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了解中西方之间在观念，思维，习俗，人际交往上的差异会有助于彼此建立起更良好的关系　中国和欧美两个地方的文明基础不同，中国是农业和大陆文明，欧洲是海洋文明和商业文明。
Understanding between Chinese and western in the idea, thinking, customs, interpersonal differences will help to build a good relationship with each other in China and Europe and the United States two different local basis of civilization, China is an agricultural civilization and the mainland, Europe is the ocean civilization and commercial civilization.
基于生存环境的不同会导致生产方式就不同，生产方式也就会引至人与人之间相处形式就不同，友谊价值观随之也就不同了。
According to the different living environment may lead to the production way is different, the mode of production will also lead to form between people get along is different, the values of friendship then also is different.
中国自古都是一种等级较为森严的社会制度，从根上就强调着人与人的不平等；
China since ancient times is a kind of hierarchy is guarded the social system, from the root to emphasize the inequality of human beings;
西方是商业文明，商业就必须强调人与人的平等交换，万天开价落地还钱，后来就从商业中的平等就发展成现在的人与人的平等。
Western is the commercial civilization, business have to emphasize the equality of people exchange, offer landing also money, ten thousand days later from equality in business development in current human equality.
如果你看过电影《国王的演讲》，就会记得乔治国王去那个医生家里面治疗口吃病，当国王取烟抽时那个医生一手就抢过国王的烟便说：“这里不许抽烟。”
If you saw the movie "the king's speech", will remember king George go to the doctor's treatment of stuttering inside disease, when the king the doctor when you pick up the cigarette smoke just grabbed the king's hand and said: "smoking is not allowed here."
国王气愤地说：“我是国王.”那医生理直气壮地说：“我的地方我说了算。”
King said angrily: "I am king." the doctor rightfully said: "my place I have the final say."
国王也只好无奈地接受了。
The king also had to reluctantly accept.
那一幕在中国人看来简直是不可想像，在中国［普天之下，莫非王土；率土之滨莫非王臣］，可是在欧美可就不一样。
The scene in the Chinese view it is unthinkable, in China [wheresoever, murphy wang soil; "servants"], but in Europe and the United States is different.
在中国既出现了等级那就代表着人就被分类，［门档户对］一词你或许你听过，这也就体现了中国人与人之间的等级形式。
In China appeared a level that is both on behalf of the people will be classified, [door stop home to] the word you maybe you have heard, it reflects the interpersonal level form China.
正因为这一种不公平，使属同一等级的人的紧密依靠在一起。
Because of this kind of unfair, belong to the same level of people closely rely on together.
古中国上层公卿因利益相互合利和斗争，而下层的人就没什么利益之争，他们都是被剥削阶级，同病相怜，所以当你看到农民起义时都基本上是一个地方爆发起义就会引发连锁效应、遍地开花，所以在农村中或都在城市里低收入人群的社区中，你听到很多粗言畏语，行为粗暴的人，但是人情味特别浓厚，正可谓一方有难百方支援。
Ancient Chinese upper or because of competing interests and struggle, and lower level of people has little interest, they are exploiting class, misery loves company, so when you see a peasant uprising basically was a local uprising would cause knock-on effect, blossom everywhere, so in rural or in the city low income community, you hear a lot of coarse speech and language, behavior and crude, but human especially keen, hard one hundred iai was party support.
但在中国的商业活动你看到的人是相对比较接近商业文明的人际关系，人际关系出发点基本上是以利益为中心。
But in China you see business people is relatively close to commercial civilization of interpersonal relations, interpersonal starting point is basically interests as the center.
欧美的商业文明中，生意是要处理好自己的事情，经营好，要考虑的就是个人本身。
European and American business cultures, the business is to deal with their own things, business is good, is the individual itself to consider.
相以在欧美的人中，以自我为中心，在生活中处理好自已的事情是最重要的。
Phase with in Europe and the United States, self-centered, and handle their own things in life is the most important.
而中国人处理每一件事情基本上都要考虑总体情况或者是对周边其他人的影响，比如说和朋友出去玩，当要买东西喝时就会问他想喝什么然后自己帮他去买，而且不用他付钱请他喝，如果他说不想喝，那中国人会出现两种情况，一种是自己都不喝，陪他不喝，别一种是自己喝，他不喝就拉倒。
And the Chinese deal with each thing basically all want to consider the overall situation or influence on others around, like and friends go out to play, when you want to buy something to drink when will ask what he want to drink and help him to buy it for yourself, and don't have to pay his drink, don't want to drink if he says, the Chinese people will appear two situations, one is you don't drink, accompanied him not to drink, don't is a kind of drink, he will pull down not to drink.
中国人这是一种礼貌的体现方式。
The embodiment of the Chinese people it is a polite way.
而在外国人就是不可能会出现这种情况。
In the foreigner is unlikely to appear this kind of circumstance.

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试着翻译了一下：
1. “当你喝第一杯的时候，就会接着喝，然后就会上瘾” （这位F先生貌似是alcoholic....from google..)
2. "好莱坞并不如外在那样光鲜美好“（直译为”在好莱坞那层假金属包装之下有着真正的装饰物“）
3.”有人说我绝对是个混蛋，但这不是真的。我有着一颗现实中难以发现的纯洁心灵。”（"the heart of a young boy....."也许是想说这个意思, 因为他罐子里的那个虚拟的可以被看做人的物体是有着纯洁心灵的小男孩）
4. "多数抽象词汇在霍皮语中是动词，而非欧洲语系里面的名词” （Hopi:霍皮人，美国亚利桑那州东南部印第安村庄居民，霍皮人使用的语言。 这句话是说不同语言之间差异很大）
5. "你敢在我这里把'派对'当动词来用!?" (这句话出自一个喜剧"Black books", 具体意思只能参照前后台词和故事情节，你有吗？）
6. "汽车， 环绕在乡村田野间，就像那些有了内耳的苍蝇们--他们发出嗡嗡声，停下来，暂停，起步，换挡，停车，停稳，刹车， 而且这整个就是一神经质的令人不安的奇怪说话音调。”（我想他也许不很适应工业革命后的新鲜变化......"a village green"是乡村田野）

1、“你先喝一杯饮料，然后喝了一口，然后把你的饮料。”（史葛菲茨杰拉德）2、”背后的好莱坞的假丝是真正的金属丝。（奥斯卡Levant）3、”，有人说我一定是个可怕的人，但它不是真正的。我曾在我桌子上的瓶子里一个年轻男孩的心。”（史提芬京）4、”最抽象的词在霍皮人areverbs，不是名词如是很贵的。（本杰明沃尔夫）5、“你敢不使用“党在我店的一个动词。”（迪伦莫兰，黑色的书）6、”汽车，踢脚绿色村庄，就像获得内耳的苍蝇——他们的嗡嗡声，停止，暂停，停止，启动，停止，转移，制动，和整体效果是一个紧张的复调奇怪地令人不安。”（E.B.怀特，《瓦尔登湖》）

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