搞笑的英语情景长长对话2个人的对话,一定要很长 得有5分钟左右？

~ Key Lost
(Henry is leaning on the car,facing the other side,while Vicky walks towards him)
Vicky:Hey,is that Henry?What’s up?
Henry:Vicky?Oh,haven’t met you for a long time!How are you?
Vicky:I’m fine,thanks.What are you doing here by the way?Daydreaming in the street?I don’t know you have such a strange habit!
Henry:No kidding!Daydreaming is a waste of time.Actually,I’m doing something very serious now.
Vicky:Serious?How serious?Wait,wait,let me make a guess… Oh,I know.You’re recording how many cars run away before your eyes,right?
Henry:… Am I such a silly guy?
Vicky:Well,I’m just joking.You know,you need to laugh more.
Henry:Alright… In fact,I’m memorizing routines.
Vicky:Routines?
Henry:Yes,routines.
Vicky:Routines of what?
Henry:Routines of road of course.I’m going to a driving test this morning.Look,this is my new car.Just bought it few days ago.I want to drive immediately after passing the driving test.
Vicky:Wow,it’s cool!It’s not surprising to see you so pleased.But,are you sure you will pass the test so easily?My cousin took the test last month and he failed for three times!
Henry:I’ve been spending time on the test for several months!I believe I can do it,otherwise,I’ll… I’ll…
Vicky:What’ll you do?
Henry:I’ll sell the car and never try to retake the test!
Vicky:Ha,no need to be so serious!Let’s see.Proud people always fall in important moments.Actually,what time are you going for the driving test?
Henry:9 o’clock… What time is it now…?Oh,goodness,it’s already 8.55!I must go now!
Vicky:Go?Go where?Aren’t you taking the test by your car?
Henry:Oh,yes,you remind me.Sorry,I’m a bit stressed out… In this way…
Vicky:OK,OK.It’s me who should go now.
Henry:(wants to go into the car) Ah!
Vicky:What’s the matter?
Henry:My key… Where’s my key?
Vicky:Your key?Don’t tell me you lost your key and you’ve just discovered that!
Henry:Unfortunately,yes…
Vicky:Oh my god!Will they provide a car for driving test?I mean,not many people will own a car without a driving license,right?
Henry:Yes,they do… But there’s no time for me to apply and they don’t wele late ers to take the test.
Vicky:You’re really unlucky… You can still take the test again anyway.
Henry:That’s the only thing I can do now… Take an application form and pay the money once more…
Vicky:You look really desperate… I suggest you go home now and take a rest…
Henry:See you then… (Gone)
Vicky:Poor guy… Hey,what’s that?A key!
这个我之前做作业用的,我们的语速刚好5分钟,大意是HENRY去考车牌,考前发现自己的车匙不见了,於是杯具回家...但VICKY发现原来车匙掉地上了...表情得到位,道具(车匙)也得有.,7,朝搞笑英语对话
一个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，面带微笑的：

前台小姐：“Hello.” 老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing？”老外：“Can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“If I not speak eng...,2,

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