妙语短篇A1里的第3,4,5篇翻译

求《妙语短篇A1》的第2，4，5篇翻译~

2. 休假
汤姆讨厌上学，总是找借口不去上学。
如果他打喷嚏，他就叫他妈妈写个纸条说他感冒了。
如果他头痛，他就叫他妈妈在上课时间带他去看病。
他呆在家里的时间比在学校的时间要多。
在他的确去上学的日子里，他就找借口早点回家。
一天早上他上了一半课就从学校回来了。
他爸爸很惊讶。
“你回来很早，”他爸爸问，“今天学校放学了吗？”
“没有，爸爸，”汤姆说，“还没放学。我提前回来了。”
“你怎么会提前回来了？”爸爸问，“你对老师说什么了？”
“我告诉她我有了一个小弟弟，我得回家帮你。”
“但是你妈妈生了一对双胞胎，”爸爸说，“一个男孩，一个女孩。你有一个小弟弟和一个小妹妹。”
“是的，我知道，爸爸，”汤姆说，“我要等下个星期再说我有个小妹妹了。”

4.快速服务
一个人把一双鞋子拿到一家鞋店，并对修鞋匠说，“请帮我修这双鞋子。”
“当然可以，先生，”鞋匠说。
“什么时候能修好？”那个人问。
“我有点忙，但到星期四我会修好鞋子的。”他说。
“很好，”那人说，并离开了那家店。
第二天早上，他收到一封信，提供他一份在国外的工作。24小时内，他登上飞机去接受那份新工作。
二十年过去了，他回到了故乡。
他记起了那双鞋。
“那是一双好鞋，”他想，“我想知道鞋匠是否还在那儿，是否还有那双鞋。我要去看看。”
他很高兴看到鞋匠还在那家店里，虽然他已很老了。
“早上好，”他对鞋匠说，“二十年前，我拿了一双鞋子来修。你记得还有那双鞋吗？”
“名字？”老鞋匠问。
“史密斯，”那人回答。
“我去瞧瞧，或许在后面呢。”
鞋匠回到店的后面去，几分钟后又回来了，手里提着那双鞋子，“在这呢，”他说，“一双棕色的鞋子要修。我有点忙，但可以到星期四把鞋子修好。”

5.偷伞的人

一天，杰克的妻子正在清扫壁橱。
“看这些雨伞，”杰克的妻子对他说，“这里有八把伞而且都坏了。”
“我会把它们带到雨伞店去修，”杰克说，“他们还那么新，丢掉多可惜。”
杰克把八把伞带到雨伞店里然后把它们留在那里。“它们明天就能修好，”店员说。
晚上他像往常一样坐公共汽车从办公室回家。他坐在一个老女人旁边。她的旁边有一把伞。
当公共汽车到站时，他捡起她的伞然后站了起来。
“哎！”那个女人说。“那是我的伞。”
“实在对不起，”杰克说，把雨伞递给她。“我没有多想。请原谅我。”
第二天他从雨伞店取回雨伞然后坐上了车。
当他坐下时，一个声音从他身后响起：“你今天很成功啊！”
他转过身看到了那个昨天拿伞的那个女人。

一定要选我哦！

第12篇翻译：小提琴课程
“爸爸，我可以学习小提琴吗？”年轻的萨拉问她的父亲。她从请求父亲学很多课程，并且她的父亲并不是很满意。
“你花费了我很多金钱，萨拉。”他说，：首先你想学会骑马然后跳舞，然后游泳，现在是小提琴。”
“我会每天去练习它的，爸爸”萨拉说，：我将尝试并会很努力的。”
“好。”她的父亲说，“这是什么我将做，我将使用为了你能有训练六个星期。在六个星期后你必须为我演奏，如果你演奏的很好，你将可以学习很多课程，如果你演奏的很糟，我将会停止你所有的课程。”
“行，爸爸。”萨拉说，“这很公平。”
他很快找到了一位很好的小提琴老师，并且萨拉很快开始了她的课程，这个老师的学费很昂贵，但是她的父亲很遵守诺言。
六个星期很快过去了，到了萨拉为父亲演奏的时刻。
她走到客厅说：“我该开始为您演奏了，爸爸”
“好，萨拉。”她父亲说，“开始吧！”
她开始演奏，他演奏的很糟糕，她制造出了恐怖的音乐。
她父亲有个朋友。他的朋友用手捂住自己的耳朵。
当萨拉完成了演奏，她父亲说：“做得好，萨拉，你可以学习更多的课程。”
萨拉愉快地跑出屋子。她父亲的朋友转身对他说：“你花费了很多金钱，但是她任然演奏的很糟糕。”他说。

第13篇翻译：
不是很愚蠢

两个男人乘坐一架飞机坐在一起。他们进行一次很长的旅行。
一个男人是老师。另一个是农民。
他们沉默地坐了一会，农民说：“让我们做点什么来消磨时间吧。”
“你想做什么？”老师问道。
“我们可以彼此问对方谜语，”农民回答，“从你开始。”
“让我们先来定规则吧，”老师说，“让我们玩这个游戏更有乐趣。我们玩带钱的。如果我们不知道谜语答案，我们要付一美元。”
农民思考了一会，他说，“那不公平。你是一名老师，是受过教育的。你知道的比我多。我只是个农民。”
“这也对，”教师说。“那你认为我们应该怎么做？”“如果你不知道谜语的答案，你得给我100美元。如果我不知道谜语答案，我给你50美元。”
老师想了想，然后他说：“好的。这很公平。谁先来？”
“我先来。”农民说道。“这是我的谜语。什么东西走路时三条腿，而飞的时候两条腿呢？”
老师重复了下谜语，“什么东西走路时三条腿，而飞的时候两条腿呢？恩，真是个好问题。我恐怕我不知道答案。”
他给了农民100美元，然后说，“告诉我答案。什么东西走路时三条腿，而飞的时候两条腿？”“我不知道，”农民回答道，然后给了老师50美元。


第14篇翻译：
No Elephants

Jill Jones got a new job in a different part of the city . She had to go to work every day by train .

There was only one other person in the train with her . This was a well - dressed man reading a newspaper .

Suddenly , about halfway through the journey , the man began tearing his newspaper into hundreds of small pieces . Then he picked them up , opened the window and threw them all out .

This done , he sat down , closed his eyes , and slept for the rest of the journey .

The next day , Jill Jones got into the same train . The same welldressed man was there , reading a newspaper .

As before , about halfway through the journey , the man began tearing his newspaper into hundreds of small pieces . Then he picked the pieces up , opened the window and threw them all out .

This done , he sat down , closed his eyes , and slept for the rest of the journey .

This happened every day for a week .

At last , on Friday , Jill Jones spoke to the man .

" Excuse me , sir , " she said , " I don't want to be rude , but I must ask you a question . When we are halfway through our journey , you tear your newspaper into hundreds of pieces and then throw them all out of the window . Please tell me , sir . Why do you do this ?"

The well - dressed man smiled . " There's a simple reason , " he said . " I like to sleep for part of the journey , but I cannot sleep if the t rain is full of elephants . So I throw the pieces of paper out to the elephants . It stops them from coming into the train . "

" But there aren't any elephants in the train , " Jill Jones said .

" I know , " the man said . " It works well , doesn't It ?"
吉儿琼斯在城市的一个与众不同的地段有了一个新的工作，她必须每天坐火车去上班。
在火车中只有两个人,她及一个穿着很好的男人看一份报纸。

经过旅程的一半，突然男人开始将他的报纸撕得粉碎。
做完之后，他坐了下来,闭上了他的眼睛,剩下的旅程他一直在睡觉。第二天，吉儿琼斯进入了相同的火车。 还是那个穿着良好的男人在坐那里 ,看一份报纸。

经过旅程的一半，男人开始将他的报纸撕碎。然后他拾起碎片, 打开了窗户而且把碎片全部扔出去。

做完之后，他坐了下来,关闭了他的眼睛,剩下的旅程他一直在睡觉。

每天就这样，持续发生了一个星期。

最后，在星期五，吉儿琼斯跟男人说话。

"对不起 , 先生 , " 她说 , "我不想你粗鲁无礼，我要问你一个问题。当我们经过我们的旅程一半的时候，你将你的报纸撕碎然后打开窗户把碎片扔出去。请告诉我, 先生，你为什么这样做 ?”

穿着良好的男人微笑。 "我有一个非常简单的理由 , " ，他说。 "我喜欢睡觉来打发旅程的后一半，但是如果火车充满大象，我不能够睡觉。因此我对大象丢出去报纸。它阻止他们进入火车。”
”但是这里没有大象啊”！”她说！
”我知道”，他说，”可见我扔报纸很管用啊！”

第15篇翻译：
The Stevenson family was having dinner. The family ate without talking for several minutes, then Tom said, "Daddy, do you know how wars begin?"

Mr. Stevenson thought for a moment, then he said, "Yes, I think so. I'll give you an example. We'll take two countries, Britain and America. If Britain fought with America..."

Mrs. Stevenson laughed. "That's crazy," she said to her husband. "Britain and America have been friends for over two hundred years. They'll never fight."

"Yes, I know that," Mr. Stevenson said. "I was only using them as an example."

"But they're not a good example," Mrs. Stevenson said. "France and Germany are a better example."

"Britain and America are the best example," Mr. Stevenson replied. "They are friends now but they were enemies in the past. They fought a war!"

"But that was a long time ago," Mrs. Stevenson said. "You should use more modern examples."

"And you should let me answer my son's question," Mr. Stevenson said angrily.

"Not when you give him wrong answers," Mrs. Stevenson said.

"I am not giving him wrong answers!" Mr. Stevenson shouted. "I am giving him perfectly good answers."

"Don't shout at me!" Mrs. Stevenson cried. " I'm not one of your stupid friends."

"My friends aren't stupid!" Mr. Stevenson stood up and walked angrily out of the room.

"Now I'll answer your question," Mrs. Stevenson said to her son.

"It's all right, Mom," he said. "You and Dad already have."
史蒂文森的家庭正在吃晚饭。这个家庭专心地吃,没有一句对话为几分钟,然后汤姆说:“爸爸,你知道吗?”战争开始

史蒂文森先生想了一会儿,然后说:“是的,我是这样认为的。我给你们举个例子。我们要两个国家,英国和美国。如果英国与美国之间的斗争…”

史蒂文森夫人笑了起来。“这太疯狂了,”她对她丈夫说。“英国和美国已经超过二百多年的朋友。他们永远战斗。”

“是的,我知道,”先生史蒂文森说。“我只是使用他们作为一个例子。”

“但是他们并不是一个很好的例子,”夫人史蒂文森说。“法国和德国是一个最好的例子。”

“英国和美国是最好的例子,“先生史蒂文森说。“他们是朋友,但现在他们的敌人。他们打了一场战争!”

“但那是很久以前的事了,”夫人史蒂文森说。“你应该用更现代的例子。”

“你应该让我回答说:“我的儿子的问题,“先生斯蒂文森生气地说。

“当你把他的错误的答案,”夫人史蒂文森说。

“我没有给他错误的答案!”史蒂文森先生喊道。“我给他很好的答案。”

“别向我大喊大叫的!”夫人斯蒂文森哭了。“我不是你愚蠢的朋友。”

“我的朋友们都不傻!”史蒂文森先生站起来,走了怒气冲冲地走出了房间。

“现在我要回答你的问题,"夫人史蒂文森对她的儿子说。

“好吧,妈妈,”他说。"你和爸爸已经了。”
谢谢！！

The new doctor年轻的医生

一个老人去医院看病,给他诊断的是一个非常年轻的医生,非常年轻. "医生,我觉得不舒服"老人说"请给我检查一下我生什么病了" "把衣服脱了,然后躺床上去"年轻的医生说"我要给你做个检查" 老人脱了衣服后在床上躺下了,年轻的医开始给他做检查.但是他没发现老人的身体有任何异常. 他听了老人的心跳?看他的喉咙?他给老人做了全身的检查. 最后他说"对不起,老人家,我没有看出你身体上有任何的毛病,你很健康,像个年轻人那样健康." "那太奇怪了,"老人说"我感觉非常的不舒服" "如果您还是觉得不舒服的话,就麻烦您明天再过来一趟"年轻的医生说"我再给您做一次检查" 好的,医生"老人回答 老人慢慢的站起来穿上衣服,然后走出了诊断室? 几秒钟以后,医生的护士跑了进来"医生!医生"她喊着"刚才您检查的那个老人刚刚猝死在医院门口了! 医生想了一下说"那把他的尸体倒转过来,让人家以为他是在来医院的路上"

A Cheap Meal一顿便宜的饭
A man went into a restaurant andsat down at one of the table. A waiter went up to him and gave him the menu. 一个男人走进了一家饭馆,坐在了其中一个桌子前,服务员走上前给他看菜单.
The man read it careflly,then ordered alllthe most expensive dishes. The waiter served themeal and the man ate it with great enjoyment. 这位男士看得很仔细(carefully打错了),然后按顺序看了所有最贵的菜.服务员为他提供了这些菜,这个男人吃得很香.
Then a small boycame into the restaurant and sat the man's table. 然后一个小男孩走进饭馆坐在了这个男人的桌前.

The waiter came up and said to the man,"What would your little boy like,sir?" 这位服务员走过来对男人说:"你的小孩喜欢什么呢,先生?"
"Oh,just an ice-ccream."the man told him .then he stoodup and said to the waiter,"I'm just going out to buy a newspaper. "噢,一个冰淇淋."男人告诉他,然后他站起来对服务员说:"我要出去买一份报纸."
He left the restaurant.The waiter gave the boy an ice-ccream.The boy ate it,and then stood up and walked to the door. 他离开了饭馆.服务员给了小男孩一个冰淇淋,这个男孩吃了它,然后站起来向门口走.
The waiter ran towards him. 服务员赶上了他.
"Excuse me"he said,"But your father hasn't come back wath me." "对不起,"他说,"你的爸爸还没有回来给我买单."
"Oh,yes,it does."the waiter said."You'll stay here until your father comes bank and pays his bill." "噢,是的."服务员说:"你要在这等你爸爸,直到他去银行付完钱为止."
"He's not my father."the boy said."I don't know who he is." "他不是我的爸爸."男孩说,"我不知道他是谁."
The waiter did not understand."What do you mean?"he asked. 服务员不明白，"你是什么意思?"他问.
"The man came up to me in the steet."the boy said."He asked meif I liked ice-cream.I told him I did.Then he told me to come into the restaurant at 2 o'clock and sit down at his table.He said he'd give me some." "这个男人在街上找到我,"男孩说,"他问我喜不喜欢冰淇淋，我说我喜欢,然后他告诉我2点来这个饭馆,坐在他的桌前,他说他会给我一些."

Not a Small Problem这不是个小问题。
Mr. Guppy was a very large man. He a loud voice and a bad temper. He was not a giant, but he was much bigger than most men. Mr. Guppy 是一个体型庞大的人。他有一副响亮的声音和一个火爆的脾气。虽然他不是个巨人但他的体型要比一般人庞大很多。
Life was not easy for Mr. Guppy. He could seldom find clothes big enough. His feet were too large for most shoes. 生活对Mr. Guppy 来说并不简单。他买不到自己能穿上足够大的衣服和鞋子。
In buses, trains and planes. He could not stand up straight. The roofs were too low. 在公车、火车和飞机上。他不能直立因为那的顶太低了。
In cars he could not move his legs. There was not enough room.. At home, his bed was too short. Chairs were always too small. 在车里，他不能挪动自己的腿，因为车里没有足够的空间。在他的家里，床和椅子对于他来说都太小了。
In fact, wherever he went and whatever he did, Mr. Guppy had problems because of his size. 事实上，无论何时、无论他他做什么，都会因为他的体型而产生问题。These problems were so bad that Mr. Guppy stayed at home most of the time. Life was easier at home. 这些问题导致了他大部分时间都会呆在家里。因为对于他来说，家里的生活更容易些。
Then one day, a friend said, “You spend too much time at home. You should go out more. There` s a good movie at the theater.” 接下来的某一天，一个朋友对他说：“你呆在家里的时间太长了，你应该多去外边走走，今天剧院里有一场很好的电影。”
“I can't sit in theater seats,” Mr. Guppy said. “I` m too big.” “我坐不上剧院的椅子”Mr. Guppy 回答说“我太胖了。”
“That is no problem,” his friend said.” “I'll buy you two tickets. You can get them at the theater when you go.” “这不是问题，”朋友继续说：“我会给你买两张票，你去的时候可以在剧院那拿到票”。
The friend sent money. To the theater for two tickets. When the day came, Mr. Guppy put on his best clothes and went to the theater. 朋友把钱打给剧院然后预定了2张票。终于电影播出的这天来了，Mr. Guppy 穿上他最好的衣服去了剧院。
“You have two tickets for me,” he said to woman in the ticket office.” My name is Guppy.” “这有我的两张票。”他对剧院的售票员说，“我的名字叫Guppy。”
“Oh, yes, Mr. Guppy,” the woman said.” Here you are seats G4 and P12. l` m sorry, you and your friend can` t sit together because we are very full this evening.” “哦 ，是的，Mr. Guppy ”售票员说，“这里有您的两张票G4和P12，实在对不起，您和您的朋友不能坐在一起了，因为我们剧院今天晚上人实在是太满了。”
Poor, Mr. Guppy. He smiled sadly, walked out of the theater and went home.不幸的Guppy。他苦笑着走出了剧院向家的方向走去。

The package包裹
One morning a mailman walked up to a house.He rang the bell. 一天上午邮递员走到一所房子门前，他敲响了钟。
A few seconds later a window of the house opened,and a woman put her head out. 几秒钟后，一个窗口打开，一名女子，把她的头伸出来。
"What is it ?"she wanted to know. “这是什么？ ”她想知道。
I've got a package for Mrs.Smith,"the mailman said. “这是smith夫人的包裹 ， “邮递员说。
"Is it registered?"the woman asked. “注册了吗？ ”该名女子问。
"Yes,"the mailman sai. “是的， ”邮递员说。
"Is it a big package or a small package?"the woman wanted to know next. “是一大包或一小包装” ？该名女子想知道。
"It's quite a big package."the mailman told her. “这是相当大的包。 ”邮递员告诉她。
"I see." “我看到了” 。
The woman thought for a minute,then she said,"Who is it from?" 该名女子的思考一分钟，然后她说， “它从哪里来的” ？
The mailman looked at the return address on the back of the package. 该邮递员看回邮地址在他的背部。
"It's from Jones andJones in London,"he said. “这是从琼斯在伦敦， ”他说。
Now the woman was very interested."From Jones and Jones,eh?"she said."That's a very expensive shop.What's in the package?" 现在，该名女子非常感兴趣。 “从琼斯，嗯？ ”她说： “这是一个非常昂贵的商店。在包装里面有什么” ？
"Madam,"the mailman said,becoming quite angry with the woman,"I don't know.Why don't you come down and take the package from me.Then you can open it and find out." “小姐， ”邮递员说，相当愤怒，与该名女子， “ 我不知道，你为什么不下来取走它，这样你就可以打开它了”。
"Oh,i can't do that,"the woman said. “哦，我不能做到这一点， ”该名女子说。
"Why not?"the mailman said. “为什么不呢？ ”该邮递员说。
"Because I'm not Mrs.Smith,"she said."You've come to the wrong house.Mrs.Smith lives next door. “因为我不是smith夫人 ， ”她说： “您来错了smith夫人生活在隔壁。

A sad story一个可悲的故事
Jim met two friends in the street. “Come back to my apartment for a meal，”he said
"ou can see the whole of the city from my bedroom window.” 吉姆会见了两位朋友在街上。 “回来我的公寓，吃一顿饭，”他说： “其他指定用途可以看到，整个城市从我的卧室窗口” 。
His two friends agreed and they went back with Jim to the apartment building where he
lived on the 40th floor. 他的两位朋友，同意和他们回去与Jim向公寓大楼，他住在40楼。
When they arrived ,however ,the elevator was out of order.”I'm sorry, ”Jim said , 当他们抵达，不过，电梯是不合乎规程。 “我很抱歉， ”吉姆说，
”we'll have to walk.” “我们将要步行” 。
”but it's forty floors!” thay said. “但它的40层” ！ 他们说。
”we'll talk as we climb ,”Jim said.” You can tell me the new jokes you've heard “我们会继续谈，因为我们攀登， ”吉姆说， “你能告诉我新的笑话你听说过
and when we get to my apartment i'll tell you a story .” His friends agree and they
started to climb the forty flights of stairs.At last they reached the top floor and were
standing outside the door of Jim's apartment. 当我们到我的公寓，我告诉你一个故事， “他的朋友，同意和他们开始攀登40航班stairs.at最后，他们达成的顶层，并站在门外的吉姆的公寓。
”Now tell us a good story, ”his friends said. “现在，请告诉我们一个好故事， ”他的朋友说。
Jim looked at them sadly and said , ”once upon a time there was a man who met two friends. 吉姆看他们可悲的，并说， “一次，有一名男子谁见了两个朋友。
He invited them to his apartment on the fortieth floor. The elevator wasn't working and
they had to climb forty flights of stairs. When they reached the fortieth floor he put
his had in his pocket for the key to the door of his apartment. It wasn't there . Then he
remembered where it was . it was in his car .” 他邀请他们在他的公寓就第四十楼。电梯是没有工作和他们不得不爬上40航班的楼梯。当他们到达第四十楼，他提出他曾在他的口袋为关键的大门，他的公寓。这是不在那里。然后他记住，而它在该处。这是在他的汽车“ 。

The Best Salesman in World世界上最好的推销员

Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Salesman in the world .Top Pay." 哈利在橱窗上看到一则广告，上面写着： “ 招人，世界上最好的推销员，高薪 ”
"I'm a great salesman," Harry told himself . "I can sell anything. I'll go in and ask for that job." “我就是个不错的推销员”哈利心里想着“我能卖掉任何东西，我要进去请求这份工作”
He went into the building and spoke to the manager. "I'm the best salesman in the world," he said. "Give me the job." 他走进商店并对经理说“我是世界上最好的推销员”， 他说“给我这份工作吧”
"You must prove you're the best," the manager said. “你必须证明你是最好的”经理说。
"I'll pass every test you give me," Harry told him. “我会通过你给我的所有测试”哈利对他说。
"Good." “好的”
The manager took a box of candy out of his desk. 经理从他的桌子里拿出一盒糖。
"Last week, I bought a thousand boxs of this candy. "If you can sell them all before the end of the end of the week, you can have the job." “上礼拜我买了一千盒糖，如果你能在这礼拜之内把它们都卖掉，我就给你这份工作”
"That's easy," Harry said. “很简单”哈利说。
He took the box of candy and left the office. 他拿着这盒糖离开了办公室。
Every day and all day, he went from shop to shop, trying to sell boxes of the candy.
He could't sell one. 哈利每天并且一整天都忙着从一家店跑到另一家，试着卖糖，可是一盒都没卖掉。
The candy was so bad he could't even give it away.糖是那么的低劣，他甚至不能把它送人。At the end of the week he went back to the manager. "I'm sorry, sir,"he said. "Iwas wrong about myself. I'm not the best salesman in the world, but I know who is." 到了周末，他回到经理那，“很抱歉，先生”他说“我看错自己了。我不是世界上最好的推销员，但是我知道谁是”
"Oh," said the manager. "Who?" “哦”经理说“是谁啊”
"The person who sold you athousand boxes of this candy," Harry said. “那个把一千盒糖卖给你的人”哈利说。 Your Need is Greater Than Mine你比我更需要

In many big cities there are people who cannot get work.Sometimes they do not want to work, but sometimes there isn’t any work for them to do. 在很多大城市都有人没有工作。有时是他们不想工作，但有时他们是根本没有工作可做。
Some of these people beg for money. Some of them sell boxes of matches or cheap pens, and some of them sell flowers. 这些人中有的讨钱，有的卖火柴或者廉价的钢笔，而有的则卖花。
Andrew Chen never gave money to beggars. “People should work for money,” he believed. He also believed there was work for everyone, which was not true. 陈安鲁从来不给乞丐钱。他认为，人应该工作赚钱。他还错误地认为，每个人都是会有工作的。
One day when he waiting for a bus, a beggar came up and asked him for money. The beggar was an old woman wearing very old and dirty clothes. She had no shoes and she was selling some sweet-smelling flowers. 有一天，他正在等公车，一个乞丐走上前来，向他讨钱。这个乞丐是一个老妇人，穿着一件又旧又脏的衣服，没穿鞋。她卖的花气味芳香。
“Give an old woman ten dollars, mister,” she said to Andrew. “I haven’t had a meal for three days.” “给我十美元吧，先生。”她向陈安鲁恳求道，“我已经三天没吃饭了。”
“I’m not giving you ten dollars,” Andrew said. “我不会给你十美元的。”陈安鲁道。
“What about five dollars, then, mister,” the poor old woman said. “That’ll buy me a couple of pieces of bread.”
“那么，给五美元呢，先生？”穷苦的老妇人继续恳求，“那够我买两块面包的了。”
“No,” Andrew said. “不给。”陈安鲁拒绝道。
“Then what about one dollar,” the old woman said. “I can buy an orange for one dollar.”
“那么，一美元？”老妇人继续，“一美元我可以买一个橘子啦。”
“I haven’t got one dollar,” Andrew said, “Now go away.”
“我没有一美元，请你走开。”陈安鲁说。
The old looked at him sadly, and then gave him her flowers.
老妇人悲哀地注视着他，然后把她的花都给了陈安鲁。
“Here, mister,” she said. “You have these. You need them more than I do.”
“给你，先生。”老妇人说道：“拿着这些花，你比我更需要它们。”

14
吉儿琼斯在城市的一个与众不同的地段有了一个新的工作，她必须每天坐火车去上班。
在火车中只有两个人,她及一个穿着很好的男人看一份报纸。

经过旅程的一半，突然男人开始将他的报纸撕得粉碎。
做完之后，他坐了下来,闭上了他的眼睛,剩下的旅程他一直在睡觉。第二天，吉儿琼斯进入了相同的火车。 还是那个穿着良好的男人在坐那里 ,看一份报纸。

经过旅程的一半，男人开始将他的报纸撕碎。然后他拾起碎片, 打开了窗户而且把碎片全部扔出去。

做完之后，他坐了下来,关闭了他的眼睛,剩下的旅程他一直在睡觉。

每天就这样，持续发生了一个星期。

最后，在星期五，吉儿琼斯跟男人说话。

"对不起 , 先生 , " 她说 , "我不想你粗鲁无礼，我要问你一个问题。当我们经过我们的旅程一半的时候，你将你的报纸撕碎然后打开窗户把碎片扔出去。请告诉我, 先生，你为什么这样做 ?”

穿着良好的男人微笑。 "我有一个非常简单的理由 , " ，他说。 "我喜欢睡觉来打发旅程的后一半，但是如果火车充满大象，我不能够睡觉。因此我对大象丢出去报纸。它阻止他们进入火车。”
”但是这里没有大象啊”！”她说！
”我知道”，他说，”可见我扔报纸很管用啊！”

The new doctor年轻的医生

一个老人去医院看病,给他诊断的是一个非常年轻的医生,非常年轻. "医生,我觉得不舒服"老人说"请给我检查一下我生什么病了" "把衣服脱了,然后躺床上去"年轻的医生说"我要给你做个检查" 老人脱了衣服后在床上躺下了,年轻的医开始给他做检查.但是他没发现老人的身体有任何异常. 他听了老人的心跳?看他的喉咙?他给老人做了全身的检查. 最后他说"对不起,老人家,我没有看出你身体上有任何的毛病,你很健康,像个年轻人那样健康." "那太奇怪了,"老人说"我感觉非常的不舒服" "如果您还是觉得不舒服的话,就麻烦您明天再过来一趟"年轻的医生说"我再给您做一次检查" 好的,医生"老人回答 老人慢慢的站起来穿上衣服,然后走出了诊断室? 几秒钟以后,医生的护士跑了进来"医生!医生"她喊着"刚才您检查的那个老人刚刚猝死在医院门口了! 医生想了一下说"那把他的尸体倒转过来,让人家以为他是在来医院的路上"

A Cheap Meal一顿便宜的饭
A man went into a restaurant andsat down at one of the table. A waiter went up to him and gave him the menu. 一个男人走进了一家饭馆,坐在了其中一个桌子前,服务员走上前给他看菜单.
The man read it careflly,then ordered alllthe most expensive dishes. The waiter served themeal and the man ate it with great enjoyment. 这位男士看得很仔细(carefully打错了),然后按顺序看了所有最贵的菜.服务员为他提供了这些菜,这个男人吃得很香.
Then a small boycame into the restaurant and sat the man's table. 然后一个小男孩走进饭馆坐在了这个男人的桌前.

The waiter came up and said to the man,"What would your little boy like,sir?" 这位服务员走过来对男人说:"你的小孩喜欢什么呢,先生?"
"Oh,just an ice-ccream."the man told him .then he stoodup and said to the waiter,"I'm just going out to buy a newspaper. "噢,一个冰淇淋."男人告诉他,然后他站起来对服务员说:"我要出去买一份报纸."
He left the restaurant.The waiter gave the boy an ice-ccream.The boy ate it,and then stood up and walked to the door. 他离开了饭馆.服务员给了小男孩一个冰淇淋,这个男孩吃了它,然后站起来向门口走.
The waiter ran towards him. 服务员赶上了他.
"Excuse me"he said,"But your father hasn't come back wath me." "对不起,"他说,"你的爸爸还没有回来给我买单."
"Oh,yes,it does."the waiter said."You'll stay here until your father comes bank and pays his bill." "噢,是的."服务员说:"你要在这等你爸爸,直到他去银行付完钱为止."
"He's not my father."the boy said."I don't know who he is." "他不是我的爸爸."男孩说,"我不知道他是谁."
The waiter did not understand."What do you mean?"he asked. 服务员不明白，"你是什么意思?"他问.
"The man came up to me in the steet."the boy said."He asked meif I liked ice-cream.I told him I did.Then he told me to come into the restaurant at 2 o'clock and sit down at his table.He said he'd give me some." "这个男人在街上找到我,"男孩说,"他问我喜不喜欢冰淇淋，我说我喜欢,然后他告诉我2点来这个饭馆,坐在他的桌前,他说他会给我一些."

The New Doctor
An old man visited a new doctor. He was very young.
"I don't feel well, doctor," he ! said. "Please find out what's wrong with me."
"Take off your clothes and lie on the bed," the young doctor said, "I'll examine you."
The old man took off his clothes and lay down on the bed, and the young doctor examined him.
However, he couldn't find anything wrong with the old man.
He listened to his heart. He looked into his throat. He examined every part of him.
At last he said, "I'm sorry, but I can't find anything wrong with you. You're as healthy as I am."
"That's very strange," the old man said, "because I feel really bad."
"Come back tomorrow and see me again if you don't feel better," the young doctor said. "I'll examine you again."
"All right, doctor," the old man said.
Slowly, he stood up and put on his clothes. Then he walked out of the hospital.
A few seconds later, the doctor's nurse ran in.
"Doctor! Doctor!' she cried. "That man you said was healthy has just died outside the door."
The doctor thought quickly.
"Then turn the body around so that people will think he was coming in," he said.
一个老人去医院看病,给他诊断的是一个非常年轻的医生,非常年轻. "医生,我觉得不舒服"老人说"请给我检查一下我生什么病了" "把衣服脱了,然后躺床上去"年轻的医生说"我要给你做个检查" 老人脱了衣服后在床上躺下了,年轻的医开始给他做检查.但是他没发现老人的身体有任何异常. 他听了老人的心跳?看他的喉咙?他给老人做了全身的检查. 最后他说"对不起,老人家,我没有看出你身体上有任何的毛病,你很健康,像个年轻人那样健康." "那太奇怪了,"老人说"我感觉非常的不舒服" "如果您还是觉得不舒服的话,就麻烦您明天再过来一趟"年轻的医生说"我再给您做一次检查" 好的,医生"老人回答 老人慢慢的站起来穿上衣服,然后走出了诊断室? 几秒钟以后,医生的护士跑了进来"医生!医生"她喊着"刚才您检查的那个老人刚刚猝死在医院门口了! 医生想了一下说"那把他的尸体倒转过来,让人家以为他是在来医院的路上"

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