急急急急急······求一个英文剧本。5个人可以演20分钟的。
难道是破产姐妹？？
在图书馆
S:student T:teacher
S:Can I check out this book?
T:Yes,for three days.
S:When is this book due back?
T:It's due on Monday the 25th.
S:How much is my fine?
T:You owe five jiao.
T:Be sure to take care of these book.
S:I will.
T:Do not write in the book.
S:No,I won't.
T;Do not rip out the pages.
S:No,I won't.
T:Make sure that you return the books in good condition.
S:Of course.I will.
T:Make sure that you return the books on time.
S:What day do I need to bring them back?
T;You need to return them by Tuesday.
S:Could you help me find a book,Red and Black.
T:Book in section A or B.
S:Thank you.
T:You are welcome.
你可以自己调节角色~
[开始。树）上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演（范冰）走到台前]
导演：Action！[跑下台]
[农夫冷酷地上。]
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]！So I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表]It’s time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]
树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉！Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台]
[兔子A上]
兔子A（一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《发如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演（范冰）上]
导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》。导演下台之前，看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看，惊喜地]Oh!It’s mine！（很兴奋地拿着下场）
兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈，悠闲散步]
[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]
农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]
[农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What’s this！
农夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A：But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来（农夫一开始把枪对着自己）]
农夫：Thank you!
兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起来农夫要杀自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]
农夫：Where~ to go? Haha!
[农夫开了一枪“砰”。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]
兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me！
树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]
[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现]
农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]
兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[兔子晕两下~~ “我倒！” 倒地]
农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。倒地睡到树旁边]
……
兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?
树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.
兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望，看到农夫的手机]
[兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开，走到手机前看了看]咦？What’s this？[捡起来看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处。 又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机] But how to use it？？？
树：[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![给兔子]
兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] 喂？
李咏：[上台，激情澎湃地] Hello！This is lucky fifty-two！[做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong！Now let’s start our first question！What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!
兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry， wrong number.[挂掉]
李咏：Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂？喂喂？[很郁闷地下台]
兔子A：Now let me call again.[拨打] 喂？
兔子B：喂？
兔子A：Hey Jackey！
兔子B：Hey tommy!
兔子A：How are you doing?
兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents doing?
兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?
兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?
兔子A：He’s fine , too!
兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!
兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!
兔子B：But where are you?
兔子A：I’m under a tree!
兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?
兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!
兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开]
[兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上]
兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上，昏眩中…“我晕！” 又晕了]
[兔子B上。]兔子B：I’m also rabbit！I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH！My friend is here!Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝（双臂）挪开，使了几次劲，还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this！A 锄头！[装作打高尔夫球，试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前，正要砍]
树：Stop！！！What will you do?
兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend.
树：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!
兔子B：Oh yes！You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise ！Come on! [开始带头做早操。做着做着对树说“Follow me！” （企图让树动起来，两只手松开，这样就可以救出兔子A）树也开始跟着做起早操。 兔子B轻轻上前，想救出兔子A。但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的。兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕。树继续绑着兔子A]
兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I’v got it！Music！ [音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住树，企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂，放出兔子A。树渐渐陶醉，手缓缓松开。兔子B正要搭救同伴，突然兔子A两只手张开，成了女主角动作。树又抱住了兔子A的腰，成了男主角动作。树和A陶醉其中。B要唤醒A：“Wake up!Wake up!”
兔子A沉醉其中，完全不理它，还用脚踹走要救它的B：“Don’t disturb me！”继续陶醉。]
兔子B：（无奈ing…）Stop！！！（音乐停） （沮丧）I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗，带出10块钱，掉在地上]
树：Money！[一个箭步冲上去捡起钱，回到原位并且对着太阳验钞。]
兔子A：[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上，晕两下说：“暴头！”死翘。] [兔子B见状冲上去，深情地搂住A：“Tommy!Tommy！”[伤心地俯下身子，紧紧抱住A]
[这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身，又把B压在了下面]
兔子B：I…can’t….breath……I’m dying!!!! [也翘了]
农夫：[农夫这时候醒了。擦了下口水，看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much.
[兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场]
树：[还在验钞的树正在高兴，突然发现是假钞]A！It’s a fake！Wait for me！[追下去]
急急急···商业银行案例分析, 求大神分析···
案例1.1.该笔贷款的借款单位不符合贷款资格。2.该笔贷款的保证人不符合担保法的规定。3.该案的启示是：借款单位必须具备借款资格，同理，担保单位也必须具备担保资格，否则就会出现本案例的情况——贷出的款项无法追回。案例2 1.对Z公司故意造成重复抵押的骗贷行为，银行可以以诈骗罪向法院起诉。2.该...
急急急··· 一首日文歌(可能和《海贼王》有关·)的名字···_百度知...
是海贼王的主题曲:永久指针 http:\/\/mp3.baidu.com\/m?f=ms&tn=baidump3&ct=134217728&lf=&rn=&word=%D3%C0%BE%C3%D6%B8%D5%EB&lm=-1
初三数学题~~~急急急···
解：（1）过点B作BC⊥y轴于点C，∵A（0，2），△AOB为等边三角形，∴AB=OB=2，∠BAO=60°，∴BC=根3 ，OC=AC=1，即B（根3,1 ）；（2）当点P在x轴上运动（P不与O重合）时，不失一般性，∵∠PAQ═∠OAB=60°，∴∠PAO=∠QAB，在△APO和△AQB中，∵AP=AQ，∠PAO=∠QAB，AO...
电路高手来。。急急急急急急急···!!!
Uc1上的压降是R1,C1的阻抗乘以输入电流，用复数计算。但是R1C1的阻抗远大于负载，Uc1基本就等于电源电压，应该是216v-217v左右。电容阻抗为 -jXc=-j1\/(2*3.14*50*0.68uf)=-j4.683k 电容的阻抗只有电阻的1\/100, 远小于电阻的470k，电阻可以忽略。但由于电容的阻抗仍然很大，所以负载的改变...
电脑的任务栏处语言栏不见了,怎么办?急急急···
http:\/\/zhidao.baidu.com\/question\/23450733.html 如果你用的还是Windows 98、Windows Me的系统，有时输入法图标不见了，一般可以在输入法设置中找回来。依次单击“开始”→“设置”→“控制面板”，打开控制面板，在控制面板中双击“输入法”图标，在弹出的对话框下部，有一个“启动任务栏上的指示器...
急急急···问下这人是哪部动漫里的
出自雨宫由树和市原ゆき乃联手在《月刊COMIC ZERO-SUM》中连载的架空幻想大作《07-GHOST》（台版译作“神幻拍档”）
求刑侦破案类型电视剧,急急急急···
看TVB的吧。刑侦破案类型电视剧是TVB的招牌啊，而且是几集就是一个案子的。早期的1.《刑事侦缉档案》（第一部到第三部是连续的）主演：陶大宇，郭可盈 我一直比较钟爱的剧集，案子也比较复杂和恐怖的。总之是经典之作，不可不看。2.《刑事侦缉档案》第四部 主演：古天乐 宣萱 和前三部一点关系...
用英语写信啊 急急急···帮帮忙
Dear Alice:This is your friend LiHua. I have a news to share with you. From January 1st, 2012, the train tickets system in our country will be changed in to real-name. People can buy train tickets through many ways, such as telephone, internet, and automatic ticket vendor. ...
···及急急急急急急急急急
x+y-2=0 与 x²+y²-2x=0 联立，解得：x=1,y=1 或者x=2,y=0。即直线l与圆相交，交点为：(1，1) 和 (2，0)。
急急急···烟草证申请被驳回能不能从新申请,需要多长时间???_百度...
当然可以。你没有讲驳回原因，不外乎合理布局问题（各地不同可当地烟草局问这也是难点所在），如果这个就难了。另外达不到办证条件（场地、营业执照、销量等），要尽快摆平。当然还有人的工作没做好，呵呵，你懂的。如果你要办证，首先营业执照要尽快办理好。去你烟店所在县区烟草专卖局申请办理，正常...
孔背赫宁： (道具:小床、门) Mum: Tom get up ! Tom Yes ,mummy. Good moring,mummy. Mum: Good moring,Tom. Mum: Breakfast is reday. Tom: I\'m coming. Wow, eggs ! I like eggs. Mum: Now, Tom. Wash your face. Tom: Yes, I will. Mum: Brush your teeth...
门源回族自治县17531291233： 速求一部英语4人短剧,急急急!？
孔背赫宁： 人物: Narrator: It's Christmas time. B is rehearsing Christmas songs in the yard for his School Chorus. A---在睡觉, B---在窗外唱歌.他后来引来众人. 场景: A在屋里.(摆张桌子,和椅子,趴在桌子上睡) B: (clear his throat, starts singing) I ...
门源回族自治县17531291233： 急求大学生英语剧本,四个人表演,时间在5分钟左右,内容活泼有趣,急急急!悬赏10分,令我非常满意再加分. - ？
孔背赫宁： 英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1(At Salesman's home)N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he ...
门源回族自治县17531291233： 强烈要求:适合初二学生的原创英语短剧!!!急急急!!!一定是喜剧!!! - ？
孔背赫宁： 最佳答案01 A Christmas wish for my best friend! 给我最好的朋友一个圣诞祝福! 02 A Christmas greeting to cheer you, my good friend. 献上令你开心的 圣诞祝福,我的好友. 04 Merry Christmas! 圣诞快乐! 11 Wishing you a white Christmas...
门源回族自治县17531291233： 求8人英语小品剧本!急急急! - ？
孔背赫宁： 英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King悟空:师傅,是不是太累了?休息一下再走吧.Master, are you tired? Let's have a rest.唐僧:没关系,前面不远就有人家了,到了那里再休息吧...
门源回族自治县17531291233： 求一个关于大学生活的英语话剧剧本,急急急？
孔背赫宁： 转帖-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Character descriptions:(G)George - He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His ...
门源回族自治县17531291233： 学校的艺术节又要开始了,急求 几 部英文短剧的剧本,5 - 7分钟的样子 急急急急...在线等. - ？
孔背赫宁： Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company. This day they are talking in the office.Ca: Bingo! I finally finish this case. It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week.Wing: Me too .I always get so busy in this season. I have ...
门源回族自治县17531291233： 急求大学生英语剧本,四个人表演,时间在5分钟左右,内容活泼有趣,急急急!悬赏10分,令我非常满意再加？
孔背赫宁： Scene1(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is ...
门源回族自治县17531291233： 有什么适合中学生英语配音的电影或电视剧?急急急! - ？
孔背赫宁： 设计人生(美剧,女主是高中生,但却对时装有着特殊的兴趣.因为家庭经济出现危机,她前往一家顶级时装公司应聘实习生,却被人误以为她已经成年了) 错位青春(美剧,两位女主在医院出生时被意外掉包了) 囧女珍娜(美剧,Jenna本...
门源回族自治县17531291233： 求个最简短的电影的英文``80字左右吧~急急急!! - ？
孔背赫宁： Synopsis In the early 40s Shanghai, Bai Lisu, a divorcee, is staying with her own family. Yet it is a place of gossip and she is desperate to escape. Mrs. Xu, the matchmaker, arranges for Bai's sister to have a blind date with Fan Liuyuan, a playboy ...
