2到3分钟的英语三人对话笑话 最好是相声之类的
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't asleep," the man answered. "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed." "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car." 我没有睡着 当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了,他担心这个人会坐过站,就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他,说:“先生,醒醒!” “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。 “没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?” “我知道,我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。” "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong. 可怜的丈夫 “你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难,”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说,“她问我一个问题,然后自己回答了,过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。” The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms. When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?" "Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!" 可是老师哭了 六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点,可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭,就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。 约翰放学了,他奶奶在门口接他并问道:“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?” “哭?”约翰问,“不,我没哭,可老师哭了。” 更新时间:2004/10/25 请点击进入旺旺英语论坛,与百万会员讨论本文.淘金园版块有丰富资源共享 旺旺全新推出听力频道,大量英语资料,从初级到高级,免费自由听!(点这里前往) ▲单词闪电记忆 外语十大影响品牌 从发音到流畅沟通 6小时掌握学英语的秘诀 The mean man's party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?" 吝啬鬼请客 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开。” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?” “你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答
甲:相声是一门语言艺术。乙:对。 甲:相声演员讲究的是说学逗唱,这相声演员啊!最擅长说长笑话,短笑话,俏皮话,反正话。 乙:这是相声演员的基本功啊。甲:相声 演员啊,脑子得聪明。灵机一动马上通过嘴就要说出来。乙:对对对对 。
甲:嘴皮子也要利索 。乙:是啊。 甲:像您这个 。乙:我特别合适。 甲:什么合适啊,这嘴唇,像鞋低子似的! 乙:有那么厚嘴唇子吗?
甲:像你这嘴说相声不合适, 乙:谁不合适啊,告诉你,脑袋聪明 甲:是啊 乙:嘴皮子利落, 甲:你啊 乙:说什么都行!
甲:你别吹,我当着个位老师和同许我来考考你,咱们来一段反正话。 乙:什么叫做反正话呢? 甲:就是我说一句话,你把这句话翻过来再说一遍,能说上来就算你聪明!
相声介绍:
相声(Crosstalk),一种民间说唱曲艺。它以说、学、逗、唱为形式,突出其特点。著名相声演员有张寿臣、马三立、常宝堃、侯宝林、刘宝瑞、李伯祥。
高英培、马季、唐杰忠、李文华、侯耀文、石富宽、苏文茂、李金斗、冯巩、郭德纲、于谦、姜昆、岳云鹏、孙越、张云雷等。
Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.
"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?" he began.
The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him. He is listening though."
Just then a little boy piped up and asked, "What's his number?"
在电话中交谈 每个星期天牧师都会把孩子们叫到教堂前面,然后给他们讲一个故事。一天,他为了更好地阐述祈祷的含义,带来了一台电话机。
“你们和别人在电话里交谈,并没有看到电话线另一端的人,对吗?”他开始问道。孩子们点头称是。“好的,和上帝交谈就象通过电话交谈一样。他就在另一端,虽然你看不见他,但是他正在聆听你的心声。”
就在这时,一个小男孩尖着嗓子问道:“那他的电话号码是什么?”
2.Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父亲在哪儿?
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看,”哥哥说,“这些画多漂亮呀!”
“是啊,”弟弟说道,“可是在所有这些画中,只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”
哥哥想了会儿,然后解释道:“很明显,他当时正在画这些画呗。”
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