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我的研究进展如果蜗牛一般缓慢，这些粗糙的仪器，根本不能使我读取到任何东西。但是那里肯定有某种东西：在土与火之间，在水与气之间。我看不到，但是我感觉得到。就像缺乏本体的影子，也揭露了本体的形状。

那就是最后的元素，虚无。他使得其余的东西具有意义，就如同数字的世界因为有0的存在而有意义一样。

She gets on the bed, caresses her husband's chest, says: "Do you know why I let you turn off the light?"
"I don't know, maybe you want to give me a surprise."
"Yes, you are right, I want to tell you that I am black actually."
"What? What are you talking about?"
"You hear me right, although my skin is brown, makes you think that I'm latin or asian, but I am indeed a black."
"eh, I don't know what to say, give me a second."
"You just said that you want to marry me, I want to know you were perfunctory or you meant it."
silence, dead silence.
"Let's get a divorce."

你要哪种语言的翻译？？？英语？日语？法语？？
英语：
I like watching TV very much.In my opinion, there are a lot of advantages on watching TV:
1.watching TV can ease ourselves emotions and resolve stress.
2.watching TV can let me know many things which including some major events happened every day at home and abroad.
3.Television is a very good communications tool from which we can get a lot of useful information.

日语

私はテレビを见て楽しむ。私の意见では、有利な点がたくさんあるテレビを见て：
1 、テレビ、彼らの感情を和らげることができるのを见てストレスを解消。
2 、テレビを见ることができることをたくさんお知らせください。国内でも国外での主要なイベントの数を含め、毎日起こる。
3 、テレビはとても良いコミュニケーションツールは、上记のテレビの多くは有用な情报になることができるからです。

法语
Je suis très plaisir à regarder la télévision. Regarder la télévision, à mon avis, il ya beaucoup d'avantages:
1, de regarder la télévision peut faciliter leurs émotions, de résoudre le stress.
2, regarder la télévision peut être beaucoup de choses faites le moi savoir. Y compris à la maison et à l'étranger un certain nombre de grands événements se produisent tous les jours.
3, de la télévision est un très bon outil de communication, de la ci-dessus peut être un lot de la télévision pour leur information.

I like watching TV very much.I think there are many advantages to watching TV. Firstly,watching TV can relax you and reduce your pressure. Secondly, it gives me much knowledge including some domestic affairs happen everyday.thirdly, it is a good tool to spread. you can acquire much information benefit you.

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