品牌 英文话剧
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我们在大学的时候，也是会叫我们演话剧，然后网上找来找去就那几个剧本，所以，剧本本身幽默是一回事，但是主要是演员本身要有喜剧色彩，要会演，用自己的方式，赋予老剧本新的活力，另外一个方法就是，自己写剧本，你可以改变文学名著里的段子，也可以简要概括个故事，注意了，重要的是人。课本里其实有些元素也是可以利用的，我们有一次演侦探破案，利用的课本里的《12审判官》（名称不大记得了）。
否则如果你网上找，一般有几个经典的，如《孔雀东南飞》，《白雪公主》（有中文恶搞的，建议自己翻译）。你说的9个人，以前也遇到过这样的问题，你下载下来的剧本没有那么多角色，那你就自己加，比如课文里2个土匪，你就加4个。。。等等。
cheerful of companions. It does not turn
〔一只小鸟正从北方飞向南方去过冬，天气太冷了，他的动作越来越僵，不但打喷嚏还一直打哆嗦。突然，他完全僵住了，身子一载倒在地上。〕小鸟：冷……冷……好冷啊……救命啊……救命啊……我就要被冻死了……
〔这时一只母牛从这里经过，看到了可怜的小鸟，于是转身在他身上拉了一泡屎。注意，母牛要用三到四个人来完成一个整体的动物模拟，才能显出形体上的硕大；屎用一条黄色的毛巾被来代替，颜色可以稍深一些，缓缓地放在小鸟的身上。〕
小鸟：咦？这是……啊……真是太暖和了……哦……真舒服啊……我感到自己活过来了……哈哈……你就像那一把火～熊熊火焰温暖了我～真舒服啊……我是一只小小小小鸟，怎么飞呀飞也不高……（小鸟舒服得意的唱起歌来）
〔一只猫正在路过，听见歌声便悄悄跑了过来，看到得意的小鸟，舔舔舌头，走了过来。〕
猫：喵～
小鸟：（歌声嘎然而止，变得惊慌起来）猫……猫大爷，您找我有什么事儿吗？
猫：小鸟啊小鸟，你怎么被盖在牛粪下面了？来来来，我帮你把牛粪揭开来吧！
小鸟：（惊恐）啊，不，不用了，不用麻烦了……不要啊！
[猫狞笑着看着小鸟，猛地掀开象征牛粪的毛巾被，敏捷的把小鸟吃了下去，等他抬起头来的时候，满意的打了一个饱嗝。]
画外音：这个故事的寓意是……
母牛：不是每个在你身上拉屎的都是你的敌人！
猫：不是每个把你从屎堆中拉出来的都是你的朋友。
小鸟：当你陷入深深的屎堆（陷入困境和难题）当中的时候，闭上你的鸟嘴a little bird is from the north to fly to the south to winter, weather is too cold, he moves increasingly stiff, not only sneezing still shake. Suddenly, he fully froze, body is a load and fell to the ground. ;
Bird: cold... Cold... Good cold ah... Heeeelp... Heeeelp... I'll freeze to death...
[when a cow passed, saw the poor little bird, they turned upon him pulled one bubble excrement. Note that the cows to use three or four complete a whole animal simulation, ability show form on the gigantic, Excrement with a yellow towels are instead, color could be a little deeper, and slowly in the bird's body. ;
Bird: yi? This is... Ah... Is really too warm... Oh... Really comfortable ah... I feel I'm alive... Haha... You like that of a fire ~ flames warms my ~ really comfortable ah... I'm a little small bird, how to fly ah fly is not high also... (bird comfortable proud of singing)
[a cat is passing, hear songs will quietly ran up and see satisfiedly bird, lick tongue, walked by. ;
Cat: meow ~
Bird: (singing halt, becomes troubled) cat... Cat big ye, you ask me to have what thing?
Cat: bird ah bird, you how be covered in cow muck below? Come, let me help you put your cow muck uncover to come!
Bird: (fear) oh, no, no, don't bother... Don't!
[cat grinning watching bird, fiercely uncovereth symbol of cow muck, agile towels are extricated ate, such as he looked up, satisfying dozen a burp.]
Narrator: the moral of this story is...
Cow: not everyone who gets you out of shit is your enemies!
Cat: not everyone who gets you out of shit out is your friend.
Bird: when you're in deep shit (mess up and problems) of time, close your beak!
还有一个有名的：据说,在公元300年,有一个善良的老人名叫圣尼古拉。他总是乐于帮助穷人,经常送出的礼物。
今天,圣诞老人是一个虚构的身材,但是几乎所有年轻的孩子相信他。他们认为他是一个快乐的老人驾着一辆长长的白胡子和一个很长的件朱红色袍子。
之夜每年的十二月二十四日,圣诞老人从寒冷的北方赶来,他从壁炉烟囱下来,把礼物放在孩子们的床上或者写明他们的袜子。所以,当孩子们去床上那夜,他们挂起袜子,在圣诞节早晨他们醒来时发现他们的全部的礼物。当然,这是他们的父母把长袜塞满礼物。
It is said that in the year of 300 AD, there was a kind old man and his name was Saint Nicholas. He was always ready to help the poor and often gave presents to them.
Today, Father Christmas is an imaginary figure, but nearly all young children believe in him. They think he is a happy old man with a long white beard and a long red robe.
On the night of the twenty-fourth of December every year, Father Christmas from some cold northern land comes down the chimney of the fireplace to put presents by the beds of children or to fill their stockings. So when children go to bed that night, they hang up their stockings, and on Christmas morning they wake to find them full of presents. Of course, it's really their parents who fill the stockings.
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