跪求一则4人的英语小品台词。。

急求4人英语搞笑短剧剧本~！~

The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威）
Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very athletic. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find a little food. Oh, there’s nothing here. Oh, I’m very hungry. (Sleep soundly)

老虎： 我是一只伟大的老虎。 我非常强壮。 我是非常勇敢的。 我是森林的国王。但现在我非常饿。 我必须发现些食物。噢，我好饿。 (酣然昏眠)

Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!

狐狸： 我是狐狸。 您能看，我是俏丽和可爱的。 我是擅长于欺诈0and告诉谎言。 我刚才欺诈了乘员组在肉片外面。 毫米，毫米，毫米。 多么可口它是!

Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.

老虎：Ah，一只狐狸。 一顿好午餐。 Ah，一顿好午餐。


Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?

狐狸： 噢，我的上帝! 我该怎么办? 是，我有一个好想法。 是，一个好想法。 你好! 老虎姐妹! 你好吗?


Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you.

老虎： 不那么好。 我现在非常饿。 我想要吃您。

Fox: Oh, my dear! I’m the king of the forest! You can not eat me

狐狸： 噢，我亲爱！我是森林的国王！你不能吃我！

（老虎装作疑惑）

Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.

狐狸： 如果您不相信我，正义跟我学和看见谁是森林的国王。


Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.

老虎： 好。 我们去。

Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a Carrot. Ah, a big Carrot.

兔子： 我是兔子。 我喜欢吃胡萝卜。Ah，一个大胡萝卜。


Bird: I’m a bird.

鸟： 我是鸟。


Rabbit: Hi!

兔子： 喂!


Bird: Hi! What are you doing, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?

鸟： 喂! 什么这里做着， Rabbit小姐？ 我可以帮助您？


Rabbit: Yes, please.

兔子： 是，请。


Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing? What can I do for you?

青蛙： 我是青蛙。 你好! 您这里做着什么？ 我可以为您做什么？


Rabbit: Yes, come on!

兔子： 是，来吧!


Frog : Ok! I’m coming!

青蛙： 好! 我来拉!


Fox: Hello, Frog!

狐狸： 你好，青蛙!


Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

青蛙： 喂，狐狸。 噢，老虎! (跑掉)


Fox: Hello, Bird!

狐狸： 你好，鸟!


Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

鸟： 喂，狐狸。 噢，老虎! (跑掉)


Fox: Hello, Rabbit!

狐狸： 你好，兔子!


Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

兔子： 喂，狐狸。 噢，老虎! (跑掉)


Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. I’m very athletic.! They all run away!

狐狸： 老虎，现在，您看见。 我太强大了! 他们全都跑掉!

Tiger: Yes, you are right. I’m very sorry. That’s all right.you are the king.

老虎： 是，您正确。 我非常抱歉。这是对的，你是国王。


Fox: Wa! There is a big Carrot. Now, the Carrot belongs to me.
狐狸： Wa! 有一个大胡萝卜。 现在，胡萝卜属于我。

曹云金：感谢朋友们的掌声。
刘云天：恩。
曹云金：万事开头难。
刘云天：没错。
曹云金：第一个节目不好演。
刘云天：对。
曹云金：有一句话说得特别好。
刘云天：怎么说的？
曹云金：叫我不入地狱。
刘云天：谁入地狱。
曹云金：谁爱入谁入。
刘云天：啊。那你说它干吗？
曹云金：我就是郁闷啊。
刘云天：郁闷什么啊。
曹云金：嘻哈包袱的订票电话服务态度太差。
刘云天：还有这种事？
曹云金：我那天打电话采访了一下。
刘云天：说说。
曹云金：喂，是嘻哈包袱铺吗？
刘云天：还挺客气。
曹云金：是啊。还有票吗？没了。管送票吗？不管。还有下周三的票吗？你猜？
刘云天：啊。我上哪猜去啊我。
刘云天：我听完这句，我火噌一下就起来啦。
刘云天：你阁谁谁都急。
曹云金：我说你知道我起谁吗？
刘云天：谁啊。
曹云金：你知道我是谁吗？
刘云天：谁啊。
曹云金：我是高晓攀。
刘云天：说了实话了。
曹云金：再听那头，你知道我是谁吗？
刘云天：恩？
曹云金：我不知道啊。
刘云天：对啊。
曹云金：不知道？太好了。
刘云天：啊。这就挂了。这是不怎么地
曹云金：我就郁闷啦。
刘云天：你郁闷什么啊。
曹云金：你说什么是生活。
刘云天：生活你看就是工作吃饭睡觉，工作吃饭睡觉
曹云金：你就是一粗人。
刘云天：我很胖但我不粗。
曹云金：一个胖子竟敢说自己不是一个粗人。
刘云天：那你说什么是生活？
曹云金：生下来活下去。
刘云天：我的生活就很简单啊。
曹云金：是吗？
刘云天：你看在我的生活里只有两件事儿是不会的。
曹云金：那两样啊？
刘云天：这也不会那也不会。
曹云金：那就是都不会啊。
刘云天：这不是简单吗？
曹云金：那证明什么？
刘云天：证明什么？
曹云金：证明你傻。
刘云天：对，谁，谁呀。
曹云金：你。
刘云天：我不傻。
曹云金：你怎么不傻啦。
刘云天：我告诉你我现在天天晒太阳我把自己晒黑了就没人管我叫白痴了，我不傻。
曹云金：我就羡慕你这种傻呵呵的精神。

扩展资料
《成长的烦恼》表演者介绍
1、曹云金
原名曹金，1986年1月26日出生于天津，相声演员。2001年，曹云金经田立禾先生开蒙，在师从田立禾先生一年之后，只身来到了北京拜师郭德纲学习相声。
2007年3月14日，在张一元天桥茶馆作元宵作专场演出。5月2日，德云社曹云金劳动节专场演出。10月5日，张一元天桥茶馆国庆个人专场。
2010年5月8日，人民大会堂“郭德纲、于谦牵手十年“开幕演出。8月5日，德云社曹云金回馈观众个人专场。10月11日，曹云金参演的郭德纲导演并主演的电视剧《窦天宝传奇》播出。
2015年，曹云金接棒吴君如，补位东方卫视喜剧表演挑战类节目《欢乐喜剧人》，与沈腾、贾玲、宋小宝等人共同竞演，正式为《喜剧人》节目负责颜值担当。
2016年1月5日，由曹云金领衔的听云轩羊年封箱演出发布会在北京举行，宣布将于1月24日在北京保利剧院进行演出。参演的电影《恭喜发财之谈钱说爱》于2月19日上映。
2、刘云天
原名刘艺，1983年8月28日出生于天津市，中国内地相声演员，毕业于中国戏曲学院。
先后后师从孟凡贵、郭德纲等。2010年11月中旬与搭档曹云金共同离开德云社，在胜利剧场开始演出。2012年刘云天与曹云金在北京成立听云轩相声团队继续相声表演。
2012年1月22日，中央电视台龙年春晚相声《奋斗》。2月6日，在中央电视台元宵晚会表演相声《猜灯谜》。7月24日，出席时尚集团《时尚知道》栏目双频开播酒会。8月8日，担任亚洲偶像30年颁奖盛典颁奖嘉宾，为30年童星及亚洲30年偶像颁奖。
2012年9月参加中国第六届相声大赛获得最受观众喜爱奖，2014年，参加央视春晚，与曹云金合作表演相声《说你什么好》。
2015年8月30日，在北京海淀剧院参加常宝华从艺八十周年专场演出《沧海一生笑》，2017年，参加央视元宵晚会，与曹云金合作表演相声《生活大爆炸》。

The playbook is about conflict among Vikings.
Characters in Order of Appearance:
Narrator, Chieftain, Attendant, Young Girl

ACT 1.
Narrator: This play is “battle and peace”, a story about Viking who are greedy and play hard. This will show you the dark side of humanity. And it will show you the essence of humanity.
The Viking age began about 1200 years ago in the 8th century. They raid lands, stole treasure and took people as slaves. So it is no wander that it is a special period full of conquest and surrender, plunder and bondage, rapacity and hatred. And battle always appear accompanied with peace.
This is a horrible night with storm and thunder. It is very dangerous for sailing in this condition. There are two ships in on the sea. One is huge, another one is tiny. A few minutes, ahuge wave coming, it the tiny ship and it is about to sink.

Viking 1.(V1): Help! Help!
Viking 2.(V2): Oh, that ship will sink sailor, go down and help her!
Sailor: Ye.,( he is going down to help her!)
V1: Thank you a million.(VI said gratefully)
Sailor and V2: Don’t mention it. It is our responsibility.

ACT 2
Narrator: When V1 falls in a swoon, V2 finds a map about some treasure from her. He reads the map when she was in a faint. When she wakes up, he begins to ask her something.

V2: Why are you here?(very interestedly)
V1: I,…..just ….want to…want to hunt for something.( she is tongue-shy)
V1: Just something I have lost.(she thinks: maybe he can help me to get there. Can I tell him the truth? She is very indecisive)
V2: Oh, you know I have vessel, I can help you.
V1: Oh, thank you a million. You must be ORDIN. I know something, I can tell you.( she is very athrill)
V2: Really?
V1: Of course. (Then, V1 tell something to V2, he looks like know something)

ACT 3
Narrator: After that, they sail to England. Then come to a raid a rich family. They hold the swords on their hands.

Young Girl(Y): Who are you? What are you doing here? (she is very afraid.)
V1: Give us your treasure.
Y: What?
V2: Hurry up!
Y: We don’t have any treasures.
V1&V2: Don’t deceive us!
(the Viking turn over the things everywhere)
Y: Whaaaaaaaaa….What are you doing? Stop! Please stop doing that!
(The Viking still turn over the things. They become to crazy)
Y: Mum! Dad! Someone is robbing our treasure. Mum! Dad! Come on please! (the young girl is crying now)
Narrator: The young girl’s mum and dad are coming now, but one of the Viking killed them quickly.
Y: Oh, no! mummmmmmmmm…..dadddddddddddd. You bad robber wuuuuu….(the girl cried loudly)
V1: Shut up!
Y: you, you, you….(the girl fall in a swoon)
Narrator: Suddenly the girl wakes up but she hurt very terrible.
V1: Now, fetch the treasure for us, or die.
Narrator: Then the poor girl was reluctantly to do this because she cannot do anything.
A few minutes later, the girl takes the treasure to them. They eventually get the treasure. And they jump out of the skin.
V1: Oh, dear treasure, I eventually found you, now you belong to me, nobody can reave you from me.( she is very happy) HA-HA…
V2: No, you’re wrong, It belongs to me, you cannot get it without my help.( he is very angry)
V1: Without my clew you cannot find it at all. Of course it’s mine.
Narrator: They begin to fight, both of them consider it to be owned by self.

ACT4
Narrator: When they are fighting impetuously, the sun rise up from the horizon slowly. Everything is back to peace. Suddenly a piece of note falls with the rays of light from the clear sky. She picks it up and read it.
V1: It says” to conflict or be peaceable? It depends on yourselves; and if you do not hope the world to be destroyed, you must return the treasure in five minutes.” Maybe….we should not done so.( she says repentantly)
V2: What do you mean?
V1: You saved me from danger, but now I actually want to kill you to get the treasure alone. How ungrateful I am…!
V2: Maybe thewre is something wrong with us at the very beginning. Both of us are so greedy, Is there anything more precious than a devt of gratitude? It is wrong for us to fight treasure.
V1: And it is wrong for us to raid her family and kill her parents.
V2: It passed now, we must return the treasure as soon as possible. Hurry up!
Narrator: They return the treasure very quickly, far more quickly than raiding from her family.
They are carrying the treasure back to the cave without ant hesitation. Five minutes passed, everything go back to the past, the treasure, so do Vikings. They are smiling at each other happily. And the sun shine again.

如果都是男的,可以把Viking中的那个改成男的,小女孩也可以改成男孩
如果都是女的,可以吧Viking中的女生改成男生.
呵呵,希望对你有帮助.

ACT 1.
Narrator: This play is “battle and peace”, a story about Viking who are greedy and play hard. This will show you the dark side of humanity. And it will show you the essence of humanity.
The Viking age began about 1200 years ago in the 8th century. They raid lands, stole treasure and took people as slaves. So it is no wander that it is a special period full of conquest and surrender, plunder and bondage, rapacity and hatred. And battle always appear accompanied with peace.
This is a horrible night with storm and thunder. It is very dangerous for sailing in this condition. There are two ships in on the sea. One is huge, another one is tiny. A few minutes, ahuge wave coming, it the tiny ship and it is about to sink.

Viking 1.(V1): Help! Help!
Viking 2.(V2): Oh, that ship will sink sailor, go down and help her!
Sailor: Ye.,( he is going down to help her!)
V1: Thank you a million.(VI said gratefully)
Sailor and V2: Don’t mention it. It is our responsibility.

ACT 2
Narrator: When V1 falls in a swoon, V2 finds a map about some treasure from her. He reads the map when she was in a faint. When she wakes up, he begins to ask her something.

V2: Why are you here?(very interestedly)
V1: I,…..just ….want to…want to hunt for something.( she is tongue-shy)
V1: Just something I have lost.(she thinks: maybe he can help me to get there. Can I tell him the truth? She is very indecisive)
V2: Oh, you know I have vessel, I can help you.
V1: Oh, thank you a million. You must be ORDIN. I know something, I can tell you.( she is very athrill)
V2: Really?
V1: Of course. (Then, V1 tell something to V2, he looks like know something)

ACT 3
Narrator: After that, they sail to England. Then come to a raid a rich family. They hold the swords on their hands.

Young Girl(Y): Who are you? What are you doing here? (she is very afraid.)
V1: Give us your treasure.
Y: What?
V2: Hurry up!
Y: We don’t have any treasures.
V1&V2: Don’t deceive us!
(the Viking turn over the things everywhere)
Y: Whaaaaaaaaa….What are you doing? Stop! Please stop doing that!
(The Viking still turn over the things. They become to crazy)
Y: Mum! Dad! Someone is robbing our treasure. Mum! Dad! Come on please! (the young girl is crying now)
Narrator: The young girl’s mum and dad are coming now, but one of the Viking killed them quickly.
Y: Oh, no! mummmmmmmmm…..dadddddddddddd. You bad robber wuuuuu….(the girl cried loudly)
V1: Shut up!
Y: you, you, you….(the girl fall in a swoon)
Narrator: Suddenly the girl wakes up but she hurt very terrible.
V1: Now, fetch the treasure for us, or die.
Narrator: Then the poor girl was reluctantly to do this because she cannot do anything.
A few minutes later, the girl takes the treasure to them. They eventually get the treasure. And they jump out of the skin.
V1: Oh, dear treasure, I eventually found you, now you belong to me, nobody can reave you from me.( she is very happy) HA-HA…
V2: No, you’re wrong, It belongs to me, you cannot get it without my help.( he is very angry)
V1: Without my clew you cannot find it at all. Of course it’s mine.
Narrator: They begin to fight, both of them consider it to be owned by self.

ACT4
Narrator: When they are fighting impetuously, the sun rise up from the horizon slowly. Everything is back to peace. Suddenly a piece of note falls with the rays of light from the clear sky. She picks it up and read it.
V1: It says” to conflict or be peaceable? It depends on yourselves; and if you do not hope the world to be destroyed, you must return the treasure in five minutes.” Maybe….we should not done so.( she says repentantly)
V2: What do you mean?
V1: You saved me from danger, but now I actually want to kill you to get the treasure alone. How ungrateful I am…!
V2: Maybe thewre is something wrong with us at the very beginning. Both of us are so greedy, Is there anything more precious than a devt of gratitude? It is wrong for us to fight treasure.
V1: And it is wrong for us to raid her family and kill her parents.
V2: It passed now, we must return the treasure as soon as possible. Hurry up!
Narrator: They return the treasure very quickly, far more quickly than raiding from her family.
They are carrying the treasure back to the cave without ant hesitation. Five minutes passed, everything go back to the past, the treasure, so do Vikings. They are smiling at each other happily. And the sun shine again.

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