谁能帮我翻译一下

谁能用英语帮我翻译一下……谢谢……~

中文：您的东西已经修好了, 您明天就可以捞取走,给您带来不不便真的非常抱歉.
翻译：Your things have been repaired already .You can take it away tomorrow.I'm so sorry to cause the inconvenience.
(应该是对的吧，有问题再问我吧O(∩_∩)O）

一名男子开着一辆红色小轿车去国外旅行。一天，他下车去购物，当他返回时车顶已经塌了。
几个男孩告诉他是大象弄坏的，男子不相信，（于是）孩子们把他带到附近的马戏团。大象的主人告诉他：“很抱歉，我的大象有把又大又圆的红椅子，它以为你的车是它的椅子就坐上去了！”然后，大象的主人写了封信给这名男子，信中说他很抱歉并且愿意赔偿损失。
男子回到自己的国家，海关官员们不相信他说的话。他们说：“你在国外把自己的新车卖了，然后买了这部旧的吧！”直到男子把马戏团的人写的信给他们看，他们才相信了他。

long time ago, in an aboriginal tribe, an elder was killed. for some reasons, the killer was not found.in order to put an end to the case, the warchief told everyone it was **'s squire who did so.under pressure and the with life in danger, in the tribe at the middle of the night, 1* who just went out side, met a beautiful girl. they fall in love at the first sight, so the story began--
squire: master, master, ** has fled away!
warchief: what? got away? when? you useless fool! what are you looking at? go and find him!
squire1: the master know he didnt kill the elder, why he is still hunting him.
squire2: shut your crap, that will cost your life. go and find him!
"we have look into everywhere but he is just in here!"
没时间勒, 其他的等有空再帮你, 前面这个翻译完全是用软件翻译的,, 唉 错误连篇 呵呵

A long time ago, in aboriginal tribes, a elders were killed, but due to a variety of reasons, the murderer was not found. In order to give one tribe, that is the chief * squire. Under pressure and the life danger, 1 * in the middle of the night, just go soon, horde met a beautiful girl! They fall in love at first sight! This story happened --
Squire: the elders, the elders, * * fled away!
Tc: what, fled, when things! Waste, do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See what, also don't go looking for!
(they went out in search of * *),
Squire: emirates clearly know the elders were not him, why after him?
Squire: what you want, yao! The man is walking, catch!
In the lake (two squire rest you * * and found a beautiful girl together. They looked at each other and smiled a chorus of said 1)
"TaPoTieXie without looking at the cost, and don't."
(* * and the girl in the lake frolic, conveniently picking flower)
* * * * * * * see this: the female flowers, is in bud, like my love for you, although time, but my love for you is on the increase
I'll use life, to love you, though - although --
Female: although?
* * : no! I forgot to tell you, later.
(all of a sudden, a gust of wind blew the two attendants appeared before them, grabbed * * * * * * *, this woman was very f * * *, pull),
Female: you do that? Let him go, let him go!
(a squire a palm the female * * stun, when he wakes up mutters)
Female * * : this is how, why, why? Why? Why should that be? Why, why --!
(this tree essence moved at this girl),
The tree: the child, don't cry, you are to his original place, you have to walk east will find --
(with trees smiled, fallen)
* * female: trees, thank you, thank you!
At rest, chief (suddenly squire to report)
Squire: elders * * catch!
Tc: send to sunset!
(chief.
Tc: elders did you kill him?
* * : let me, let me go, I didn't kill, no!
Tc: why do you want to run? Why want to hide!
* * : I didn't. I have no! Really didn't!
Tc: not admit, bearer, tortured!
(it took years of hard work, when his son before female * *, saw beloved person will face death, the farther away, but the squire stopped. The executioner lift sword began firing, female * * a broke through the wall, just passing 18-wheeler pierced female * *, looked at the last side beloved person),
Female * * * : I can't be with you, I - I - I love you, I -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -
(lover die at the tent * * couldn't believe her eyes, with body strength ripped rope, kneeling on the ground |)
* * * * * * *, you: wake up, wake up. Don't leave me! Don't do not! Remember our time together? How beautiful is how romantic, but now you're leaving me, dear, why should it!
(* * * * * * * tightly embrace female nestled in the bosom, with a knife on the knife to meet up tong),
Female: * * *, I come! Wait for me! I really didn't kill! Didn't kill!
Surprise!) chief (
C: I wrong? Wrong? Really wrong!

**可以叫光伟，女**可以叫月馨

不理解...要翻译总得说个翻译方向吧？比如翻译成什么话的...

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