英语幽默小故事1一2分钟
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幽默小故事50字
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措勤县今君回答： After reading an article entitled 'Cigarette Smoking and Your Health' I lit a cigarette to calm my nerves. I smoked with concentration and pleasure as I was sure that this would be my last cigarette. For a whole week I did not smoke at all and during this...
伏砌17035854126问： 求一个2 - 3分钟的英语有趣的小故事!急求!(不要复制的) - ？
措勤县今君回答： 一个中国学生在公交车和一位老外 不小心相撞.Student:I am sorry Guest:I am sorry too (two) Student:I am sorry three Guest:what are you sorry for (four) Student:I am sorry five.(laugh)
伏砌17035854126问： 求一个英语小故事 幽默点的 大概讲两分钟时间的 谢谢 - ？
措勤县今君回答： It was winter, and Mrs Miller wanted to do a lot of shopping She waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry for her what she had bought. They went to a lot of shops...
伏砌17035854126问： 急求英语幽默小故事1 - 2分钟有翻译 - ？
措勤县今君回答：[答案] Speeding A speeding motorist was waved down by a police patrol car.“I'm going to give you a ticket for speeding,” said the policeman,writing his note.“You've been driving over 60 miles per hour.” ...
伏砌17035854126问： 两分钟左右的幽默英语小故事 四年级学生能读的小故事 急急急？
措勤县今君回答： Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why ...
伏砌17035854126问： 有趣的英文小故事,一分钟左右, - ？
措勤县今君回答：[答案] 1. A girl's wish On the way home after watching a ballet performance,the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their ...
伏砌17035854126问： 英语幽默故事 - ？
措勤县今君回答： Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了. Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大? Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮…… ...
伏砌17035854126问： 一分钟英语小故事 幽默的,好的+分 - ？
措勤县今君回答： The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼的聚会 The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, ＂Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push ...
伏砌17035854126问： 幽默的英语小故事 - ？
措勤县今君回答： 1 The old cat 猫 An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse ...
