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英语话剧《丑小鸭》剧本
The ugly duck



场景：夏天，绿树，青草，白栅栏。丑小鸭躲在模拟的蛋壳内，鸭妈妈在蛋壳前面做孵蛋的样子，另外4只鸭蛋围住鸭妈妈，趴在地上成圆弧状。

　　音乐：（有鸟叫，知了叫等）及舞台布景组合出一幅恬静、温暖的乡村夏日风光图。

画外音：It is a sunny and warm day. A mother duck lies in the stook, waiting for the birth of her children.（太阳暖烘烘的，鸭妈妈卧在稻草堆里，等她的孩子们出世。）

　　鸭妈妈：Well, my babies, come out quickly please. I’m tired.（伸懒腰）哎，我的孩子们，你们怎么还不出世呀，可把妈妈累坏了！
(音乐停)
鸭妈妈抚摸着鸭蛋.
画外音：Suddenly, an egg moves and come out a duck. It looks around the world and says:
突然，一只鸭蛋动了一下。小鸭1站了起来，看了一下周围的世界说：

小鸭1：Oh, what a beautiful world!“哦，多么美丽的世界啊！”
转过身来对妈妈说到：Hi, Mummy!

鸭妈妈：Hi, baby.

　画外音：Then, another three ducks come out from the eggs and run to their mother.
接着，另外3只小鸭从蛋壳里逐渐在妈妈的抚摸中钻出来，东张西望，看到妈妈后，惊喜地跑过去，喊道：

　　群鸭：Hi, mum! / Hi, Mummy!妈妈！妈妈！………
鸭妈妈：Oh, my sweet babies, you are so lovely.噢，我亲爱的孩子们，你们多可爱啊！
鸭妈妈和蔼地抚摸着各个鸭子，群鸭很欢快地围着鸭妈妈转，突然小鸭4走出来惊讶地指着大蛋，说到：
　　小鸭4：（指着大蛋）Mum, what’s this ? Why not crack? 咦，妈妈，这是谁？还不出来呀？

　　鸭妈妈：Don’t mention it, I spent too much time on it, but it still has no change.

　　别提了，妈妈在他身上花的功夫最多，可他硬是不见一点动静。

　画外音：After a long wait, finally they hear the cracks, that is the very crack of the last gentle one.
（突然，发出一声特别刺耳的破裂声，蛋裂开，丑小鸭慢慢伸伸懒腰钻出来，大家蹲在地上抬头仔细看着那只小鸭，先是非常惊奇，然后惊叫，4只小鸭倒地，鸭妈妈也非常失望地看着丑小鸭。）

丑小鸭：Hi, friends! Nice to meet you! Hi, Mommy, hi, mommy.


众小鸭惊异、两个两个交头接耳。

小鸭2：Wow, his feather is gray, it’s too rube!呀！他的毛是灰灰的，太土了。

小鸭3：Haha, His mouth is so big 瞧！她的嘴巴那么大

　　齐声：It’s just an “ugly ducking”! We don’t like stay with you.（他可真是一只“丑小鸭”。我们不想和你呆在一起）

　　鸭妈妈：Ah! Why is she so ugly? She shouldn’t come into this world! But she is still my baby, I can’t leave you. 哎，为什么她这么丑呢？她不应该来到这个世界上的，但是她还是我的孩子，我不会离开你的。

（鸭妈妈看着丑小鸭，摇头做无可奈何状。）
鸭妈妈一说完，群鸭便一个个跑到妈妈周围撒娇，说到：

小鸭4：Mum, I’m your lovely baby.妈妈，我是你可爱的孩子。
小鸭2：Mum, I’m your lovely baby. 妈妈，我是你可爱的孩子。
小鸭1、小鸭3: Mum, I’m your lovely baby, too. 妈妈，我也是你可爱的孩子。

　　鸭妈妈：OK, OK, my babies, you are all my good babies. Oh, are you hungry now?
好了，好了，孩子们，你们都是我的好孩子。哦，你们现在饿了吗？
小鸭(齐)：Yes, I’m hungry. 嗯，我饿了。
鸭妈妈：OK, OK, my children. I’m going to take some food for you. You can stay here and play games. Be good, OK?
那好，孩子们，我去给你们拿些食物来，你们可以呆在这玩游戏，要乖哦，好吗？
小鸭(齐)：OK, see you!好的，再见！
鸭妈妈：see you, babies! 孩子们，再见。

画外音： So the ducks play games together. The ugly duckling also wants to play with them.
所以鸭子们就一起玩游戏，丑小鸭也想和他们一起玩。
　　(播放的欢快音乐。小鸭们随着音乐玩游戏，并不时发出嬉笑声。丑小鸭也想和她们一起游戏。)
丑小鸭走到小鸭2身旁，小鸭2推开她，说：
小鸭2：Go away! You are too ugly! 走开，你太丑了！
丑小鸭又走到小鸭3身旁，小鸭3同样推开她，说
小鸭3：You can’t play with us. Go ahead!你不能跟我们玩，走开！


　　丑小鸭：I’m not beautiful, but I am lonely. I want to play with you.我长的不漂亮，但是我很孤单，我想跟你们一起玩。

小鸭4：No, you can’t. We don’t want an ugly duckling to spoil our fun. .不行。我们不想一只丑鸭子破坏我们的兴致。
群鸭：LE-AVE, leave，Let’s go! （LE-AVE，离开。我们走！）
群鸭离场。

丑小鸭：Dear mum, Life is unfair to me. I’m ugly . But it’s not my fault . Mum, I’m sorry , I have to leave you. Bye mum. （妈，生活对我太不公平了，长得丑，不是我的错啊！妈妈，对不起，我要离开你了！）
丑小鸭离场，鸭妈妈拿着篮子进场。
鸭妈妈：Oh, my children , come to eat some food.孩子们，来吃东西啦！
群鸭：I’m coming, I’m coming, I’m coming!我来了！
(鸭妈妈做出撒米粒的样子，小鸭们随着鸭妈妈的动作方向抢吃食物。)
鸭妈妈: But where is the ugly duckling?但是丑小鸭去哪了呢？
群鸭：Sorry, we let her away. She has gone.不好意思，我们让她离开，她已经走了。
鸭妈妈：Oh, my god! But whether she is beautiful or not, she is still your sister. Let’s go to find her.哦，天啦。但是不管她是否漂亮，她都是你的妹妹啊，让我们一起去把她找回来吧。
群鸭排成队列，跟在鸭妈妈后面。
鸭妈妈：My baby, where are you? My baby, where are you? 我的孩子，你在哪？

第二场: 丑小鸭流浪

场景：秋冬，黄叶，枯草。
音乐响起，丑小鸭蹒跚着进场。
画外音：Ugly duckling waddles and wades for a lonely time. She feels very thirsty and wants to drink some water. （丑小鸭钻出篱笆，离开了家。他很渴，想喝水。）
丑小鸭坐在地上做喝水状，突然来了一群小鸟。
音乐响起（班得瑞《寂静山林》），小鸟进场。

小鸟：It’s very hot today . Let me drink some water.(今天好热啊，我要喝点水。)
群鸟跳舞。突然，一只小鸟说到：

　　小鸟：Look, a dirty thing is over there . Let me go and have a look.（看，那边有个脏东西。我们去瞧瞧）

　　小鸟：Who are you?（惊讶地问）

　　丑小鸭：I’m …I’m …I’m a duckling.( 低着头，小声说。)

　　小鸟：Ha, ha, look at your feathers. So ugly!(小鸟拍拍自己身上的羽毛，作炫耀状。)

　　小鸟：Go away! Don’t make the water dirty.( 小鸟推开丑小鸭，在池塘里快乐地洗羽毛，然后飞走。)

　　（“啪啪”两声枪响，丑小鸭惊叫了起来，猎狗出场。）

　　猎狗：Oh, what a dirty thing is in my way! Go away!（猎狗向丑小鸭冲过来，撞了她一下。）

　　猎狗：Ha, ha! Good luck! A duck! My tasty food!

　　丑小鸭：Oh, don’t touch me…(小鸭惊慌失措，没命地奔跑。)

　　音乐、布景构成—幅天寒地冻的湖边严冬图。（丑小鸭在湖面上不停地划动，最后趴在冰上冻僵了。）

　　画外音：Winter comes. The water becomes ice. It’s really very cold. There is no one outside. Ugly duckling slips on the ice. She feels very cold and lonely. How she wishes someone could help her! At last She could not move any more.

　　丑小鸭：Oh, I’m frozen. ( 晕倒在舞台上)

　　农夫：Well, poor duckling. Let me save you!（在丑小鸭身上摸了模）哎，可怜的小东西，还有救！（拾走“鸭子”）

第三场丑小鸭变天鹅

场景：春天，绿树，花草，音乐。构成一幅湖边春光图。

　　画外音：Spring comes, the flowers are blooming. Ugly duckling fly to the lake, he sees some beautiful white swans over there. They have white feather and slender necks. Ugly ducking wants to play with them.（春天来了，花开了，丑小鸭扑扑翅膀，向湖边飞去。。看见湖面上有几只美丽的白天鹅，雪白的羽毛，长长的脖子，美丽极了。他多想和他们一起玩啊！）

　　丑小鸭：Ah! Beautiful birds, your feather is so white, your necks is so slender, your posture is so nice, you are most dignity bird in the world! （啊！美丽的大鸟，你们的羽毛是那样洁白，你们的脖子是那样修长，你们的体态是那样优美，你们是世界上最高贵的鸟儿。）

　　天鹅1：Hello, my lovely friend, come and play with us!（可爱的小客人，快来和我们一起玩吧！）

　　众天鹅：Come on! Come on!(快来呀！来吧！)

　　丑小鸭：You are so warm-hearted! But, don’t you feel me ugly?(你们真是太好了！可是，你们不觉得我很丑吗？)

　　天鹅2：No, you are a pretty swan!(你是一只漂亮的白天鹅呀！)

　　众天鹅：Look at yourself! 快看看自己吧！

　　丑小鸭：（飞到湖边，对着湖面左顾右看）Oh, my god! Is this me ?I’m no longer an ugly duckling, I am a petty swan!啊，上帝！这难道是我的影子吗？原来我不是丑小鸭，而是一只漂亮的天鹅啦！

　　（天鹅舞曲响起，4大天鹅和小天鹅共同起舞，跳出丑小鸭长成天鹅后的幸福快乐。）

　　画外音：It is no matter to be born in a duckery if you are a swan egg. You ought to be the beautiful swan one day.（只要你是一只天鹅蛋，就是生在养鸭场也没什么关系；总有一天会变成一只美丽的天鹅。）

场景音乐：
（1） 班得瑞《寂静山林》
（2） 肖邦《小夜曲》
（3） 儿童《天鹅舞曲》

参考:
A; Hey. guys , where are we now? I guess we have got lost in this city!!
B: Yeah , I think so too. this is not our destination.
C:Lets look up the map... uhm.... the place we stay is ,....(looking the map).
D: oh. come on, this is the first time we come here. my mum must be very nevers if she konws i get lost in Hangzhou!
B;Dont worry . boy. behave like a man!
A:lets make a telephone to my friend who ilves in Hangzhou for years. (finding the phone) Oh my god! i lost my packet in the bus! what can I do now!?
B: calm down ,boy. tell me the detial about this.
A: I put my packet behind me when I am sit in the bus . and i must forget to get it back!
C: Do you remember the number of that bus?
A:No....(sad)
D: I remember ! that is ******
C; Oh thanks godness!!
B: lets go to the police station over there..

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《Friends》剧本（第一季）106 The One With the Butt

106 The One With the Butt
[Scene: A Theater, the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start.]
Rachel: (reading the program) Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture! This is so exciting!
Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom...
Phoebe: The exclamation point in the title scares me. (Gesturing) Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud!
(The lights dim.)
Ross: Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen.
(The lights go up on the stage, Joey, as Freud, is talking to a female patient.)
Joey: Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)
All you want is a dingle,
What you envy's a schwang,
A thing through which you can tinkle,
Or play with, or simply let hang...
Opening Credits
[Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding. As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.]
Rachel: God. I feel violated.
Monica: Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?
Chandler: (staring at a woman across the room) Ross, ten o'clock.
Ross: Is it? Feels like two.
Chandler: No, ten o'clock.
Ross: What?
Chandler: (sighs and gestures to explain) There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!
Ross: Oh. Hel-lo!
Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.
Chandler: Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!
Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.
Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years.
Chandler: Thank you, buddy.
Phoebe: Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys.
Monica: You could do that!
Chandler: Y'think?
All: Yeah!
Chandler: Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this... I'm very very aware of my tongue...
Ross: C'mon! C'mon!
Chandler: Here goes. (He walks over to her but just stands there.)
Aurora: ...Yes?
Chandler: Hi.... um... okay, next word... would be... Chandler! Chandler is my name, and, uh...(He clears his throat noisily)...hi.
Aurora: Yes, you said that.
Chandler: Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh... would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight. (He walks back to the others but she calls him back.)
Aurora: Chandler?
(Joey enters from behind a curtain. The others all talk at once.)
All: Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!
Joey: Whadja think?
(Pause)
All: ...Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!
Joey: C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head.
All: (admitting) Saw your head. Saw your head.
Chandler: (running back) She said yes!! She said yes!! (To Joey) Awful play, man. Whoah. (To All) Her name's Aurora, and she's Italian, and she pronounces my name 'Chand-lrr'. 'Chand-lrr'. I think I like it better that way. (To Joey) Oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you. (He fishes a card out of his pocket.)
Rachel: What is it?
Joey: The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency. Wow, an agency left me its card! Maybe they wanna sign me!
Phoebe: Based on this play? ...Based on this play!
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.]
Chandler: Hey, kids.
All: Hey.
Phoebe: (reading Monica's palm) No, 'cause this line is passion, and this is... just a line.
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?
Chandler: It was unbelievable. I-I've never met anyone like her. She's had the most amazing life! She was in the Israeli army...
(A flashback of Aurora and Chandler on their date in Central Perk is denoted by italics.)
Aurora: ...Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block. So, we made it to the border, but just barely, and I- ...I've been talking about myself all night long, I'm sorry. What about you? Tell me one of your stories.
Chandler: Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it.
Chandler: We talked 'til like two. It was this perfect evening... more or less.
Aurora: ...All of a sudden we realised we were in Yammon.
Chandler: Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we' is?
Aurora: 'We' would be me and Rick.
Joey: Who's Rick?
Chandler: Who's Rick?
Aurora: My husband.
All: Ooooohhh.
Chandler: Oh, so you're divorced?
Aurora: No.
Chandler: Oh, I'm sorry, then you're widowed?...Hopefully?
Aurora: No, I'm still married.
Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?
Aurora: Don't worry. I imagine he'd be okay with you because really, he's okay with Ethan.
Chandler: Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan?
Aurora: Mmmm... Ethan is my... boyfriend.
All: What?!
Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?
Aurora: I suppose mainly sexual.
Chandler: ...Hm.
Monica: Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out.
Chandler: What 'not work out'? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. Didn't you listen to the story?
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?
Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff: all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy?
Ross: No, of course not! (Thinks) ...Yeah, yeah, it is.
Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
Joey: I couldn't do it.
Monica: Good for you, Joey.
Joey: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is.
Ross: Well, y'know, monogamy can be a, uh, tricky concept. I mean, anthropologically speaking-
(They all pretend to fall asleep.)
Ross: Fine. Fine, alright, now you'll never know.
Monica: We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!
All: Yeah! C'mon!
Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-
(They all fall asleep again.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter.]
Rachel: Tah-daaah!
Chandler: Are we greeting each other this way now? 'Cause I like that.
Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.
Ross: Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.
Rachel: Well, whaddya think?
All: Very clean! It looks great! Terrific!
Monica: ...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.
All: Uh-oh...
Monica: How-how did that happen?
Rachel: I dunno.. I-I thought it looked better there. And I- and also, it's an extra seat around the coffee table.
Monica: Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.. but y'know what? Just for fun, let's see what it looked like in the old spot. (She moves it.) Alright, just to compare. Let's see. Well, it looks good there too. Let's just leave it there for a while.
Phoebe: (to Rachel) I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.
Chandler: Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out.
Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Phoebe: Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember when I lived with you? You were like, a little, y'know, (psycho) Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!
Monica: That is so unfair!
Ross: Oh c'mon! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!
Monica: Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organised. But hey, I can be a kook.
Ross: Alright, you madcap gal. Try to imagine this. The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.
Monica: Why not?
Ross: Because you're a kook! Instead you wait until they send you a notice.
Monica: I could do that.
Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.
Monica: Why would someone do that?! ...One might wonder.
Chandler: Someone's left a glass on the coffee table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day. Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood...
Monica: STOP IT!! ...Oh my God. It's true! Who am I?
Ross: Monica? You're Mom.
(Monica gasps.)
Phoebe: Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!
(Joey enters and he's on the phone.)
Joey: (on phone) Uh huh.. uh huh... oh my God! Okay! Okay, I'll be there! (He hangs up and to all.) That was my agent. (He tosses and catches the phone.) My agent has just gotten me a job...in the new Al Pacino movie!
All: Oh my God! Whoah!
Monica: Well, what's the part?
Joey: Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy's the reason I became an actor! "I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!"
Phoebe: Seriously, what-what's the part?
Joey: "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"
Ross: C'mon, seriously, Joey, what's the part?
Joey: ...I'm his (mumbles)
Rachel: ..You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?
Joey: ...I'm his butt double. 'Kay? I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt.
Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God.
Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!
Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's... y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into showbusiness.
Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me!
Ross: You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
Commercial Break
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Monica is getting the door.]
Monica: Alright, alright, alright...
(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)
Joey: Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer.
Monica: For what?
Joey: Whaddya think? Today's the big day!
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Joey: Thank you! (He goes into the bathroom.)
(Chandler enters with the phone.)
Chandler: Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.
Monica: He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!
Chandler: C'mon, we're roommates! (He goes into the bathroom, screams, and runs back out.) My eyes!! My eyes!!
Monica: I warned you...
(Rachel enters from her room.)
Rachel: Who is being loud?
Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.
Monica: Oh, you got the whole night, huh?
Chandler: Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know.. (He starts to raid the fridge.)
Rachel: Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
Monica: Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...But I'm not gonna do that.
(She opens the door and he leaves.)
[Scene: A Film Set, Joey is entering for his scene.]
Director: (on phone)...Dammit, hire the girl! (He hangs up the phone.) Okay, everybody ready?
Joey: Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity.
Director: Lose the robe.
Joey: Me?
Director: That would work.
Joey: Right. Okay. Losing the robe. (He takes off the robe.) And the robe is lost.
Director: Okay, everybody, we'd like to get this in one take, please. Let's roll it.. water's working (The shower starts).. and... action.
(Joey starts to the shower with a grim, determined look on his face.)
Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?
Joey: Well, I'm- I'm showering.
Director: No, that was clenching.
Joey: Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know? I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing... I think his butt would be angry here.
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... water working... and action....and cut. What was that?
Joey: I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask...
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room.]
Chandler: God, I love these fingers...
Aurora: Thank you.
Chandler: No, actually I meant my fingers. Look at 'em, look at how happy they are.
Aurora: (moves Chandler's arm and look at his watch.) Oh my God, I'm late. (She starts to get up.)
Chandler: Oh no nonononononnononono, don't go.. (He kisses her and pulls her back down.)
Aurora: Okay.
Chandler: Don't go.
Aurora: Okay. Oh no, I have to.
Chandler: (to himself) Too bad, she's leaving.
Aurora: (getting up and dressing) I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me.
Chandler: Well, I thought- I thought you talked to Rick.
Aurora: It's not Rick.
Chandler: What, Ethan? He got to spend the whole day with you!
Aurora: No, it's-it's Andrew.
Chandler: I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the following question, but- And Andrew is?
Aurora: He's... new.
Chandler: Oh, so what you're saying is you're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself?
Aurora: No, that's not exactly what I was..
Chandler: Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us.
Aurora: So what do you want?
Chandler: You.
Aurora: You have me!
Chandler: Nono, just you.
Aurora: Whaddyou mean?
Chandler: Lose the other guys.
Aurora: ...Like, ...all of them?
Chandler: C'mon, we're great together, why not?
Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love, without feeling obligated to one another... and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too.
Chandler: ...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!' But there's this other guy. Actually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device... And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'
Aurora: So... which one of the two guys will you listen to?
Chandler: I don't know, I-I have to listen to both of them, they don't exactly let each other finish...
Aurora: Which one?
Chandler: ...The second guy.
Aurora: (gets up to leave) Well, call me if you change your mind.
(She kisses him, he holds her, and kisses her passionately.)
Chandler: Sorry, the first guy runs the lips.
(She leaves, Chandler sighs, and falls back on his bed.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to comfort Chandler. Joey is absent.]
Ross: Look at it this way: you dumped her. Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy, and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable... Tell me why you did this again?
(Joey enters.)
All: Hey!
Monica: Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?
Joey: Nope.
Ross: No? What happened, big guy?
Chandler: (to Ross) "Big guy?"
Ross: It felt like a 'big guy' moment.
Joey: I got fired.
All: Oh!
Joey: Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...
Rachel: Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell.
Joey: My mom will.
Chandler: Something so sweet and...disturbing about that.
Joey: Y'know, I've done nothing but crappy plays for six years. And I finally get my shot, and I blow it!
Monica: Maybe this wasn't your shot.
Ross: Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?
Joey: Hard to tell, I was naked.
Phoebe: No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.
Joey: Yeah? That's so nice! (They hug.)
(Ross and Chandler look at each other and hug as well.)
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
All: Night.
Rachel: Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?
Monica: (determined) Uh-huh!
Rachel: Really? Just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner?
Monica: Doesn't matter, I'll get 'em tomorrow. Or not. Whenever. (He goes to her room.)
Ross: She is a kook.
Closing Credits
[Scene: Monica's Bedroom, she's lying in bed wide awake.]
Monica: (hums for a while, then gives up, and in her head) If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes. No. Don't do this. This is stupid! I don't have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...But then everyone will know. Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back! ...I need help! (She buries her head in her pillow.)
End

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