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② 幽默故事(50字以内) 《王后的胸罩》 在古代英国,大法官非常仰慕王后美丽迷人的胸脯,但他知道猥亵王后的代价是死亡。他把自己的秘密告诉了亚瑟王的御医。御医答应帮他实现他的愿望,作为代价,大法官答应付给御医一千金币。 于是,御医配制了一种痒痒水。一天,趁王后洗澡时,把痒痒水抹在了王后的胸罩上。王后穿上...
文明幽默的小故事50字
那女工一看是列宁,就要退回去给让路。列宁阻止她说:“不必这样,你端着东西已走了半截,而我现在空手,请你先过去吧!”他把“请”字说得很响亮,很亲切。然后自己紧靠着墙,让女工上楼了,他才下楼。这不正是良好文明礼仪的体现么? 傣族象脚鼓的来源还有一个传奇的故事。相传在远古时候的勐遮地区...
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澄迈县卫复回答: The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?" "I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have ...
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澄迈县卫复回答:[答案] 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have ... “太太,我有三件事要对你说.第一,您的体重需要减少大约50磅;第二,如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红,您的美貌将...
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澄迈县卫复回答:[答案] Two Birds Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which? Student:I ... 老师为了让学生记住先思考后发言,告诉他们在说出重要事情之前先数到50,如果是特别重要的事情,要先数到100.第二天,...
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澄迈县卫复回答: I'm Trying to Stop It"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?""No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它...
居乳13620654838问: 英语幽默小故事 - ?
澄迈县卫复回答: Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took...
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澄迈县卫复回答: 20-yr old pretty,sexy and sensual girl went to see a psychiatrist.'Doctor,I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him Bastard.I feel that he's gone too far,and he deserves it.' 'Hmm?Such a word is strong and rude.But may be you have your own ...
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澄迈县卫复回答: Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了. Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大? Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮…… ...