeshi travelling around on a private helicopter.

After about one hour travelling, the American take out his cigarette (Dunhill) lighted it up and start smoking after two sip, he throw the balance of the cigarette.
The others three persons surprise and ask " Why didn't you finish-up the cigarette before throwing ?
" He reply arrogantly " there is a lot of cigarette in my country".

Half an hour later the Italian take a bottle of branded perfume and apply on him and the rest he throw out of the window.
The other three persons was surprised and ask "Why did you throw away the perfume ? ". .
The Italian reply also "there is alot of perfume in my country"

The Singaporean don't know what to do & suddenly push that Bangladeshi out of the helicopter.
The other two person was shouted crazyly "Why did you push him !!!!!!!?????? " .
The Singaporean say slowly "There is a lot of Bangladeshi in my country ".

Everybody kept quiet and stayed away from the Singaporean.

或

He often does this
After i had lunch at a village pub, i looked for my bag. i had left it on a chair beside the door and now it wasn't there! As i was looking for it, the landlord came in.
"Did you have a good meal? "he asked.
"yes, thank you," i answered, "but i can't pay your bill. i haven't got my bag.'
The landlord smiled and immediately went out. In a few minutes he returned with my bag and gave it to me.
"i'm very sorry,"he said," my dog had taken it into the garden. he often does this!"

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