请英语高手帮我翻译成英语。。是口语课的材料,请尽量口语些地道些,不要用翻译器,谢谢

请英语高手帮我翻译一下这句话,要地道美语，是口语考试材料，，谢谢不要翻译器的~

No matter when and where, please don't use "Hmm" to talk with me. Because the word makes me feel paltered.

绝非机翻...加油！！O(∩_∩)O~

A: Excuse me, why are you late? What's your name?
B: My name is Mike, Sir/Miss*(1). You can't forget me just because I've been absent for four classes.*(2)
A: All right, Mike. Why were you absent for four classes?
B: The programming contest I participated in required me and seven other students in the same field*(3) to work in a workshop*(4) for twenty-seven days (consecutively). *(5)
A: That doesn't mean you can be absent without the knowledge of a teacher.*(6)

*(1) 男老师用Sir，女老师用Miss。英语中跟老师交谈时不会称对方为teacher——很多人都犯这个错误。
*(2) 瘦瘦的肉包子用户说得没错。为了好好表达出原句中的“就”，在because前加个just会比较好。
*(3)“专业译成”profession绝对不对——没有人会这样说的。因为不知道B上的是中学/大学还是别的，所以把“专业”译成field（区域）比较自然。
*(4) “机房”一词一时找不出什么好的意译……网上辞书都是译成equipment room、engine room、machine room、generator room之类的词。因为B参加的是个编程比赛，所以个人认为以上的翻译全部都不太合适。
Workshop有“工场”、“研究会”、“讲习会”等意思，我觉得比起网上辞书给的那些选择更显妥当。
*(5) 括号中的consecutively可要可不要。但为了原句中“连续”的关系还是放进去了。个人认为不要会比较自然和不啰嗦。
*(6) 英文中好像没有能清晰直接地代替“请假”的单词，因此有点麻烦……
翻译后的整句话语法和文法虽然都没问题，但因为跟原中文句子的意思有点偏差，所以我觉得还是不够完美——That doesn't mean you can be absent without the knowledge of a teacher. 直接翻译成中文后是：“这不代表你可以在老师不知情的情况下缺席。”
也可以译成：That doesn't excuse you from not notifying a teacher who's not aware of this. ——“这并不代表你可以不事先通知不知情的老师。”/"这并不能为你没事先向不知情的老师请假作借口。"——暂时想不出更自然的翻译了。
当然，肉包子用户的 It doesn't mean that you are allowed to be absent without the permission of teachers who don't know about *it*. 也可以（it 换成 this 更好）。但这样一来句子长度就比原句多出许多，而且有点不自然和啰嗦的感觉——这并不是翻译者的问题，怪也只能怪“请假”没有好的代替词。

现在的专业的要求之一就是用英文写论文（其余时间就是把其它外语译成英文）。个人较擅长翻译对话稿，喜用灵活自然的方法并常常乐在其中。所以可以肯定，这篇口语的翻译是没有问题的。但要完全一板一眼地把文字换过来的话就恐怕没可能了……
以上已经尽能力地解释了各处比较含糊的地方，希望能帮助到你。如有其他问题请随时PM我。
PS.还请各位高手明点出任何可改进的地方。见笑了。:-)

Dear Peter,
It has been a long time before I check my mailbox again.To my surprise and delight,I receive your greeting.
The day you went back to England,actually I had just arrived in England.When I asked your friend where you were on MSN,he told me that you were sleeping and would probably last long because of jet lag or something else.Therefore,I decided to stay in England for 2 days quietly and fly back to Japan afterwards.Sometimes it is an enjoyment to wander in a strange environment alone.As a matter of fact,England is quite a good place so that I plan to travel there again with my friend in May.
What's more,I'm going to leave Japan several months later and study in Singapore.Since I
changed my major,I have a new sense and interest of IT.Thanks to my interest and work,I passed some qualification exams and will participate in a student programming competition in New York in July.In fact I got the entry just bacause there were some high-score questions I fininshed happened to be right luckily so I think it's worth taking part in this competition with a lot of aces.
Glad that you are fine there and wish your life to be more abundant and happier.Thanks for still remembering me,your old friend.I'm grateful for having known you and the time when we grow up together as well.

Dear Peter,

Haven't seen this mailbox, very surprising also very pleased to receive your greeting.

The day in your back to England, in fact I have just arrived in England, I ask you of the hotel with MSN friend you where he told me you just to, because the jet lag, and other such reasons, you are sleeping, and might sleep for a long time. So I decided to quietly lived in England for two days, and then fly back to Japan. Sometimes a person in an unfamiliar environment for a walk also is kind of enjoyment. Britain is really a good place, my friend and I plan to travel in May this year once again.

Also, I have a few months will depart from Japan, transfer to Singapore. Since last year, after I turned professional in IT have new understanding and the interest, because the reason plus some interest through some hard, my qualifications test, in July will also go to New York for a college student programming competition. But get this number is because there are some high marks audition topic is a blind cat encounter dead mouse do right, so in this ace clouds of game I would embrace the mentality of the participating in emphatically.

Glad you where everything is fine, and wish your life more and more full and happy. Thank you also remember me this old friends. I'm grateful to meet you, also appreciate the time when we grow together.

Dear Peter,
I haven't checked this email for a long time, so it is suprise, of course, pretty glad as well, to receive your greeting.
The day you went back to Britain is actually the day I arrive there, too.In the hotel, I asked your friend where were you on msn and was told that you were sleeping because of the time difference thing, and probably it wouldn't be a short time before you woke up. So I decided to live in Britain quietly for a couple of days and then flew back to Japan. Sometimes walking around in an unfamiliar places alone is also a kind of enjoyment. Britain is a great place indeed which made me planed another trip there with my friend in March this year.
Also, I'm leaving Japan in a few months, the coming school life will be in Singapore. Since my major had been changed last year, I've formed new knowledge and interest in IT.The interest as well as efforts made me some of the qualification tests passed. I will be in New York for a programming competition in July this year. I got this oppotunity through the selection contest because of a lucky hit in some high score questions rather than my ability. So this full-of-expert competition just mean a "participation is good enough" thing for me.
Well, I'm glad to know that everything around you is fine and may your life be full and happy. Thank you for remembering me, my old friend. I couldn't be more grateful to god's arrangement---the encounter of the two of us. I appreciate the time we grew up together.

Dear Peter,
I didn't check my email for a long time. I feel surprised and excited to receive your email.
The day you went back to England, I just arrived there. When I asked your friend where you were through msn in the hotel, he told me that you had been there. Due to the jet lag or something else, you were sleeping at that time, and you might sleep for a long time. So I decided to stay in England for several days, and then I would go back to Japan by air. Sometimes, it is a great pleasure to walk in a place that I am not familiar with. England is quite a wonderful place that I will travel with my friend there again in May this year.
I will leave Japan several months later and study in Singapore. Since I changed my major last year, I have had a new understanding and interest towards IT. Because of my interest and hard-working, I passed some qualification exams. In July this year, I will go to New York to participate a Programming Competition for College Students. Actually, it was my luck not my ability that took me to the competition. So I and don't care much about the result of the competition. I just feel lucky to join the competetion.
I am glad to hear from you that everything goes well. And I hope you will live a happy and colorful life. Thank you for remembering me. Nice meeting you. It is grateful to have spent the wonderful time with you.

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