英语对话幽默2-3分钟
求笑话、2~3分钟的。
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求英语2人幽默对话~3分钟左右的~要搞笑点的···
小明:I am sorry!老外:I am sorry too!小明:I am sorry three!老外:What are you sorry for?小明:I am sorry five!二 A;How are you ?怎么是你,B:how old are you?怎么老是你?A:You don't bird me,I don't bird you.你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 B:You have seed I will give...
有没有英语简单易懂的幽默小对话?(2分钟的)
女:Actually I’d rather have the money.(不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱。)经典对话二:男:Can I have your name?(直译:我能有你的名字吗?)女:Why? Don’t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)经典对话三:男:I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a...
2人对话的幽默笑话
男:好 女:好 男:聊吗 女:不 男:为什么女:忙 男:忙什么女:玩 男:玩什么女:游戏 男:什么游戏女:好玩的 男:什么好玩的女:烦 男:烦就跟我聊女:滚 男:地不干净女:靠 男:给你肩膀女:找死啊 男:“死”在字典961页女:晕 男:我有止晕药女:我服了 男:服了药就...
六年级英语四人对话2—3分钟小故事幽默
1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说:“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。”2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她:“你是否怀孕了?”“是啊!”女佣回道。“亏你还说得出口,你还没有结婚...
英语幽默对话,2-3分钟左右的
幽默对话 1.Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.Psychiatrist: I'll deal with you later.Patient: Everyone keeps ignoring me.Psychiatrist: Next please!Mother: Mrs. Jokes next door has a new baby.Daughter: What will she do with her old one?Mother: You prayed for ...
对话式幽默笑话
对话式幽默笑话1 1、甲:最近在忙啥呢?乙:忙出国签证,去美国!甲:慌什么,慢慢办理嘛!乙:不行啊,媳妇快生了,得抓紧啊!甲:哦,明白了,在美国出生,让孩子属美国籍。乙:就是啊,咱不能成为美国人,也要努力争取成为美国人他爹啊!2、厨房里,徒弟跟着师父剥鹌鹑蛋,徒弟没一会就剥...
英语口语娱乐情景对话2分钟以上
A hey,guys why you look so bad?B well i have a stange and terrible dream last night.It is on my way home,when seeing a frozen lake,I thought that the ice must be thick enough to support me.Being so interested in skating,I couldn’t help going down and skating on the ...
微信聊天经典幽默对话
微信聊天经典幽默对话1 1、“你喜欢猫还是狗?”“猫”“喵~”2、“爱或者不爱,给我一个字的答复”“不爱”“一个字的答复好吗!重来”3、“我们来交换礼物好不好”“好啊”“嗯好现在开始我是你的你是我的”4、“同学打扰一下请问这道题怎么做”“不好意思我不会”“哦你不会啊那我...
英语幽默对话,二人的,初中水平,句子简短易懂,课前表演的……3分钟左...
经典对话一:男:Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?)女:Actually I’d rather have the money.(不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱。)经典对话二:男:Can I have your name?(直译:我能有你的名字吗?)女:Why? Don’t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了...
青岛市欣粒回答: Second language A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so ...
容饱13088601381问: 哪位有两个人的英语对话要幽默一点的有两三分钟长就行!如果是有新意一点的最好! - ?
青岛市欣粒回答:[答案] Tom kis Linda,then. Linda say:Oh,Tom,please do not! 1 minute later,Linda say:Oh,Tom,Pls do.. then,Oh,Tom,pls.. then,Oh,Tom... Then,Oh.
容饱13088601381问: 英语搞笑对话2到3分钟 - ?
青岛市欣粒回答: The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼的聚会 The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push ...
容饱13088601381问: 急求3分钟2人英语对话!最好有趣点非常急!要能说够三分钟的,不要太枯燥,好背一点的、2个人, - ?
青岛市欣粒回答:[答案] 两人小剧.是反应基本的卫生习惯的问题.不知你是否喜欢? 人物: Alex 和 Bob 地点:学生宿舍 Flushing the Toilet冲厕所 A: ... B: Ok. My number is... Then see you. A: Bye! http://www.nciku.com/conversation 这里有很多情景对话,而且中英文都有,旁...
容饱13088601381问: 急!求英语笑话带翻译的,三到五分钟,两个人对话的,初二水平,谢谢! - ?
青岛市欣粒回答:[答案] 1、周而复始 老王在树下休息,老李走过来对他说:“嗨,为什么不去上山砍柴?” 老王说:“砍柴干什么?” 老李说:... "Secretary li"'s smaller,climb quickly,afraid that I can't find it. 3、迟了 在地铁里,一位男子发现扒手正在掏他的钱包,便幽默...
容饱13088601381问: 求幽默的英语情景对话(3人),有附中文翻译的,3~5分钟左右. 符合的另加分要确实有笑点的~~ - ?
青岛市欣粒回答:[答案] 顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫!Diner:Watch out!Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter:Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上.“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,...
容饱13088601381问: 两人的英语笑话或小品[3 - 5分钟] - ?
青岛市欣粒回答:[答案] 1、一位中国留学生去到了美国,路上看见一起车祸.警察调查什么情况时,他答道:One car come one car go,two car pengpeng one car die. 2、还是这个留学生,一天他出了车祸掉下山崖,警察来营救:Hello,How are you?这小子一听,这还不简单...
容饱13088601381问: 急求能说两三分钟左右的英文幽默对话?
青岛市欣粒回答: Hi Tom, it is 12 PM now, can't you just be quiet? -I am playing a very interesting program. Would you like to join me? -Absolutely not. -If you play it, you will change your answer. -Come on Tom, it is midnight now, and we have classes to take ...
容饱13088601381问: 英语搞笑小对话(3分钟,两个人的)快~THANK~ - ?
青岛市欣粒回答:[答案] Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tell us,what's the biggest in the world?老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大?Peter:Well,well.eyelids.彼得:嗯……嗯...
容饱13088601381问: 英语幽默对话,大约三分钟 - ?
青岛市欣粒回答: who was the first man? 谁是世界上第一个男人 a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?” 一个老师问她的学生:“谁是世界上第一个男人” “george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly. 一个小男孩立刻大声说:“乔治.华盛...