把下面一段话中翻英

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Did not you phone one night I did eat, think of the future had to leave, it was distraught. If I said I go, if I say that to disappear, if you still love me, be sure to retain me. So if I left, we have become a stranger, I do not have any illusion. Break must mention, if you can understand how good. If you can feel that the reasons for breaking up I said, not so important to you, if you still love me, please let me know. If passed it off, I must love you well, no deception, and others.

I prepared a video clip for all of you today,which is about the jokes made by the foreigners in learning chinese.

About my EnglishThe amount of.. My English level is not high, see English book in one sentence, I think of sleep. 26 letters I know but they together form a word, I don't know.Started from the primary school just contacted English up to now, I don't like english. So every time I English is not qualified it is very normal, pass the absolute. No other reason, just I am a young cynic, every time to see the English will think that the Eight-Power Allied forces to our motherland trampled. So every time I see English. Learn not to go in. I particularly patriotic, but when I read a novel all the time to see the foreign people are very friendly, for our country's people look down. So I also in they despise my way to despise them, also don't know is low self-esteem or pride. ( this sentence is true. )I have to say I see English would be dizziness, the above paragraph is also in my one word from Baidu search down, also don't know a fit lexical, but I try. Thank you. ( PS: the... I just in order to increase the sympathy, and answer questions you greatly levels unrelated. )( PS: I really had to learn English, but I really cannot read, so please do me a favor on greatly, the brackets outside sentence please give me a word does not leak translation... I can tell you.. But if I can hope for is a no leakage of translation, after all, is my real thoughts )

About my English
The amount of.. My English level is not high, see English book in one sentence, I think of sleep. 26 letters I know but they together form a word, I don't know.
Started from the primary school just contacted English up to now, I don't like english. So every time I English is not qualified it is very normal, pass the absolute. No other reason, just I am a young cynic, every time to see the English will think that the Eight-Power Allied forces to our motherland trampled. So every time I see English. Learn not to go in. I particularly patriotic, but when I read a novel all the time to see the foreign people are very friendly, for our country's people look down. So I also in they despise my way to despise them, also don't know is low self-esteem or pride. ( this sentence is true. )
I have to say I see English would be dizziness, the above paragraph is also in my one word from Baidu search down, also don't know a fit lexical, but I try. Thank you.

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