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外加（新东方托福培训班）
虚竹：为考托福不怕苦，苦寒冬和酷暑，今年再考二百五，俺就回家卖红薯（坐）
乔峰：一年一年又一年，年年考托福心烦呐！没办法，想出国，就得考托。（坐）
段誉：大家都说我很‘健’。左看，像周华健；右看，像郑伊健；上看，像张卫健；下看，像高仓健。长的帅，没办法，谁让我爹地是大理镇南王呢！
乔峰：什么书啊？（抢虚的书） 虚：过来！拿过来……
乔 ：什么破书！ 虚：破书？我好不容易才找出来的！
乔 ：啊？同学，莫非你也是**大学数理系的？ 虚：是啊。
乔 ：兴会兴会！我是数理系9班的猛男乔峰啊！
虚：我是七班的虚竹啊！
段 ：两位师兄，两位师兄，请受小弟一拜。（乔，虚：你也是？）对啊！我是五班的帅哥段誉啊！兴会兴会……
乔 ：两位啊！这考托福，漫漫长路前途艰险，难得咱们三人如此有缘，我看，不如我们结拜为兄弟，以后也好有个照应啊！
段 ：好啊！那你就是大哥，二哥，我便是三弟了（好好好）
虚 ：人生如此，夫复何求啊！从此大学漫漫长路上，我再也不会孤独了。
乔 ：好兄弟，咱们去喝酒去！（走走走…）
虚 ：哎~~~不行啊！新东方离酒馆太远了。
段 ：没事没事，我这有可乐。（乔 ：兄弟你想的真周到啊！）大哥先喝！（好）
乔 ：来，二弟。（虚喝完再给段）三弟喝！（段正要喝，王和墓上场）
王 ：表哥，这里好远啊•为什么非要来这？
慕 ：想我堂堂慕容复，如此玉树临风，出国是我毕生之梦想，我要出国我要出国，我要出国！！（两人做下）
场外：今天，我们为大家请到了**大学著名外教 老师，由他编写的《 》已经被翻译成了三七二十二种语言出版。
外教（上场） ：HELLO！这人多还真热闹啊！瞅瞅这大姑娘小伙子一个个长的多俊呐！老头子我看了心理这个高兴啊！
虚：不是说您是外教吗？怎么汉语说这么好，还带味呢？
外 ：恩…这个…外教外教，外地来的老师，简称外教。下面，咱们点一下名，乔峰（到！）虚竹（到！）段誉，段誉！段誉来了没有？（收到！）王语焉（到）慕容复（到！）好了，下面咱们开始上课，我先把这节课的主要内容写到黑板上。
段 ：同学，同学，这个单词怎么念啊？（王 ：不知道。）你不知道啊？那我给你念一下吧！（慕：什么水平！）你敢跟我比吗？（慕：比就比！）
外：A！好A好A！老头子我最喜欢看比赛了，来来来我给你们当裁判（发纸）好，预备~开始！！趁现在这个时间，我把考试内容给大家介绍一下，这个考试只要是单词翻译，内容主要有：北冥神功，六脉神剑，鳞波微步，降龙十八掌。铛咧个铛，铛咧个铛，闲言碎语不用讲，（看表）到时间，收！（收纸，看）好，下面宣布比赛结果，比分，N比零，胜利者，慕容复！（慕站起来挥手）好，同学们，今天我们的课就上到这，下课（下台）
乔，虚：真够黑啊！•这么快就下课了？


Xu Zhu: TOEFL exam for fear of suffering, the bitter cold of winter and summer this year and then 250 examination, Anjiu home selling sweet potato (sit)
Qiao Feng: one year after year, the TOEFL test in mid-na upset! No way, want to go abroad, have Cauto. (Sitting)
Duan Yu: Everybody says I'm 'Kin'. Left, as Emil Chau; right, as Ekin Cheng; point of view, as Dicky Cheung; the next, like Ken Takakura. Shuai long, no way, Who is Daddy, I do Zhennan Wang Dali!
Qiao Feng: ah, what book? (Robbed of the virtual book) false: over! ... Take over ...
Joe: What books break! Virtual: breaking book? I managed to find out!
Joe: ah? Students Do you also ** University of Shuli Ji? False: yes ah.
Joe: Xingkuaixinghui! I am a class 9 Shuli Xi Qiao Feng Meng Nan ah!
Virtual: I am the seven Xu Zhu ah!
Two senior, the two older, one younger brother by al. (Joe, false: You also?) Right ah! I am the guy five Duan Yu ah! Xinghuixinghui ... ...
Joe: two ah! This TOEFL test, still a long way to the future of hardship and difficulties of our three so rare coming, I do, it is better for our sworn brothers in the future or to have a care ah!
: Good! That is your big brother, the second oldest brother, I Sandi is a (good good)
False: true life, He Qiu Fu-fu ah! Since then, university is still a long way, I had never lonely.
Joe: good brother, let's go to drink! (Zou Zouzou ...)
Virtual: hey ~ ~ ~ not ah! New Oriental has been too far away from the pub.
All right all right, I have a Coke. (Joe: The brother of you want to really thoughtful ah!) Big brother to drink! (Good)
Joe:, Er Di. (Virtual finish given above) Sandi drink! (Paragraph is to drink, and the tomb of King play)
Wang: cousin, here is far better ah • Why must it come?
Mu: I think Murong Fu detract from the fact that, so Yushulinfeng abroad is a dream of my life, I have to leave the country I want to go abroad, I have to leave the country! ! (The two do next)
OTC: Today, we all go to the well-known native ** University teachers, who prepared "" has been translated into languages三七二十二publication.
Foreign (play): HELLO! This is really exciting people ah! Chou Chou girl this young man a number of long-Jun-na! I saw this old man happy psychological ah!
To be: not to say that you are not native? How so well that the Chinese, but also to bring it taste?
Foreign: En ... ... The native speaker, foreign teachers, referred to as the speaker. Now, let's look at, Qiao Feng (to!) Xu Zhu (to!) Duan Yu, Duan Yu! Duan Yu did not come? (Received!) Wang Yan language (to) Murong Fu (to!) Well, let's start the following classes, I put this lesson the main content wrote on the blackboard.
: Students, students, the words read how ah? (King: I do not know.) You do not know ah? I recite it to you! (Mu: What level!) Gangen you than I do? (Mu: more than than!)
Apart: A! A good good A! I like to watch the old man of the match, I Come to you when the referee (made of paper), prepared to start! ! Take advantage of this time, I put all of the tests to tell us that this test as long as it is translated word, the contents are: North martial art offerings, Excalibur six vein, micro-scale waves step降龙十八掌. A child's cry clang clang, clang clang of child's cry, do not have to Gossip, (see table) that the time to close! (Collection of paper, see), announced the following results, the score, N ratio, the winner, Murong Fu! (Mu stand up and wave), and the students, our lesson today on the last of this, the class (step down)
Joe, false: Black really ah! • the school so soon?

英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒

An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King

悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。

Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.

唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。

I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.

悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。

小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……

Daddy, mommy, I, I …

老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。

Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.

小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。

唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。

悟空：师傅，到了。

Master, here we are.

唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从
东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？

Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?

老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）

Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……

唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。

老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。

Master, please save my daughter, save my family…

唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。

Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?

老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正
准备把女儿送出去逃避

Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him.

唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。

Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.

老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着
别出来了吧。

Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.

悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不
用管。

What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.

这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定
地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了门后，露出一段红袖子。

猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。

Darling, here I am.

站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。

八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。

Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple.

猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的
模样。

八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。

Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy.

From: http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4961.html

(小沈阳)《不差钱》
（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。）
This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)
Uncle Zhao Here we are.
Yadar Here we are.
Uncle Zhao It's the most pricy eatin' spot in Tieling: "Scottish Tease / Fool."
Yadar You got it wrong - Scottish taste / feel, not tease / fool.
Uncle Zhao All right, taste / feel. We're gonna have our meal here anyway.
Yadar But it's very expensive.
Uncle Zhao So whut? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?
Yadar What bag?
Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.
Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed.
Uncle Zhao So whut can you do at all? I'm goin' t'rough all this for you and you had the nerve to forget the bag on the bed! Any money left on you?
Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.
Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.
Yadar Still not enough.
Uncle Zhao No matter. Waiter!

英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!

怕楼主不会英语捏!

采纳!

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