英语原创小故事

简短的英语小故事~

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

好客

由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

英语小笑话
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著
性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的
一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了.

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"且话偻蚰昴?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."


1,Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

2. The Fish Net

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

鱼网

"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。

"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。


3. The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。

"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"


4. A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

一次物理考试

在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？

尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

Jim’s History Examination
Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?
Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him
things that happened before the poor boy was born.

吉姆的历史考试

舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？
母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个
可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。

回答者： 可爱乖宁宁 - 四级 2010-3-9 21:17

Magic change

神奇变化

Gaga is a little duck. He is small, dirty and ugly. His friends don’t like to play with him.

One day, Gaga walked behind his friends quietly(静悄悄地).But his friends did not want him. Gaga was very sad and ran to the river and cried loudly(大声地)。

Just then, a big beautiful bird heard(听见)him crying and flew down(飞下来，落下来). She said, “Please don’t cry. Tell me, what do you want? I can help you.”

Gaga told the truth(真相). The beautiful bird said, “OK, I can help you to become a good-looking duck.” Then she took out a blanket and put it on the duck’s body. She said something which the little duck didn’t understand. Then she took away the blanket. There stood (站立)a good-looking duck.

Gaga was very happy. He thanked the big bird and quickly went to play with his friends

龟兔赛跑（"The Turtle and the Rabbit Run a Race," )
One day a turtle was crawling slowly down a path in the shady woods. Along came a rabbit, kicking up his heels happily as he ran. He passed the turtle, and then he stopped for a moment.
"Good morning, turtle," said the rabbit. "Where are you going?"
"I am on my way to the river," said the turtle, as he crawled slowly along.
"Ho, ho! Ho, ho!" laughed the rabbit. "You9;ll never reach the river if you crawly along in the slow way. You ought to try hopping along fast, for a change. That's the way to get to the river in a hurry."
"I can't hop like you," said the turtle. "I can only crawl. But I'll get to the river just the same, and perhaps I'll get there before your do."
"Ho, ho, ho!" laughed the rabbit. "Do you really think that you can beat me? Shall we have a race?"
"I don't mind if we do," answered the turtle. "And maybe I'll win."
Away they went. The turtle crawled slowly along the path, but the rabbit kicked up his heels and hopped so fast that he left the slow turtle far behind.
Then the foolish rabbitmade a big mistake. He was tired and out of breath, and so he sat down to rest.He fell fast sleep!
"I'm almost at the river," he said with a yawn. "That slow turtle can't win this race. I'll take a little nap."He felt so comfortable.
The rabbit lay down in the shade of a bush, and soon he was fast asleep.
The turtle kept crawling along. It looked as if he didn't have a chance to win, for the rabbit was so far ahead that he was out of sight.
But the turtle never stopped crawling. He didn't get out of breath, and he did not stop to rest. Slowly but surely he crawled along.
After a while he passed the rabbit, who was taking his nap in the sade of a bush.
"Oho, what luck!" said the turtle, with a little chuckle. "When that foolish rabbit wakes up from his nap, he won't think he's so clever. I'll fool him yet."
After a long nap the rabbit woke up. He did not know that the turtle had passed him. So he said with a yawm, "I might as well go to the river and wait for him to come crawling along."
Down to the river he went, kicking up his heels happily. But when he got there, he was so surprised that he stood rightup on his hind legs. There on the bank of the river was the turtle!
"I can't understand how in the world you got here first," cried the rabbit. "How did you do it?"
"By crawling along slowly but surely," said the turtle. "That's the way to win. I may be slow, but I am sure."

1.它们是从美国直接带过来的

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

它们是从美国直接带来的

一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。

这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”

2.Cat Zhualaoshu
Cat chasing a mouse was, into a flower shop. Mouse found Molugetao, comfortable Picking up a bouquet of roses when weapons, as strong resistance. Cat 1:00 shocked, immediately Dixialetou, shy and said: "Sigui, too sudden a……"
猫抓老鼠
一只老鼠被猫追赶，误入花店。老鼠发现无路可逃，顺手抱起一束玫瑰花当武器，作顽强抵抗。猫一时惊呆了，立马低下了头，羞涩地说：“死鬼，太突然了……”
3.Really important foreign language
Once, a large rats and mice in a small Dongwai Walking. Suddenly, a cat blocked entrance, rear its ugly plunged. Desperately running rats, cats feel like work on the recovery. In Shanqiongshuijin, small rodents come back, shouting一声directed at the cat: "bark." Cat he was scared off. Big rats boast: "OK ah, but also single-handedly, formidable!" A small mouse Mohan, sighed and said that: "It seems master a foreign language is very important ah!"
外语真重要
有一次，一只大老鼠和一只小老鼠在洞外散步。突然，一只猫堵住洞口，张牙舞爪扑来。老鼠拼命跑，猫就使劲追。就在山穷水尽时，小老鼠回过头，冲着猫大叫一声：“汪汪”。猫竟然被吓跑了。大老鼠夸道：“行啊，还会一手，厉害！”小老鼠一抹汗，感叹说：“看来掌握一门外语非常重要啊！”
4.Moss wiping rats
Mother rats suspected her husband has an affair, she bushes adjacent to the track her husband. While, a hedgehog from the holes drilled out. Mother rats Yezhu a hedgehog, said: "Sigui, said not an affair? Shining so many mousse to seduce Shuixia?"
擦摩丝的老鼠
母老鼠怀疑老公有外遇，她跟踪老公到草丛旁。一会儿，一只刺猬从洞里钻出来。母老鼠一把拽住刺猬说：“死鬼，还说没外遇？擦这么多摩丝去勾引谁呀？”
5.Rats to the toilet
Rats to the benefit of, see also Xiong, did not Qisheng, bears saw a rat, and said: "You do not Picking out?" To the rats Chisuo not language. Xiong asked: "Picking out not ah, do you?" Rats nervously and said: "can not……"
Xiong seize a mouse butt wipe away!
老鼠上厕所
老鼠去方便，见熊也在，吓得不敢吱声，熊看了老鼠一眼，说：“你掉不掉毛？”老鼠哆嗦了一下不语。熊又问：“掉不掉毛啊，你？”老鼠战战兢兢地说：“不掉……”
熊一把抓住老鼠擦擦屁股走了！
What's You Chioce?

"I shall have to give you ten days or $20," said the judge.
"I'll take the $20,Judge," said the prisoner.英语笑话

1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。
2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

"Well done. Who was that?"

"My granny."

"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？”

“我，老师，”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”

“做得好，是谁呢？”

“我奶奶。”

“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”

“是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！

3 Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.

The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman."

"Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?"

"They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once.

"Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.".

迪克年龄七岁，他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁。一天，妈妈把他们带到姨妈家去玩，自己就到大城市去买些新的衣服。

孩子们玩了个把小时，在四点半的时候，姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房。她交给迪克一块精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，并对他说：“喏，迪克，给你刀子，把这块蛋糕一切为二，给你妹妹一块。不过，你得记住要做得像一个绅士那样。”

迪克问：“像一个绅士？绅士怎样做呢？”

他姨妈马上回答说：“绅士总是把大的一块让给别人的。”

迪克说了一声“噢”。他对此想了一会，然后，他把蛋糕拿给妹妹，并对她说：“凯瑟琳，你来把这块蛋糕一切为二吧。”

4 Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

Stan: In the bathroom 。

Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

Stan: Blindfold them!

斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。

弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？

斯丹：浴室。

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？

斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！

5 George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”

“ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ”

“ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ? ”

乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。当朋友的妈妈来应门时，他问：“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗？ ”

“ 不行， ” 那位妈妈说， “ 天气太冷了。 ”

“ 噢，那么， ” 乔冶， “ 他的足球可以出来玩吗？

One day a turtle was crawling slowly down a path in the shady woods. Along came a rabbit, kicking up his heels happily as he ran. He passed the turtle, and then he stopped for a moment.
"Good morning, turtle," said the rabbit. "Where are you going?"
"I am on my way to the river," said the turtle, as he crawled slowly along.
"Ho, ho! Ho, ho!" laughed the rabbit. "You9;ll never reach the river if you crawly along in the slow way. You ought to try hopping along fast, for a change. That's the way to get to the river in a hurry."
"I can't hop like you," said the turtle. "I can only crawl. But I'll get to the river just the same, and perhaps I'll get there before your do."
"Ho, ho, ho!" laughed the rabbit. "Do you really think that you can beat me? Shall we have a race?"
"I don't mind if we do," answered the turtle. "And maybe I'll win."
Away they went. The turtle crawled slowly along the path, but the rabbit kicked up his heels and hopped so fast that he left the slow turtle far behind.
Then the foolish rabbitmade a big mistake. He was tired and out of breath, and so he sat down to rest.He fell fast sleep!
"I'm almost at the river," he said with a yawn. "That slow turtle can't win this race. I'll take a little nap."He felt so comfortable.
The rabbit lay down in the shade of a bush, and soon he was fast asleep.
The turtle kept crawling along. It looked as if he didn't have a chance to win, for the rabbit was so far ahead that he was out of sight.
But the turtle never stopped crawling. He didn't get out of breath, and he did not stop to rest. Slowly but surely he crawled along.
After a while he passed the rabbit, who was taking his nap in the sade of a bush.
"Oho, what luck!" said the turtle, with a little chuckle. "When that foolish rabbit wakes up from his nap, he won't think he's so clever. I'll fool him yet."
After a long nap the rabbit woke up. He did not know that the turtle had passed him. So he said with a yawm, "I might as well go to the river and wait for him to come crawling along."
Down to the river he went, kicking up his heels happily. But when he got there, he was so surprised that he stood rightup on his hind legs. There on the bank of the river was the turtle!
"I can't understand how in the world you got here first," cried the rabbit. "How did you do it?"
"By crawling along slowly but surely," said the turtle. "That's the way to win. I may be slow, but I am sure."

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