英语幽默小故事100篇
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如何用100字写出一个幽默又发人深省的故事?
过了许久，伊凡尼奇从楼上缓缓地走下来，望着奥楚蔑洛夫缓缓地问道：“是你将我的小猎狗带回来的？”奥楚蔑洛夫慌忙连声答应。伊凡尼奇挥了挥手，示意他坐下来，然后皮笑肉不笑地问：“你是怎样将我的狗带回来的？听说它咬了人？”“噢，说起来我就一肚子的气，这只小狗那么伶俐，可那个混蛋说这...
搞笑故事大全
美国蚊子冷笑两声：“哼！雕虫小技，不足挂齿！”于是他飞向两只青蛙，在他们之间来回了几次，回来时，两只青蛙的舌头结成了一个死结，他臭屁的说：“哼！在我老家，要这样子才能生存！”中国蚊子不屑的答道：“开玩笑！在我们老家，没见过这么差的技术！”英国及美国蚊子很不服气的说：“你以为你有...
励志幽默带动大家的小故事
一、 抉择 一个农民从洪水中救起了他的妻子，他的孩子却被淹死了。 事后，人们议论纷纷。有的说他做得对，因为孩子可以再生一个，妻子却不能死而复活。有的说他做错了，因为妻子可以另娶一个，孩子却不能死而复活。 我听了人们的议论，也感到疑惑难决： 如果只能救活一人，究竟应该救妻子呢，...
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1、16岁，她向他表白，他拒绝了，毕业后各奔东西。他们经历了不同的爱情。26岁时，人群中，他向她求婚。她问他，当初你为什么不答应。他说，我想成为你的归宿而不是初恋。现在我们才懂得什么是爱情。 2、婚礼上，“新郎，你有什么话对新娘说吗？”主婚人问。“首先，我要感谢你的爸妈，生了一...
哄女朋友睡前幽默小故事100字
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英语幽默小故事100字带翻译
" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？”...
磐石市抗栓回答：[答案] Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, ＂What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?＂ ＂Well, my son,＂ his father replied...
骆幸13398317930问： 100字的英语小幽默故事,带翻译! - ？
磐石市抗栓回答：[答案] I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,＂What happened?＂ ＂A kid bit me,＂ replied Ivan.＂Would you recognize him if you saw him again?＂ asked his mother.＂I'd know him any ...
骆幸13398317930问： 英语幽默小故事(带翻译的) - ？
磐石市抗栓回答： I'm Trying to Stop It＂Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?＂＂No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it.＂ “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它...
骆幸13398317930问： 短小幽默的英语小故事有哪些? - ？
磐石市抗栓回答： 短小幽默的英语小故事1.Lady First 女士优先 A teacher asked her class: ＂Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?＂ Most of the children said: ＂Yes, it is all right!＂ And only one little boy said: ＂No, it is not correct. The lady ...
骆幸13398317930问： 英语幽默故事200字求英语幽默故事20篇每篇200字到150字左右谢啦!(*^__^*)20篇!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - ？
磐石市抗栓回答：[答案] A clerk who had to work overtime every day used to get back to his room very late at night and sometimes in the early hours of the morning. He was so tired when he got back that he would sit down on t...
骆幸13398317930问： 简单的幽默英语小故事带翻译 - ？
磐石市抗栓回答： There is a ＂Magic Fountain＂ in the small mountain village, where there is an old legend, all the young men and women who drink ＂Magic Fountain＂ on New Year's Eve, will marry one of the most ugly in second years or marry one of the most ...
骆幸13398317930问： 英语幽默小故事 - ？
磐石市抗栓回答： Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took...
骆幸13398317930问： 一则英语小故事100词以内,带翻译,幽默或有寓意.单词最好简单一点 - ？
磐石市抗栓回答： 顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了 服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫! A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot! 一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上. “你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛...
骆幸13398317930问： 英文幽默故事小短文 - ？
磐石市抗栓回答： 、 New Discovery A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model ...
骆幸13398317930问： 英语幽默小故事中英文对照 - ？
磐石市抗栓回答：[答案] Plagiarism A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St.Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper.He summoned the student to his office.＂This isn't your work.＂ he said.＂Someone typed it for you ...
