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英语（包含音乐）的短小品或者课本剧~

旁白：I think everybody knows the Chinese story 狐假虎威. You know the fox cheat the tiger. When the tiger knew the truth, he felt very angry. He hated the fox very much. Can you imagine when the fox meet with the tiger again, what will happen?

One day, a new story happens.

(一)

琵琶弹奏：《金蛇狂舞》

场景：狐狸在前面跑，老虎在后面追。老虎一把揪住狐狸，喘三口气后，将狐狸翻转过来。

老虎：(暴怒地，用手指指着狐狸的鼻子)You cheat me last time. Cheat me! How dare you! Now, you are dying. Ah ha ha ha!

狐狸：(背过头去，小声地)：Oh, unlucky! What shall I do?

(回过头来，可怜地)：I feel very sorry for cheating you last time，but, but ,but……(左顾右盼)

老虎：(疑惑地)But what?

狐狸：(推脱中)But…….(眼睛往远处上下打量，迷恋状，脚不由自主地走出去)Beautiful!

老虎：(一把将狐狸拽回来) What?

狐狸：(向远处努努嘴)You girl friend Linda! Look, she’s there!

老虎：(傻呼呼，左右张望，急忙放手去找)Where? Where? Linda, I love you!(狐狸乘机溜走)(l老虎望着空空如也的手) I hate fox!(气得上窜下跳)

(二)

旁白：Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with the fox again.

老虎在森林里又遇到了溜达中的狐狸，又一下子冲上去把狐狸压在爪下。

(琵琶拨一下弦，以示紧张的情绪。)

老虎：(暴怒地)Now, you can make a choice. You want me bite you head first or your fat leg first?

(先抚摩狐狸的头发，再打量狐狸的腿)

狐狸：(回过头去，表情像遇到鬼)Shit!(又回过头来，非常可怜状)(二胡《梁祝》响起)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, help yourself to some fox please. I hate myself, too.(狐狸捂着脸痛苦地跪下)My mother says I’m not a good boy. I always tell lies.(狐狸突然蹿起来) But, they say, tiger is a kind of strong animal. Maybe the strongest animal in the world. Before I die, can you show me how strong you are?

老虎：(得意极了，做出各种健美展示姿势)Of course. I’m a great animal. I’m proud of myself.

狐狸：(试探地)I heard there was a Chinese called 刘翔. He can cover 110 meters in 10 seconds. Can you?

老虎：(想想就好笑)Wa ha ha ha ! wa ha ha ha! Poor mankind! How slow! Wash your eyes! (老虎用手将狐狸的脑袋推开)Look!(老虎一溜烟跑了起来)

狐狸：(挥挥手，远远望去)sa yu na la! (二胡配轻松得意的音乐)

(三)

旁白：Now, fate plays another joke on the fox .He meet with the tiger again.

老虎变聪明了躲在树后面，一下子扑住了狐狸。

狐狸：(不解地)Who?

老虎：(意味深长地)Your old friend! Tiger!

狐狸：(装傻地)Oh, haven’t see you for a long time. How are you?(狐狸帮老虎整理领子，用袖子帮老虎擦衣服)

老虎：(阴险地)Very very nice! Now, I see my lunch. Dilicious!(狐狸听了脚抖)

狐狸：(打喷嚏)a ti ! a ti ! (煞有介事地)I admit I’v cheat you for 3 times. But, you know, it’s all for your sake.

老虎：(疑惑地)For my sake?

狐狸：(可怜巴巴地)Yes. To tell the truth, I’m not a normal fox!

老虎：(不甘示弱地)I’m not a normal tiger, too.

狐狸：(娓娓道来) I looked it up in the dictionary, and I know, in Chinese, they call me 果子狸。

老虎：(没明白)果子狸？

狐狸：(一拍脑袋，假装想起来)Oh, I forget, you can’t speak Chinese!

老虎：(得意地，想想就好笑地)Wa ha ha ha! Wa ha ha ha ! My mother always tell me ：to learn a forgien language is very important! I’ve learnt Chinese in school! Am I great! (突然醒悟过来)Wait, what did you say? Chinese call you what?

狐狸：果子狸。

老虎：果子狸？SARS? 非典？

狐狸：(点点头)Yes!

老虎：(放开手，大叫着跑了)wa ya!(边跑，边擦手)

(四)

旁白：From then on, fox become the real King of the forest.

二胡演奏We are the champion

狐狸大摇大摆地走在前面，后面有两个小喽罗在敲背。一个小喽罗敲得重了。狐狸把手一挥。Go! Go! Go! 将其赶走。

狐狸走在台中，大笑起来：Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!

期间，夹杂着老虎的哭声。

1.A:I think I’clever than you。
B D：really？Don't you know I'm a doctor(博士)
C:That'nothing. Doctor’s Chinese meaning is the same as the spider(蜘蛛) in chinese。
B D：Well，if you can answer our two quiestions you must clever than me.
A C: OK
B:who is closer(更近)with you ? your mother or your father?
A:let me think... mother because father is further.
D:why is a river rich?
c:so easy! because it always has two banks(银行、岸)
AD：oh! my god! we can't say anything now!
2.A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.

ALICe ：Jason,I'm your grilfriend now would you love me as today?
jason ： oh my silly gril 你为什么要这么说呢？爱你是我的责任，你是我的女孩
alice ： jason , I trust you forever
(Alice 和jason拿出糖，jason喂给Alice吃，此时乔治登上舞台便道：“现在的社会大进步，中国也在造航母，如今我又走上台
，大伙掌声响起来！”，忽然看见他两的亲密）
乔治：Alice ,you are here 我找你找的连花都谢了，你，你，怎么这样啊？who is he,why will you get along with这猴样的？
Alice：get out I hate you you are a cheat sunny is your girl , right?
乔治：OH,no ! sunny is just my classmate why dou you think so?
(此时jason向前，不小心碰到alice ,Jason 向前一拳雷到了乔治便在口中骂道：“哼，我才不搞什么‘方韩大战’，唧唧么么。”）
Jason：Alice I defeat him ,you konw ,你是我的女孩，I love you I can do anything for you

乔治：（哭着离开）问世间情为何物？
Jason：唐僧说，爱一个人就得一心一意
乔治： 可八戒却说，泡妞就像泡面（已走到舞台尽头，离去）
Alice：jason
jason：Alice
Alice：jason
jason：Alice ，你就是我的"瓦良格",你愿意做我的航母吗？
Alice：jason,我愿意让你做我的航空英雄，这样我们的爱就无可匹敌！

（切换第二幕，此时唐僧师徒登台）

唐僧：Hi boy!you look very handson 哟西?
jason：yes how do you get to know?
唐僧：贫道
八戒： 这还用讲吗？我大师兄可是火眼金睛！
jason：我敢问你们来自哪里？又往哪里去？
唐僧：贫道，come from china I want to go to 西天取经
jason：oh,I konw you have three students a monkey a pig and a monster it is you 去西天取经，可这上下班的，多堵啊！
唐僧：NO,not西天取经but to 西天成亲
八戒：呵呵，猴哥！师傅他，他.......
唐僧：八戒，oh my god ,come on (转向悟空）why do you saty here ?we are going to西天
jason： oh my god master tang I just have some little thing could you wait a moment?
沙僧：师傅，咱们不用等了，（唐僧恩了一下，沙僧又对悟空说）大师兄，不对啊！怎么有两个哥哥呢？（又转向八戒）二师兄，我晕啊！
Alice：oh jason you are not my boy you are 孙悟空 oh my lady gaga ,you are just a monkey!!!
jason：no ,Alicee 我是jason 那个才是传说中的悟空
Alice：我晕啊我，you ,silly pig!wait wait !!!(唐僧师徒离去）

（切换第三幕，海伦上场）

海伦：you konw you can lose a chance but no second to get a better one ,I will be waiting for you and miss you until I change my mind
乔治：really?I am sure you are the best girl for me（海伦拿出优乐美）
海伦： Do you know ,who you are?
乔治：am I just a milk tea?
海伦：you are my 优乐美（《通天大道》响起）这样，我就可以把你天天捧在手上！
（Alice 刚好来找乔治道歉，并表白，看好看见此幕，愣了下便走向前）
Alice：乔治，曾经有份真挚的爱情摆在我面前，但我却不懂得珍惜，If上帝再给我一次爱你的机会，我会对这个男孩说，我爱你！
如果要再加个期限的话，我希望是，一万年！（《通天大道》响起）
乔治：Alice Alice I love you(两人牵着手走了）
海伦：问世间情为何物？（此时唐僧师徒又此路过）
唐僧：贫道如此爱你，你却如此伤我的心！
悟空：唉！要不是为了西天取经，我早就和紫霞仙子度蜜月去了，悲催啊！悲催！爱你，真的伤不起！
沙僧：师傅，大师兄说的对吗？
唐僧：你这老沙！
沙僧：那师傅为何刚说去西天成亲？又为何对爱情如此感叹？
唐僧：师傅，只是考验你们啦，为师难啊，都不懂我的良苦用心，唉！
八戒：呵呵，师傅他在撒谎，师傅他分明出轨了！
唐僧：你这死猪！为师怎么会越轨呢？我们的任务是——西天取经！
沙僧：大师兄，师傅他说的对吗？
悟空：恩，very good
沙僧：二师兄，大师兄和师傅都说的对吗？
八戒：你这老沙！（转向走到难过的海伦面前）
八戒：海伦仙子姐姐，要不你和我们去西天吧！老猪我保护你啊！呵呵
唐僧，悟空，沙僧，海伦，Alice , jason ：你这猪！我们前程未定，你怎敢如此顽皮，阿弥陀佛，善哉善哉！ -

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