关于成功的幽默英语段子
「幽默段子」如何辨别真正的成功人士
1、不给别人发名片；
2、自己不开车；
3、衣服没logo；
4、住的是小独院；
5、每天有时间午睡；
6、经常在郊区户外活动；
7、包里现金很少；
8、可以生两个以上孩子。 旁边一位扫地的农民大妈兴奋地打断他：“这种人，我们村全是！”。
1、You have to believe in yourself. That's the secret of success. -- Charles Chaplin人必须有自信，这是成功的秘密。 -- 卓别林
2、Gods determine what you're going to be. 人生的奋斗目标决定你将成为怎样的人。
3、The reason why a great man is great is that he resolves to be a great man.伟人之所以伟大，是因为他立志要成为伟大的人。
4、A thousand-li journey is started by taking the first step.千里之行，始于足下
5、A strong man will struggle with the storms of fate. -- Thomas Addison强者能同命运的风暴抗争。 -- 爱迪生
6、pain past is pleasure.忍过痛苦即得快乐。
7、Suffering is the most powerful teacher of life.苦难是人生最伟大的老师。
8、All things are difficult before they are easy.凡事必先难后易。
9、、There’s only one corner of the universe you can be sure of improving, and that’s your own self.这个宇宙中只有一个角落你肯定可以改进，那就是你自己。
10、Where there is life, there is hope.生命不息，希望不止。
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1、I feel strongly that I can make it.我坚信我一定能成功。
2、Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.与其诅咒黑暗，不如燃起蜡烛。
3、The shortest answer is doing.最简短的回答就是行动。
4、Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.成功的秘诀就是四个简单的字：多一点点。
5、The car will find its way round the hill when it gets there.车到山前必有路。
6、All things in their being are good for something.天生我才必有用。
7、Difficult circumstances serve as a textbook of life for people.困难坎坷是人们的生活教科书。
8、Failure is the mother of success. - Thomas Paine失败乃成功之母。
9、You have to believe in yourself. That's the secret of success. -- Charles Chaplin人必须有自信，这是成功的秘密。 -- 卓别林
10、The unexamined life is not worth living. -- Socrates混混噩噩的生活不值得过。 -- 苏格拉底
3：
1、None is of freedom or of life deserving unless he daily conquers it anew. -Erasmus只有每天再度战胜生活并夺取自由的人，才配享受生活的自由。
2、Pursue your object, be it what it will, steadily and indefatigably.不管追求什么目标，都应坚持不懈。
3、Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass. -- John Ruskin生活没有目标，犹如航海没有罗盘。-- 罗斯金
74、What makes life dreary is the want of motive. -- George Eliot没有了目的，生活便郁闷无光。 -- 乔治 · 埃略特
5、Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.-- Lincoln卓越的天才不屑走旁人走过的路祝寿对联。他寻找迄今未开拓的地区。
6、There is no such thing as a great talent without great will - power. -- Balzac没有伟大的意志力，便没有雄才大略。 -- 巴尔扎克
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