麻烦，帮我找一下又短又有趣的英语小故事吧（1.5分钟讲完的那种）

简短的英语小故事~

The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."

老猫

一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。

于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。”

A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust.

He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river."

He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them.

Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.

一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的东西。”然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。

他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。”

他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。

不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。

The City Mouse and the Country Mouse

Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city."

The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away quickly and hid.

After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid."

城里老鼠和乡下老鼠
从前，有两只老鼠，它们是好朋友。一只老鼠居住在乡村，另一只住在城里。很多年以后，乡下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它说：“你一定要来我乡下的家看看。”于是，城里老鼠就去了。乡下老鼠领着它到了一块田地上它自己的家里。它把所有最精美食物都找出来给城里老鼠。城里老鼠说：“这东西不好吃，你的家也不好，你为什么住在田野的地洞里呢？你应该搬到城里去住，你能住上用石头造的漂亮房子，还会吃上美味佳肴，你应该到我城里的家看看。”

乡下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的东西也为他们摆好了。可是正当他们要开始吃的时候，听见很大的一阵响声，城里的老鼠叫喊起来：“快跑！快跑！猫来了！”他们飞快地跑开躲藏起来。

过了一会儿，他们出来了。当他们出来时，乡下老鼠说：“我不喜欢住在城里，我喜欢住在田野我的洞里。因为这样虽然贫穷但是快乐自在，比起虽然富有却要过着提心吊胆的生活来说，要好些。”


Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".
A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

My smart Dog

Dogs are smart. Many dog's owner would train their dogs to do different tricks,

like train them to sit, stand, shake hands…etc.

Training dogs is really an education for the dogs and owners in how to teach the dog to live in harmony with humans. Moreover training will add variety to the dog's life and help to prevent boredom.

I have a dog called Chin. It is a smart dog too. Do you want to know how smart it is?

Last Sunday, I tried to train Chin to do an unusual trick, fetched slippers to each of our family members. I gave Chin to smell my slipper, my mum’s slipper and my dad’s slipper. It was very clever because it could distinguish which slippers belonged to. “Chin, go and give this slipper to mum.” I said. Then it fetched the slippers to mum. “Time passed through quickly. It times to sleep.” I thought.

On the next day, I returned home from school as usual. Chin was very smart because it fetched me my slippers. In order that, I give Chin a biscuit as a reward. Then I went back my room and started to do homework. When I was doing homework, I noticed that Chin was in and out of room for many times.

“That must be something wrong.” I thought. I turned round and saw what happened. “Oh my dear, there is a hill of slippers!” I shouted. Beside the “hill”, Chin was wagging and looking at me. I knew that it wanted to eat biscuit and I gave it a packet.

At night, Chin didn't eat its dinner anymore because it felt so full.

Why? Because of the packet of biscuit.

After that day, I think Chin is the smartest dog in the world. Do you agree?

1,Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两
只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

2. The Fish Net

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

鱼网

"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。

"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

3. The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。

"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

4. A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

一次物理考试

在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？

尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

去买本<妙语短篇>看看吧~

---

安次区13439709744： 帮我找一篇短的英语笑话撒 简短 但是很好笑的 - ？
徭柏蛇胆： 1. Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.” Bill wasn't impressed, “Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father'...

安次区13439709744： 英语笑话(要简短又笑的) - ？
徭柏蛇胆： A teacher said to her class: ＂Who was the first man?＂ “George Washington,＂ a little boy shouted promptly. ＂How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?＂ asked the teacher, smiling indulgently. ＂Because, ＂ said ...

安次区13439709744： 谁能帮我找一篇英文的小短文?三分钟左右,有趣的 - ？
徭柏蛇胆： Jimmy: What key has legs and can't open doors? Helen: A turkey.Jimmy: 哪种钥匙有腿,但不能开门?Helen: 火鸡.A Smart Housewife. A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she ...

安次区13439709744： 帮我找几个简短的英语笑话!谢谢了!？
徭柏蛇胆： 英语短笑话:荒唐的信 Two psychiatrists were at a convention. “What was your most difficult case?” one asked the other. “Once I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world,” replied his colleague. “He believed that a wildly rich uncle in ...

安次区13439709744： 谁帮我找个有趣的英语小故事啊 - ？
徭柏蛇胆： Long Life A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold bottles of a cure for colds for just a dollar a bottle. Many people wanted to buy it and the man's young assistant moved quickly through the crowd collecting money and handing out ...

安次区13439709744： 谁能帮我找一篇英语幽默小短文 - ？
徭柏蛇胆： http://corner.youth.cn/humor/index.htm 里面都是幽默笑话,你自己可以找下啊.推荐几篇好了 I work for 7up＂! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀 Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up ...

安次区13439709744： 麻烦大家帮我找几个英语小故事或者是英语小笑话 英语绕口令也可以 大部分要初一的学生看得懂 不要 - ？
徭柏蛇胆： Last week, Mrs Black went to London. She didn't know London very well, and she lost her way. Suddenly she saw a man near a bus stop. She went up to the man and said, “Excuse me! Can you tell me the way to the hospital, please?” The man ...

安次区13439709744： 谁能帮我找一篇有趣的英语故事,简单一些的？
徭柏蛇胆： 分享一篇有趣的英语故事----很好玩的 A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned...

安次区13439709744： 帮我找一篇英文小故事或者小笑话 - ？
徭柏蛇胆：三只乌龟 Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain. The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, ＂ Gohome and get the umbrella.＂ The little turtle replied, ＂I will, if you don't drink my coffee.＂ ...

安次区13439709744： 帮我找一些英文小故事有趣的.能说明一个小小的道理就最好嗯..我是用来演讲的.所以不用太长.两三分钟能讲完就最好ps:有中文翻译就最好了.. - ？
徭柏蛇胆：[答案] The Old Cat An old woman had a cat.The cat was very old; she could not run quickly,and she could not bite,because she was so old.One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse.But sh...