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岭东区及克回答:[答案] 我这有几个英语小笑话: 校园幽默四则 1. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The ...
关言17052429060问: 简短简短的英文笑话大全爆笑 - ?
岭东区及克回答: I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't
关言17052429060问: 英语小笑话简短 - ?
岭东区及克回答: Big Head “All the kids make fun of me.” the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head” “Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head . Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes” “Where's the shopping bag?” “I haven't got one,use your hat.
关言17052429060问: 英语笑话(要简短又笑的) - ?
岭东区及克回答: A teacher said to her class: "Who was the first man?" “George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly. "How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, smiling indulgently. "Because, " said ...
关言17052429060问: 简短的英语小笑话 - ?
岭东区及克回答: A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫:“你不能吃我?”The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why ...
关言17052429060问: 30字的英语笑话越短越好 - ?
岭东区及克回答:[答案] 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,...
关言17052429060问: 英语小笑话(很短的) - ?
岭东区及克回答: Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he...
关言17052429060问: 求一些英文的笑话(短的) - ?
岭东区及克回答: Joke:WomenA Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject ofWOMAN came up in their conversation.The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom.The Frenchman said,...
关言17052429060问: 英语幽默笑话大全 - ?
岭东区及克回答: 一、我是单身汉 Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."杰克...
关言17052429060问: 五个新颖简短的英语笑话 - ?
岭东区及克回答:[答案] 1.What gets larger,the more you take away?什么东西你拿走越多,反而越大? 2.What goes on four legs in the morning,on two at noon,and on three in the evening?什么走路开始用四条腿,后来用两条腿,最后用三条腿? 3.What do we get if we ...