与老鼠对话(A)
我摇头:“鼠友有所不知,我现在很纠结,主要是妻女与我分居,和丈母一起。住的迩,只是有空吾去探女,也不知这样下去是何结果?”
鼠闻之愕然:“兄台是聪慧之人,为何犯此错误,走了大忌,用你们人言,刀不离案板,老婆不离汉子,从目前来看,兄的前景不容乐观,鼠弟目光短,难测兄果,但从现实估计兄之为人,为女可忍辱负重,不会丢弃爱女,但这样分居,与女成长不利,唉,兄之丈母,如是聪明人,却犯了忌,嫁出去的女儿如泼出去的水,为何不劝说完壁归赵,还与女一起生活月余,家务事,清官难断。”
我叹息:“其中之纠,与养子息息相关,养子年方二十,好吃懒做,现上高中,但学习无力,厌劳动,卑气不好,几次与我口舌相交,差大打出手,我一看努头不好,把他撵到大姨家,因她可收获养子妻与养子底保残疾补贴收入。我是有名无实。”
鼠抖抖须:“你的处境不好,遇人遇事不理想,妻与你因撵养子分开,害你独守空房,你的妻姐弟也不劝之,如外人。可见你妻家人之相形见拙,没法论断。”
我看看鼠说:“常云,一个巴掌拍不响,其因双方,主要还是,穷家夫妻百事哀,还是我无能。分居与穷关联。要想万事亨通,还需要努力改变。”
鼠眨一下眼说:“怎么说呢,劝兄还是沉默是金,宽大为怀,保重自己,为了女儿,一切都为轻。莫斤斤计较,忘掉不快,走出困惑之境,因人生之短,虽比我鼠长,但烦恼也多。为人不易,特别是男人,苦了兄,我祝兄台夫妻回心,全家团圆。”
脑筋急转弯 老鼠为什么会飞
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