求3人英语话剧剧本 5分钟
3人短剧,简单有趣,每人不超过10句话,并且都是很简单的话,经理只有一句词,但是还比较有水平。由一个笑话改编。
最后结果出人意料,其实是服务生误解了顾客
C,the customer.
W,the waiter.
M,the manager.
In the restaurant.
W:What can I do for you,sir?
C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg Soup.That's all.
W:A moment.
W:Yours,sir.
C:Thank you.
C:Waiter.
W:Yes?Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:I'm sorry.Sir.I'll change it for you.
W:Here your soup.Sir.
C:Thank you.
C:waiter!
W:Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:Er.I'm terribly sorry.I change it in a second.
C:Sir.I'm sorry for the soup.Now is the soup.
W:OK.
C:Waiter!!
W:Sir?
C:Call your manager,please.
M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup?
C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON
望采纳
Whose Fault
Cast
Mr. Green
Miss Blue
Police
Nurse
Doctor
Daughter
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Scene I
(Green Garden St.)
(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)
Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car?
Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.
Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.
(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)
Police: What's happened?
Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!
Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...
(Quarrel again ...)
Police: Has any one been injured?
Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.
Miss Blue: I ache all over too.
(Both of them mourn painfully...)
Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).
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Scene II
(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)
(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)
Nurse: Who is injured?
(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)
Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?
Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green.
Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there.
Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts)
Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss?
Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.
Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?
Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over...
Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.
(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)
Mr. Green: Nurse, I...I feel...
Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?
(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...)
Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.
Doctor: Ok! I see... How are you, Miss?
Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...
Doctor: (Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon......
Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..
(Miss Blue leaves.)
Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!
Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ?
Doctor: Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?
Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...
Doctor: I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...
Mr. Green: What? An injection?
(Nurse takes out the syringe)
Nurse: Where do you want to inject?
(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)
Mr. Green: Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.
Nurse: Wait! Don't go...
(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room)
Mr. Green: Wow! ...... That hurts!
(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)
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Scene III
(Taiwan House)
(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)
Daughter: Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.
Mr. Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...
Miss Blue: What! That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...
(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)
Daughter: Oh! I understand it. Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home.
(Both of them are still quarrelling ....)
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场景一
(绿色花园街)
(在繁忙时间,拥挤的街道时,格林先生是开车过去的红灯,突然一辆汽车发生意外...两个人走出他们的汽车愤怒...)
蓝小姐:噢!这是你,格林先生...你知道如何驾驶您的车吗?
格林先生:你看,我是马路对面驾驶!哇!有一个我心爱的奔驰凹痕。
蓝小姐:我的宝马也得到了一个凹痕,你应该赔偿我。
(虽然他们争吵,后来,警察来。)
警察:什么事?
格林先生:她撞到我的车!
蓝小姐:不!这是他自己开车过去的红灯...
(再次争吵...)
警察:任何一个受到损害?
格林先生:我感到头痛,脚酸痛,疼痛非常。
蓝小姐:我也很痛。
(他们都痛苦地悼念...)
警察:那我就打电话叫救护车(OEOE ...).
(蓝天医院紧急)
(救护车送他们到医院)
护士:是谁受伤?
(他们说这是双方在同一时间自己...)
护士:你叫什么名字,先生?
格林先生:叫我民进党绿色。
护士:(不愉快的表情)哦!转到角落,坐在那里。
格林先生:但是... (护士中断)
护士:去吧!不要说任何话.....你叫什么名字,小姐?
蓝小姐:我的名字是国民党的蓝色。
护士:(温柔微笑)哦,小姐这边请。请问你能告诉我你的感觉如何?
蓝小姐:噢!我很痛...
护士:好!我会帮你停止的痛苦第一次,然后医生会在治疗一段时间你。
(格林先生过来要求治疗,但拒绝)
格林先生:护士,我觉得...一..
护士:等待在那里,你没有听到我吗?
(格林先生追溯到无奈,医生在这个时候来了...)
护士:年轻的小姐叫国民党蓝...国民党蓝。
医生:好吧!喔...你好吗,小姐?
蓝小姐:我有一车祸,我很痛...
医生:(检查)它是确定...不要担心。我会给你一些药。你会很快好起来......
蓝小姐:谢谢你,医生..
(吴蓝叶。)
医生:下一个。 (来自格林先生在读博士和他的医疗记录),你被称为民进党绿色!
格林先生:是啊!任何与该问题?
医生:嗯...(考虑)民进党绿色(提高了声音)?有什么问题吗?
格林先生:我都很酸痛,头痛,牙痛及足部疼痛(医生他不耐烦地打断)...
医生:一..一..我明白了,林小姐 - 给格林先生打针...
格林先生:什么?打针?
(护士拿出注射器)
护士:你想去哪儿投放?
(格林先生是害怕和颤抖...)
格林先生:嗯,医生... ...我不痛了,一..我不想离开。
护士:等待!不要去...
(护士拉格林先生和他的部队进入注射室)
格林先生:哇! ......这伤害了!
(蓝小姐出去了急诊室,但格林先生在可怕的痛苦离去。)
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场景三
(台湾府)
(他们都回家,然后打开门,进了屋子走在同一时间...)
女儿:爸爸妈妈... ...发生了什么事你们俩?爸爸,你脸色苍白。妈妈,你看起来可怕,太。
格林先生:我不会这样,如果不是你们的母亲...
蓝小姐:什么!这是你父亲的过错,他指责我厚颜无耻的...
(女儿是寒冷,耸耸肩,然后看电视)
女儿:哦!我明白。即使总统选举以来,就没有我们家的和平。
(他们两人都还争吵....)
或是白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本
旁白:Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪:( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇后:I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜:Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇后:Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜:Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后:She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
再或是《叶花K西》
人物介绍:西门吹雪(X),叶孤城(Y),King(K).花满楼(H)
道具:牛奶两袋,匕首一把,戒子一枚,纸屑若干。
第一幕:决战紫荆城之颠
旁白:A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .
Birdsaredancinginthecold .
Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .
Windiscominginsilence.
Another mysteriousmanapproaches .
Y与X相遇.
X:oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !
Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.
X:Excuseme, whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?
Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?
X:Iamximenchuixue.
Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?
X:Yes,whatiswrong?
Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?
X:Great, youknowme !
Y抱腿:Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!
X:No, Imustkillyou !
Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!
X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?
Y突然站起冷冷的说:Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?
Y:pleasedrinkit!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?
X:Sure, must! milkismilk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?
X:I’msureIwon’t!
Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子,蹲下:Oach,Oach !
Y大笑:HaHa……
X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?
Y:What ?
X:Toliet?
Y:What ?
X:The “WC”?
Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!
H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!
Y:Whoareyou?
H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha……
H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!
Y:Youareright!
H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?
Y:Yes,It’sverygood.
H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!
Y:Ok,Let’s go
The Gifts (礼物)英文话剧剧本 The Gifts Mon.:Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents4人短剧。由欧·亨利的短篇小说麦琪的礼物改编。
The Gifts
Mon.:Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving.
In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair.
D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.
D: I—- I—- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.
(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)
D: Will you buy my hair?
M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?
D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.
M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.
D: Thank you. Bye.
M: Bye.
Mon.:Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.
D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim’s watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .
(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )
J: You—–?
D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.
J: You’ve cut off your hair?
D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.
J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .
D: What ?
J: Look at it yourself. You ‘ll see.
D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!
J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims–just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.
D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.
J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.
D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?
J: I’m sorry. I won’t guess.
D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .
J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.
礼 物
旁白:明天是圣诞节,但是德拉觉得很难过,因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物,她只有1.87美元,他们一个月只有20美元的收入,那很难再从中省钱了。
事实上,德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝,一件是吉姆的金表,那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的,还有一件是德拉那一头棕发,又长又美丽。
德拉:生活对我来说很困难,虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了,我仍然只有1.87美元。
德拉:我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉,那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。
(在店门口,写着“夫人:我们买各种各样的头发”)
德拉:你买我的头发吗?
夫人:是的,我们买各式的头发,把你的帽子脱下来,让我看一下你的头发。哦,很美的头发,很好的发质,20美元,行不行?
德拉:好的,但是请你快点把钱给我。
夫人:给你,20美元。
德拉:谢谢你,再见。
夫人:再见。
旁白:德拉在街上逛了2个小时,然后她在一家金店止步,进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。
德拉:哦,多么漂亮的金链子,我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配,当他看到它的时候,一定会很高兴的。
(突然门打开了,吉姆走了进来)
吉姆:你……?
德拉:吉姆,不要那样看着我,我剪了我的头发并卖了,因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节,吉姆,它会长得很快的,你不会介意的,是不是?我必须这么做,我的头发长得很快的,这你是知道的,说:“圣诞快乐!”,吉姆,让我们高兴起来。
吉姆:你剪了你的头发?
德拉:我剪了头发并卖了,它被卖掉了,我跟你说它被卖掉了,没有了!现在是圣诞节前夜,对我好一点,吉姆,那都是为了你。
吉姆:哦,德拉,别误会我,我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了,我知道,那是为了我,看看这个包裹。
德拉:什么?
吉姆:你自己看吧!你会明白的。
德拉:啊,是梳子!它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。
吉姆:是的,那套漂亮的梳子,镶珠宝的,那颜色正好配你的发色。
德拉:但是,吉姆,那些都是很贵的,我知道,我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的奢望拥有它。现在,它们是我的了,谢谢你,吉姆。
吉姆:现在,你知道我为什么一开始就那么悲伤了吧。
德拉:吉姆,我给你买了一件又美丽又好的礼物,你能猜出来吗?
吉姆:对不起,我不想猜。
德拉:看,一条金表链,吉姆,它是不是很可爱?我找遍了整个城才找
的,你从现在起可得一天要看一百次时间了。把你的表给我,我
想看一下表链装在表上的样子。
吉姆:德拉,让我们把圣诞礼物收起来珍藏一段时间,它们太好了,但我
们现在用不着,我把表卖了。得到了钱才买了这梳子。现在让我们
吃晚饭吧
给你多发了几个,你看行不行
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