英语短篇幽默小故事
语言幽默的小故事
语言幽默的小故事篇一 一匹马找到了一块丰美的草地，常到这里饱餐一顿。一头大水牛发现了这个秘密，经常趁马不注意的时候也跑来吃草。马发现后，觉得大水牛侵占了自己的地盘，想报复他，但自己又无能为力。于是就请人来帮忙。人说：“马啊，我也没有办法，除非给你套上辔头，我骑上你，...
幽默风趣的语文小故事
幽默风趣的语文小故事1:三只乌龟 某日，龟爸、龟妈、龟儿子三只乌龟，决议去郊游。带了一个山东大饼，和两罐海底鸡出发到阳明山去。苦爬十年，终於到了。席地而坐，卸下装备，准备进食。该死!没带开罐器!龟爸说:“龟儿子...回去拿!”龟妈说:“乖儿子...快!爸妈等你回来一...
特别幽默的小故事来两个
1、面对生命的态度 有位太太请了个油漆匠到家里粉刷墙壁。油漆匠一走进门，看到她的丈夫双目失明，顿时流露出怜悯的眼光。可是男主人一向开朗乐观，所以油漆匠在那里工作了几天，他们谈得很投机；油漆匠也从未提起男主人的缺憾。工作完毕，油漆匠取出帐单，那位太太发现比谈妥的价钱打了一个很大的折扣。...
趣味语文幽默小故事
1、爬灰的老秀才 从前有个老秀才，自命不凡，常说自己知天地，通鬼神，谁生个什么病，只要他写篇文章跟鬼神通融一下就会好的。他儿子是个货担郎，常年在外，这老混蛋就在家里爬灰。一日，他媳妇舂米用力过猛，把她的尴尬地方撞了一下，顿时红肿，疼痛难忍，她便要老秀才写篇文章通融通融，老秀才欣...
妙用语言的幽默故事
“好吧，彼德，你来讲个幽默故事 彼德说：“故事不长，却令人伤心至极：我把房间的钥匙忘在大厅了。” 从前有个秀才的儿子很笨，但那秀才很爱要面子，也很没钱。有一次秀才的亲戚要来他家拜访。于是秀才就教他的儿子说道：“客人来了，你说话要有规矩，要显得有学问，如果客人问起家门前的树就...
语言机智、幽默的小故事,短的
1、厨房的师父把红烧土豆里放多了酱油，于是看起来特别黑。一哥们过来打饭，瞅了半天，厨师说道：“哎，有什么大惊小怪，没见过非洲土豆吗？”2、一只老鼠在路边翻着垃圾，我揪起店里正在熟睡的花猫，使劲向老鼠扔去。猫和老鼠都愣住了，对视了不到一秒，各自扭头就跑。3、只有弱者才会在分手时...
幽默的儿童睡前故事三篇
我的小读者马上要说。 不对,小朋友,你们错了,从前有一段木头。 这段木头并不是什么贵重木头,就是柴堆里那种普通木头,扔进炉子和壁炉生火和取暖用的。 我也不知道是怎么回事,总之有一天,这段木头碰巧到了一位老木匠的铺子里,这位老木匠名叫安东尼奥,大伙儿却管他叫樱桃师傅,叫他樱桃师傅,因为他的鼻尖红得...
幽默童话故事300字
⑶ 童话故事大全300字 老鼠的美食 我是一只老鼠。一只肥头大耳一身灰的小老鼠。可别小看我,我可是一位地地道道的“美食家”。我尝遍了天下美食,还参加过首届“鼠国美食大会”,对吃,我可是有一套。 说起走上“美食家”这条路,还是托了人类的福。最近,人类对食品的监管越来越放松,以致于我可以轻松地进出各...
3个笑话适合小学生的笑话
3个笑话适合小学生的笑话如下：1、一只蚂蚁在路上看见一头大象，蚂蚁钻进土里，只有一只腿露在外面。同伴看见不解的问：为什么把腿露在外面，这只蚂蚁说，嘘，别出声，我绊他一跤。2、小华对小明说：我的爸爸特别勇敢，他每天晚上都能驱赶蚊子。小明觉得很厉害：你爸爸怎么做到的？小华得意地说：他把...
体现语言幽默风趣的古文小故事一篇
——宋·苏轼语明·王世贞次《调谑编》 瓦学士 诗人石曼卿(石延年字)性嗜酒,有李谪仙(太白)之奇才。曼卿举止放荡,善为谈谐 幽默之语。 有一次,石曼卿乘马游览报宁寺,牵马人一时失控,马惊走,曼卿不慎坠马落地。侍从 人员连忙把他搀起来扶上马鞍。行人见此,都聚拢来围观,都以为他一定会大发雷霆,把这 个...
竹溪县欣苏回答：[答案] Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, ＂What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?＂ ＂Well, my son,＂ his father replied...
赏炎15240445144问： 急需十篇英语的笑话或故事(短一点,简单一点!)好的再追加分! - ？
竹溪县欣苏回答：[答案] The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. ＂George,how did you like your new teacher?＂ asked his mother. ＂I didn't like her,Mother,because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were ...
赏炎15240445144问： 英语幽默故事200字求英语幽默故事20篇每篇200字到150字左右谢啦!(*^__^*)20篇!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - ？
竹溪县欣苏回答：[答案] A clerk who had to work overtime every day used to get back to his room very late at night and sometimes in the early hours of the morning. He was so tired when he got back that he would sit down on t...
赏炎15240445144问： 30字的英语笑话越短越好 - ？
竹溪县欣苏回答：[答案] 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,...
赏炎15240445144问： 英语幽默小短文不少于5分钟 - ？
竹溪县欣苏回答：[答案] Big Head “All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head” “Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes” “...
赏炎15240445144问： 英语幽默幽默小故事 - ？
竹溪县欣苏回答：[答案] 1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,＂School-Go Slow＂. 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:＂学校----...
赏炎15240445144问： 英文短文幽默故事 - ？
竹溪县欣苏回答：[答案] An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland.His only son was in prison.The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He wrote to his son about it,and received this reply,＂For ...
赏炎15240445144问： 英文幽默简短的故事 - ？
竹溪县欣苏回答：[答案] Second language A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush.She watched the cat,and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely,＂Woof,woof,woof!＂ The cat was so terrified that it ...
赏炎15240445144问： 短小幽默的英语小故事有哪些? - ？
竹溪县欣苏回答： 短小幽默的英语小故事1.Lady First 女士优先 A teacher asked her class: ＂Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?＂ Most of the children said: ＂Yes, it is all right!＂ And only one little boy said: ＂No, it is not correct. The lady ...
赏炎15240445144问： 英语幽默小故事 - ？
竹溪县欣苏回答： Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took...
