高手请帮我翻译关于《武林外传》的这段话

请高手帮我翻译下这段话。~

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本笔记本用的是老师们的厕纸。纸也能够循环使用。学生们用这个本子的话，成绩能提高2倍。

wai jia chu shao lin ,nei jia gui wu dang.heng shan jian fa,nei wai jian xiu ,wei li wu qiong,shi ni qiang shen jian ti,ju jia lv xing da jia jie she zhi bi bei bi xu yi ji bi bu ke fa zhi fa bao. bao ming qing zi xun heng shan wu shu xue xiao (huan jiao du) ju ti di zhi qing zi xun heng shan lao ya kou ,wang

The modern comedy performance is mostly only the entertainment, lets the human bustle about happy -odd, but this kind happy too superficial, the comedy ended happy also ended, cannot give the human the very remote power.But "Martial arts world Unauthorized biography" the appearance, returned the comedy original function.It uses the comedy performance the real life, tells the people, the life has too many is unpleasant, may live must continue as before.The entire story historical novel is group of ordinary people, a rough real road, through fills sad and the recollections in the human way out, expresses the life not to be easy, but also is called the people in the entertainment with ease to smile faces the life, lets one side the people ponder the life, at the same time positive life.The life in the brutal reality modern people, longed for own bustling about with rush about can obtain the significance, it is precisely has this kind of goal to give the people to continue to try hard the life courage and the faith.Makes entire social harmonious development in all the people today, in the world people appealed peace time, complied with this demand the large-scale television scene play, comes, to set up in the people mind accordingly the public opinion.As soon as "the Martial arts world Unauthorized biography" begins broadcasting in CCTV, each big television station is also following close on the circulation broadcast, each kind of media carries on the widespread exaggeration to it.Three years have passed by, it in the network the afterheat, in the dried rolled bean curd mind, has not been thirsty can look continues this kind of fervor and the move.I and the majority people are same, from dislikes it to fall in love with it, likely story itself equally winding slow, finally stable.Deepens continuously to its understanding, and pursues until now. It is not is narrating some time society, some royal government or some martial arts world, but was a oneself structure society.This social conformity ancient and modern in China and abroad each society's very many elements, their organic matching and the arrangement, formed unique and the harmonious society.The harmony is not its subject, is only its request, the entire work only is supporting the harmonious scope, through each method, displays the author to want the performance the thought.Does smiles and does strangely is not its goal, is only its method, one of many kinds of methods.A circle is rivers and lakes, the circle may slightly arrive the whole family, as big as world, from infancy to maturity, their nature is same, most needs all is the harmony.Not only "the Martial arts world Unauthorized biography" is gives in the life to each person to direct, was each level rivers and lakes perfect unification.
[Key word] in addition kind of rivers and lakes, harmonious unification, real, hypothesized

The modern comedy performance mostly is only an entertainment, lets the human when bustling about happy, but this kind happy is too superficial, the comedy ended happily also ended, could not give the human the very remote power. But "Martial arts world Unauthorized biography" the appearance, returned the comedy original function. It uses the comedy performance the real life, tells the people, the life has too many are unpleasant, may live must continue as before. What entire story historical novel is group of ordinary people, rough real road, through fills sad and the recollections on the life road, expresses the life not to be easy, and is called the people in the entertainment with ease to smile faces the life, lets one side the people ponder the life, at the same time positive life. The life in the brutal reality's modern people, longed for that much own bustling about with rush about can obtain the significance, it is precisely has this kind of goal to come the courage which and the faith continues to the people to try hard to live. Makes entire social accord development in all the people today, in the world people appealed peace time, complies with this demand the large-scale television scene play, comes, to set up in the people mind accordingly the public opinion. as soon as "the Martial arts world Unauthorized biography" begins broadcasting in CCTV, each big television station also follows close on is circulating the broadcast, each kind of media carries on the widespread exaggeration to it. Three years have passed by, it in the network the afterheat, in the dried rolled bean curd mind, has not been thirsty can look continues this kind of fervor and the move. I and most people are the same, from dislikes it to fall in love with it, looks like the story itself equally windingly slow, finally is stable. Has deepened to its understanding, and pursues until now. It is not narrating some time society, some royal government or some martial arts world, but has constructed a society. This social integration ancient and moderns in China and abroad each society's many elements, their organic matching and the arrangement, formed unique and the harmonious society. The harmony is not its subject, is only its request, the entire work is only is supporting the harmonious scope, through each method, displays the author to want the performance the thought. Does smiles and does strangely is not its goal, is only its method, one of many kinds of methods. A circle is rivers and lakes, the circle may slightly arrive at the whole family, big arrives at the world, from infancy to maturity, their nature is the same, most needs is the harmony. not only "the Martial arts world Unauthorized biography" gives in the life to each person to direct, was each level rivers and lakes perfect unification. [key word] in addition kind of rivers and lakes, harmonious unification, real, hypothesized

The modern comedy performance is mostly only the entertainment, lets the human bustle about happy -odd, but this kind happy too superficial, the comedy ended happy also ended, cannot give the human the very remote power.But "Martial arts world Unauthorized biography" the appearance, returned the comedy original function.It uses the comedy performance the real life, tells the people, the life has too many is unpleasant, may live must continue as beforeAs soon as "the Martial arts world Unauthorized biography" begins broadcasting in CCTV, each big television station is also following close on the circulation broadcast, each kind of media carries on the widespread exaggeration to it.Three years have passed by, it in the network the afterheat, in the dried rolled bean curd mind, has not been thirsty can look continues this kind of fervor and the move.I and the majority people are same, from dislikes it to fall in love with it, likely story itself equally winding slow, finally stableIn addition kind of rivers and lakes, harmonious unification, real, hypothesized

太多了……

我是腐竹啊，武林的英文名叫 My own swordsman
太多了，我现在没时间翻

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