求一个情景剧剧本

情景剧剧本~

fjb445780181:求人写一篇关于原谅的情景剧剧本

郭经纬：就20分还想求剧本？

fjb445780181：你这人也真是的，20分也是分啊，你没有剧本就走开！

郭经纬：别介啊！我给你构思剧本还不成么？

fjb445780181：你已经惹我生气了！你知道吗？

郭经纬：不是吧？消消气么，我一不小心说了实话你就生气了...

fjb445780181：你看你果然还是嫌分数少！气死我啦！

郭经纬：行行行..我错了大哥，您说怎么办吧，您怎么就消气儿了？

fjb445780181：给我马上做一百个俯卧撑！然后去打酱油！最后去监狱躲猫猫！

郭经纬（大惊失色）：大哥，你这不是把我往火坑里推么！这不是要我死么？？

fjb445780181：你倒是去也不去？

郭经纬：为了20分，小弟愿赴汤蹈火外加躲猫猫！！

fjb445780181（扑哧一笑）：得，你去了你老娘谁照顾啊，心情好多了，原谅你

郭经纬（一脸坏笑的心想，为了你的20分，把我整的精神分裂我容易么我）

Erin Chang: Robber
　　
　　Debby Tsai: Police officer
　　
　　Serrin Lee: Betel nut girl
　　
　　Alec Zhao: Ghost student
　　
　　Leo Lee: Taxi driver
　　
　　Yi-ling Chen: Pregnant woman
　　
　

　Summary
　　
　　This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.


　　
　　Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go?
　　
　　Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I’m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please.
　　
　　Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there’s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you’re going to Chong-Shan North Road?
　　
　　Betel nut girl: Um, I’m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later.
　　
　　Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since you’re so young. Do you have a girlfriend?
　　
　　Tommy: Um…miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look?
　　
　　Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don’t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.
　　
　　Tommy: What…what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I’ll scream!
　　
　　Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off.
　　
　　Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.
　　
　　Betel nut girl: Um! Take it!
　　
　　Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi!
　　
　　Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man.
　　
　　Tommy: Where are you going?
　　
　　Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.
　　
　　Tommy: You’re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby.
　　
　　Pregnant woman: Yeah. It’s almost nine months.
　　
　　Tommy: Woo. Congratulations.
　　
　　Pregnant woman: Thank you.
　　
　　Pregnant woman: (screaming)
　　
　　Tommy: Are you ok?
　　
　　Pregnant woman: (screaming)
　　
　　Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down.
　　
　　Pregnant woman: (screaming)
　　
　　Tommy: We’re almost there.
　　
　　Pregnant woman: (screaming)
　　
　　Tommy: Here we are.
　　
　　Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it?
　　
　　Tommy: Aren’t you going into labor?
　　
　　Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? It’s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.
　　
　　Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing?
　　
　　Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.
　　
　　Tommy: Practice! All right… well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars.
　　
　　Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car!
　　
　　Robber: Get out of here, quickly!
　　
　　Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.
　　
　　Tommy: Where do you want to go?
　　
　　Robber: Shut up! Just drive!
　　
　　Tommy: Hey…Hey. Be careful, there’s no eye in bullets.
　　
　　Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car.
　　
　　Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss.
　　
　　Robber: Hum…your gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice.
　　
　　Tommy: Oh…com…come on, don’t do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it.
　　
　　Robber: STOP nonsense!! Don’t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you!
　　
　　Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed.
　　
　　Robber: .... I don’t want to do this …really… but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail…I really have no choice.
　　
　　Tommy: Don’t be so sad…. Here is tissue.
　　
　　Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!!
　　
　　Tommy: But…but…but….
　　
　　Robber: Just hand it to me or I’ll become a really bad guy!!
　　
　　Tommy: I don’t want to die yet.
　　
　　The police: Beep~Beep~ stop the car.
　　
　　Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and….
　　
　　Police officer: Show me your license and registration.
　　
　　Tommy: But…sir.…I got a robber in my back….
　　
　　Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business.
　　
　　Tommy: Not your business? But…
　　
　　Police officer: Here’s your ticket. You were speeding.
　　
　　Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldn’t drive fast enough, she’d shoot me.
　　
　　Police officer: And where is the robber?
　　
　　Tommy: Just right over….what!! She’s gone; she was here just now….
　　
　　Police officer: See….your lie is stupid… Remember to take the ticket.
　　
　　Tommy: Sir! Sir!
　　
　　Tommy: I’m so unlucky. Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone’s waving at me. Who would take a taxi in this strange place?
　　
　　Tommy: Hello! Serving you is my honor. Where do you want to go? Ghost student: To my home, please.
　　
　　Tommy: Um…can you say it more clearly? I don’t know where your home is.
　　
　　Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.
　　
　　Tommy: No problem. Um… it’s an unusual place to live.
　　
　　Ghost student: Yes. It’s very special. My ancestors all lived here.
　　
　　Tommy: Oh! You’ve lived here for a long time, right?
　　
　　Ghost student: That’s right.
　　
　　Tommy: Here we are, but I don’t see any houses around. By the way, it’s so dark here.
　　
　　Ghost student: Don’t be so surprised. We’re in the mountain.
　　
　　Tommy: Are you sure your home is here?
　　
　　Ghost student: Yes. How much is it?
　　
　　Tommy: Um…The total is 100 dollars.
　　
　　Ghost student: I only have a 500 dollars bill.
　　
　　Tommy: That’s OK, I can give you change.
　　
　　Ghost student: There you go.
　　
　　Tommy: Um... What’s this?
　　
　　Ghost student: Money.
　　
　　Tommy: But...where did he go? Oh, no!…This is…ghost money…(screaming)

同学甲：谁来帮帮我呀！（神情非常慌张）

同学乙：怎么了？出什么事了？

同学丙：对呀！快说说，我们也好帮你呀！（丙放下自己准备叠飞机的纸张。）

同学甲：我…我把同学丁的纸飞机弄丢了，那可是他最宝贝的纸飞机呀！怎么办呀！（同学甲着急的都快哭了，说话也支支吾吾的。）

同学丙：不就是一个纸飞机吗，你再叠一个还给他呗！

同学戊：对呀！

同学己：这不就解决了吗！

同学甲：（依然很着急）要是这么简单就好了！

同学丙：怎么了？还他一个还不行啊！

同学戊：要不就跟他说弄丢了，他也不能吃了你！

（就在这时，同学丁皱着眉头，怒气冲冲地走来）

同学丁：你为什么把我的纸飞机弄丢了！你接的时候是怎么说的，你是不是说要好好保管这个纸飞机。绝对不会把它弄坏或者把它弄丢！

（这时，同学甲委屈的快要哭了，本来嫩白的脸一下子变得通红。）

同学乙：（打抱不平的说）不就是个飞机吗！再叠一个还你就是了！

同学丙：就是，一个纸飞机难道比我们的友情还重要吗！人家弄丢了你的纸飞机，自己心里也不好受。你还这样说他。

……

2012来临前的生活

搞笑还不简单？只要把自己所想的所有幽默的词都写上就行了。

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