简单易懂搞笑英语段子
英语3人搞笑对话短文,带翻译,7年级上册,少一点生单词。给外教老师听的...
三人搞笑短文-老师题材 Teacher: Tom, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?Tom: No sir, it’s the same dog.(The teacher is angry.At the same time,Frank coming.)Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?Don't you konw it's already 9:00...
求一篇英语脱口秀段子 短的 带翻译 跪求 给分
you are my sunshine 你是我的阳光 the other night dear,as i lay sleeping,亲爱的,一天晚上我正在躺着睡觉 i dreamt i held you in my arms,我梦见你在我的臂弯 when i awoke dear,i was mistaken,当我醒来的时候,我亲爱的.我发现我是错误的 and i hung my head and i cried!我垂下我...
求英语搞笑段子( 笑话、脱口秀 、独白 )越多越好 拜托了
What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge...
今天下午英语课上,要表演一下口语,求大神给个英语段子,带翻译
英语笑话之圣诞心愿 有个叫亚历山大的小男孩写信给圣诞老人：“亲爱的圣诞老人，去年我收到的是一个妹妹，而不是一辆赛车。也许，另一个想得到妹妹的男童却收到了赛车。我们把那个妹妹留了下来，但现在我仍然想要一辆赛车。”邻居的小男孩见亚历山大这样写，也赶紧给写了一封信：“亲爱的圣诞老人，去年您...
英语段子,一个段子要两三句话,带翻译!急!!!段子越多越好
In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.到头来，你活了多少岁不算什么，重要的是，你是如何度过这些岁月的。I lied when I said I didn’t like you. I lied when I said I didn’t care. I lie every time I try to tell my...
英语比较短的小段子
TheOldCatAnoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunsuickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewassoold.Onedaytheoldcatsawamouse;shejumpedandcaughtthemouse.Butshecouldnotbiteit;sothemousegotoutofhermouthandranaway,becausethecatcouldnotbiteit.Thentheoldwomanbecameveryangrybecausethecathadnot...
谁给几个经典的英语段子、
·I feel a need,a need for speed.（我感到了一种速度的需要。）·Who am i now?I`m very driven,very focused.（我到底是谁？我坚定不移，奋发图强。）·You can never be known for what you want to be known for ...People will know you for whatever they want to know you fo...
调侃英语四六级的段子
1.i问同学:四级过了没?同学说:过了，过了把瘾。。 。 。 。2.今天考完英语四级的感受:卷子的质量很好，拿到手以后和卖家图片上的一样，没有色差，手感很棒，拿在手上很舒服。监考老师的服务态度很好，考场也很舒适，朋友很满意，明年还会再来的 3.还有一个多月就要考英语四级了，为了提高英语...
英语内涵段子,带翻译
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000....
跪求一些可以模仿的英语的段子
可以从奥巴马的演讲里截一段，他的发音还可以。马丁的"我有一个梦想"也行 原声电影 飞屋环游记里小罗的 《海底总动员》Finding Nemo 原片的配音是威尔·史密斯，卡梅隆欧·迪亚兹等配音的，非常幽默！ 还有《星际宝贝》《公主日记》米亚与好友对话~经典电影里一般都会有比较经典的对白，挑一段你喜欢的...
杨凌区消咳回答： 1.——Do you know what is the longest word in the English language? ——“Smiles” ,because there is a mile between its frist and last letter. ——英语中最长的单词是什么,你知道吗? ——是“微笑”,因为英文中的“微笑”的头一个字母到最...
晏依18044342658问： 求英语小笑话,好笑,又易懂的,最好短点？
杨凌区消咳回答：1.高中时全校必须穿校服,有一复读的学生从来都不穿.管这方面的老师天天蹲在门口检查.一日,老师看到此同学没穿校服,问其为什么不穿.此同学大怒,曰:我妈又没死,为什么要穿孝服?2.一美术老师小有名气,某报上有较大篇幅报道...
晏依18044342658问： 求几个简单易懂的英语小笑话???？
杨凌区消咳回答： He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人. -- 他真是一个大人物.干什么的? -- 墓地守墓人. 某人...
晏依18044342658问： 易懂易记的英语笑话.？
杨凌区消咳回答： HOW ARE YOU ?怎么是你?HOW OLD ARE YOU?怎么老是你?
晏依18044342658问： 简单易懂的英语短笑话 - ？
杨凌区消咳回答： 小男孩养了一条狗叫Paddy. 男孩去度假,回来时狗死了.妈妈告诉他:Paddy 死了.小男孩没什么反应.晚上的时候他哭得很伤心,妈妈问他为什么哭,他说Paddy 死了.问他为什么以前没什么反应,他说他听成了Daddy 死了
晏依18044342658问： 求三篇简短易懂的英文幽默小笑话,课堂上要用,下半年我就是一名高二学生了 - ？
杨凌区消咳回答： 1.Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why are you ...
晏依18044342658问： 求两个英语小笑话(50个词左右,要浅显易懂的)万分感谢了 - ？
杨凌区消咳回答：[答案] 女猎手们点头,一起上前忙碌起来. Who is this man? 答:这是谁的男人? 全班大笑,老师无语. we two who and who! 译:咱俩谁跟谁啊! How are you?How old are you? 译:怎么是你?怎么老是你? YOU have seed i will give yousome color see ...
晏依18044342658问： 求一个简单易懂的英语笑话,100左右,我明天上课要用.谢谢 - ？
杨凌区消咳回答： 1、I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car,every seat was already occupied.The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his stop,he nudged him and said:＂Wake up,sir!＂＂I wasn't asleep,＂ ...
晏依18044342658问： 来几篇英文笑话(带翻译),简单易懂哦？
杨凌区消咳回答： Teacher: ＂Xiao Ming, you use 'really' is a word made a sentence.＂Xiao Ming: ＂The first draft of 'fruit', 'natural' and then soft drinks ...＂Teacher: ＂No, no, not the 'fruit' and 'natural' word apart!＂Xiao Ming: ＂Teacher Do not worry, I have not ...
